A/N: Iggy is amazing. He's hilarious, blind, and a pyro. What more could you want?
Fnicking
"I'm so hungry!" Iggy complained for the millionth time.
"Calm down," Gazzy retorted, mimicking Max's voice to perfection.
Iggy laughed. "I'm just so fnicking hungry!" he continued, grinning wickedly.
Gazzy cackled, flying closer to him so they could fist bump. "Nice one, dude!"
Gazzy could see Max, up at the front, almost visibly tense up, no doubt resisting the urge to slap Gazzy and Iggy in the face.
"Max? Are we there yet?" Gazzy whined. It was fun provoking Max.
"We'll get there when we get there!" she yelled back.
"'We'll get there when we get there!'" Gazzy mocked in Fang's voice.
Fang, who was flying subtly closer to Max than usual, didn't respond. Typical.
"Hey, where are we going anyway?" Iggy called out.
"McDonalds," came the curt reply.
"If we eat chicken," Iggy muttered, "isn't that cannibalism?"
Gazzy screwed up his face, trying not to laugh. He stayed calm for about five seconds. "BAHAHAHA!" He wiped his tears and kept laughing maniacally.
"What?" Max demanded.
"'If we eat chicken isn't that cannibalism,'" Gazzy chortled. "Dude, you're on fire today!"
Iggy bowed, which looked really silly while still flying. "Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank the academy.."
Iggy continued his heartfelt speech while the rest of the flock, minus Max and Fang, laughed their heads off.
Geddit? They're part-bird, so if they eat chicken, technically, they're eating bird! ...I know. I make no sense. As usual.