Hello my freaky darlings I'm back once more and hitting you with something new, now you see I was hit by this idea while sitting on my ass doing nothing but looking at a blank TV screen so here it is and tell me what you think because I'm not sure if I'm going to keep writing this as it is an idea so tell me if It's any good, so no we go!
DISCLAIMER:I do not own Naruto or Red Dead Redemption (RDR) if I did then I would not be writing this, as I would be rich.
Note: I will be using guns from RDR so please don't get angry with me.
"Normal speech"
'Normal thoughts'
"Kyuubi/demon/whatever the hell's not human speech"
'Kyuubi/demon/whatever the hell's not human thoughts'
"Jutsu"
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- (Time skip/location change)
"Japanese speech"
Beta: xNamikazeKyuubix
xNamikazeKyuubix: Once again I wonder what I'm doing here, besides being the first to read the chapter! XD There really wasn't any mistakes that needed to be corrected, I read through the entire chapter and it was smooth-sailing the entire way.
Chapter: 1
'Fifteen years, It's been fifteen years since that day, I'm sorry' thought one Hatake Kakashi as he gazed down at the monument whose sides were inscribed with the names of Konoha ninja who died in service, his moment of remembrance was broken by the shrill cry of an eagle flying overhead.
'Well I best go see what the Hokage wants before she throws another table out the window and sends the Anbu after me' he thought before leaping off to the Hokage tower.
Arriving at the tower Kakashi walked up the stairs before reaching the door and after getting the nod from Shizune, who sat behind her desk working out paperwork for the Hokage to work on, to enter he opened the door.
"I'm not late am I?" he asked as he walked into the room and looked around at all the normal faces, Asuma was over by Kurenai, Gai was doing push-ups on the other side of the room and Anko was pestering Itachi.
"No, your not, which has been happening a lot lately" the Hokage said causing Kakashi to look over to the desk, where he saw Senju Tsunade, the fifth Hokage.
She had taken office almost twelve months ago after the third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen had finally had enough and ordered Jiraiya to go get her and bring her back by any means.
"So Hokage-sama, why have you called us here today?" Itachi asked as he and all the others in the room lined up in front of the Hokage's desk.
"I have a mission and it's of the upmost importance," she said before watching them all stand a little straighter.
"What's the mission Hokage-sama?" Asuma asked as he put his smoke out.
"Your mission, is to find and bring back a person to this village" she said as she picked up a mission scroll.
"Who is it were picking up Hokage-sama and is it just going to be us?" Gai asked as he looked around at the assembled people.
"No, it wont be just you lot I will be sending Tenten and Rock Lee along with you, the only reason they are not here right now is because that Tenten only got her Jounin vest yesterday so I'm letting her have the day off and Rock Lee was brought to me before with a few broken bones that I had to heal, I have already told him about the mission so he knows and Tenten will be in here later and I will tell her then as for who you are looking for…" she was cut off by the door opening which caused everybody to look at it, only to see the retied third Hokage walk in.
"You will be looking for one Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto" Sarutobi said as he walked in and sat in his chair next to Tsunade.
"W-w-what?" Kakashi stuttered as he almost fell over.
"You heard right, you are looking for the son of the forth Hokage" Tsunade said as she glared at the old man next to her for stealing her line.
"B-b-but the last I heard he was sent to jail" Kakashi spoke again this time more steady.
"He was, but you see not everything goes as planed" Sarutobi said as he looked down into his hands.
"What happened Sarutobi-sama?" Kurenai asked as she was completely lost on what they were talking about, of corse she knew of the boy who held the fox but she didn't know what had happened to him.
"Very well everyone please take a seat" Sarutobi waited until they had all found a place to sit "now this starts with the, for lack of a better term 'Uchiha cleansing' where Itachi killed those of his clan that wanted to plan a coup and take over the village, you see Itachi was one of Naruto's guards and young Naruto at the age of six had walked into the Uchiha district after losing his guards and saw Itachi killing his clan" Sarutobi stoped to have a drink of water that was sitting on the desk only to spit it out again because it was really sake, so he called Shizune to get him a jug of water.
"Now were was I oh that's right, now you see it was a few days later and Naruto had not seen Itachi to ask him about it, you see Naruto knew who Itachi was and what he was like and he could not understand why Itachi would do something like this and it got to him, a lot and when a villager insulted him he snapped, he killed three villages and two Genin that attacked him, and of corse the counsel found out and they forced me to send Naruto to jail because he was a villager not a ninja I had no chose" the assembled Jounin could see a tear in the elders eye as Shizune came in and placed the jug of water on the table and before leaving took the bottle of sake that Tsunade was trying to hide.
After wiping his eyes and taking a drink of water Sarutobi continued "however instead of being stent to the normal jail that he should have gone to the counsel had sent him to a jail that was only meant for the most dangerous people, It's on an island about twenty miles off the coast, however it wasn't until a year later that I found out that the boat never made it to the island instead Danzo had his root ninjas attack trying to get to Naruto but he wasn't able to and the boat got lost, and for years I have been trying to get ninjas to go out and look for him but the counsel blocked me at every path, it wasn't until Tsunade got here that we learned that the counsel was only needed in wartimes, and when we learned that we were able to start sending out nin to look for Naruto and bring him back but it was only a few weeks ago that we got some info that may lead us in the right direction" Sarutobi finished taking another drink.
"When do we leave Hokage-sama?" Kakashi said before he and all the others stood up.
"In two days, pack for a long trip, oh and Kakashi, go find Jiraiya he has a seal for you to take with you, it will allow you to send messages right to the other seal which is right here on my desk" Tsunade said as she shooed them out of her office before sitting down again and turning her chair around to look out the window.
"Do you think they will find him Sarutobi-sensei?" she said without looking back.
"I hope so Tsunade, I really do" he replied, gazing out the window.
"So do I Sarutobi-sensei, so do I".
It had been two days since the meeting and we find Kakashi waiting over at the west gate for the rest of the group, first came Itachi followed by Gai and Lee not five minutes later, the next to show up was Tenten and Anko who both came from different directions meaning that Asuma and Kurenai were the last to arrive but they came together.
"Okay, everybody understands the mission, we are to find and return with Namikaze Uzumaki naruto, we will be heading strait out this gate and going west for three days before meeting up with the informant from there I don't know so lets go" Kakashi said as he walked out the gate and down the road before jumping into the trees.
It had been a week since they had meet with the informant and got the directions to where the last sighting was and it had led them here, a dock.
"So Cyclops where the hell do we go now, you've led us to god knows where, hell I'm pretty sure we're not even in Hi no kuni any more" Anko spoke from the back of the group causing said group to stop and look around.
"Now that you mention it, I don't think I've seen land like this on any map" said Asuma before lighting another smoke but it was crushed by Kurenai.
"Look, the directions we got were to keep going until we find a dock town and ask a man named Mark for a ride and he will take us to the island where Naruto was last seen, from there we will need to look on our own but considering that he has been there for a while means that people should know him so lets go" Kakashi said before turning back and walking to the dock.
"Kakashi, wouldn't it be best to send a message back to the Hokage" Itachi said from beside Kakashi while he ate a stick of pocky.
"When we're on the boat I will send a message" was the reply he got for his question.
Walking into the dock town the group saw six buildings, three were large and three were small, one of the three large buildings looked to be a apartment block, while the other was a brothel, the last was the main dock, around the large buildings were three smaller ones, one was a shop and the one across from it was a tailor and the last was a bounty office.
"Lets try the dock first, he might be there" Kakashi said as he walked to the dock without waiting for the rest of the group.
As the group got to the dock they found the door to the main building locked so they looked around the whole dock until they found a man lying on the top of a crate and decided to ask if he knew Mark.
The man himself was not much to look at as he wore a tattered pair of shoes and brown pants with a brown shirt.
Deciding to get it over with quickly Kakashi kicked the man in the leg causing him to wake.
"Whoa huhu, ugg, who the hell are you" the man slurred out trying to get a grip on his senses.
"Who we are doesn't matter, we're looking for a man named Mark do you know him" Itachi asked as he looked at the man trying to tell if lied.
"Ugg, Mark? Mark? Ohh Mark, what is it you want with that rat?" the man said as he tried to stand but fell back down.
"We are on important business and we must speak with him, do you know where he is?" Gai said as he sat down on one of the many crates that littered the dock.
"He's most likely in the brothel, and knowing him he'll be in there all night so ether you wait for him for you go get him, though the last will get him pissed off and he may not be willing to help you" the man replied as he finally made it to his feet.
"Thank you, you have been most helpful" Itachi said as he turned away from the group and walked to the brothel.
"Itachi, where are you going?" yelled Asuma when he saw him walking off.
"Simple, I am going to go get the man we're looking for, the faster we get him the faster we get on with the mission" was his reply as he kept walking.
It was twenty minutes later that the group boarded Marks boat, and when the man said he would be angry he wasn't kidding, for when Itachi had come out with a knocked out man on his shoulder and put him down before waking said man up he exploded and pulled a knife, though against eight Jounin it was like child's play and after five minutes of trying the calm the man down Kakashi had Gai and Lee hold him while he talked to him, at first he said no but after Kakashi offered a small bag of Ryo, that was enough to change his tune right away.
"Okay everyone onboard It's time we leave, It's going to take about four maybe six days for us to get to the main land so if I were you id get some sleep" Mark shouted from the wheel house.
Deciding to take Marks advice the group went below deck to get some sleep but still kept their guard up just in case.
Morning came to quickly for some and not quickly enough for others but for Kakashi the morning couldn't be any worse.
"What do you mean?" Asuma asked as he tried to go for a smoke but was unable to cause Kurenai had called him in due to a problem.
"I mean… just as… I said…" Kakashi said between breaths as he sat on a chair in the room they slept in.
"So, lets get this strait, you tried to send a message to the Hokage and as soon as the message was gone you almost passed out" Anko said just barely holding in her laughs.
"That's right…I sent the…message and…after I felt…like I had…used my…eye for thirty…minutes with…six Chidori's…" Kakashi panted as he ate another soldier pill to regain some lost chakra.
"Hum, it seems as if you are unable to use chakra correctly, although just to make sure all of us should try to use our chakra to see if we have the same problem" Itachi said before trying to make a simple clone, the result, Itachi almost face planting due to not enough chakra.
"It would…seem as if…using a…low E rank…jutsu…to take…up almost…all of …your chakra" Itachi said as he tried to get his breathing under control.
"Then that means we would be unable to defend ourselves," Kurenai said as she handed Itachi a soldier pill.
"It can't be that bad, right?" said Tenten as she put down her whetstone.
"I mean Lee doesn't use chakra so it wont hurt him, I have my weapons so you all still have your base skills just with out the use of chakra, just think of it this way your chakra has been sealed and you need to go on with out it" she said standing up.
"Now if you don't mind, I'm going outside to practise my throw," she said before walking out with her bag of pointy things.
"She's right, most ninja now a days use chakra to much and have come to need it" Gai said as he went with Lee to go do push ups.
"But I don't really have many skills with anything else but Genjutsu" Kurenai said as she looked down at the floor.
"Then we'll just haft to help you" Asuma said as he lead Kurenai outside to work on her skills that didn't revolve around Genjutsu.
"I guess that leaves us," Kakashi said as he looked at Itachi.
"Yes, it does" was his reply.
"I'm going to try to get some sleep before going to train a bit besides I think It's a bit crowded out there" Kakashi said as he lifted himself into the hammock he slept in last night.
"You are quite right" Itachi said as he followed Kakashi's idea and decided to get some sleep.
"Then I shot em an the fucker an he dropped like a stone" shouted a man sitting at a bar getting a loud cheer in response, he was wearing a tattered brown duster that ended at his ankles and had a hood over his head and strapped in a holster on his back for a over the right shoulder draw was a Carcano Rifle.
"Hay, jackass, cant you shut the fuck up we're trying to have a drink here" yelled another man wearing a pair of grey slacks with suspenders over his dirty white shirt with a top hat on his head, as his three friends cheered him on.
"And who the fuck are you, god?" the man in the duster replied as he took another sip of his drink.
"Fuck you I'm Mike 'Dead Shot' Millstone, I've got a two hundred dollar bounty on my head" the man with the hat yelled while standing up and slamming his drink on the table.
"A two hundred dollar bounty huh" was the last thing the man with the hat heard before a shot was heard and the top of the mans head exploded.
Looking around everybody tried to find the shooter until one of the now dead mans friends looked back at the man at the bar and saw a hole in his coat that wasn't there before.
"Look, go home before I kill you too" the man said as he placed a Mauser Pistol on the bar top before leaning back on his stool making it balance on the two back feet.
"You fucker, you die now!" the mans friends yelled as they reached for their revolvers.
Sighing the man stoped balancing on two feet and let himself fall forwards before rolling over the bar top but as he rolled he brought a hand up to his chest and removed a Sawed-Off shotgun from a holster on his chest and let off both shots hitting one man in the chest.
A hail of gunfire rained down on the bar as the two remaining men were joined by four more that were at another table.
"Come on out you son of a whore we're Gonna kill ya, no one kills my friends and gets away with it" yelled another of Mike's 'friends' as they stoped firing.
"Umm can I have a moment to think about it?" the coated man yelled over the bar.
"Sure, take all the time you need we're not going anywhere" was the reply he got.
After five minutes the man had still not come out and the six men were getting restless "hay, you Gonna come out or not" one of the men yelled.
"One moment please" the man in the coat replied, it was not thirty seconds later that a stick of Dynamite flew over the bar top and landed at their feet before exploding killing three of the men and knocking down the others after which the man in the coat stood up and threw three Throwing Knifes into one of the three still alive men's chest.
"See I told you to run away but no you wanted to stay and show how much of a big man you are will now you are dead and soon so will all of your friends" the man said as he walked over to one of the downed men while reloading his shotgun.
"May the sins you committed in life judge you in death" was all he said before firing both shots into the mans chest.
"Cant I ever have a drink in peace, I mean really" he said to himself as he walked over to the last man.
"P-p-please don't k-kill me, j-j-just let m-me go" the man stuttered as the man in the coat got closer.
"How many woman have said the same thing to you and how many did you let go, no don't speak I can tell you, lots and none" the coated man said as he reached down to the holster under his left arm and pulled a LeMat revolver.
"May the sins you committed in life judge you in death" he said again before firing three rounds into the mans chest.
It was now that the swinging doors of the bar swang open and twenty Lawmen ran in before surrounding the man in the coat.
"God damn it Gold, cant you for once not destroy the only place to get a good drink, stand down men he's on our side" said a man as he came forwards.
"Not my fault Dutch, and besides he had a bounty so I'm guessing that one or two more of these guys has one too, how about this you can keep all the money from the bounties to rebuild the bar" the now named Gold said as he picked his Mauser off the floor where it had fallen.
"Fine, look just get out of here you know what will happen if some of those guys find out what you were doing here" Dutch said as he picked up a broken bottle of scotch.
"Right, I was never here" Gold said as he ran out of the bar.
"Ha, I could only wish you were never here" Dutch yelled out as he threw the bottle away before muttering to himself "he does this every time".
It was twenty minutes later when Gold made it back to his home, well home didn't quite fit this structure for you see the whole thing was built into the side of the cliff between Rathskeller Fort and Silent Stead, the entry way was made from two large fifteen foot tall wooden doors and after opening those first doors there was a twenty foot long, fifteen foot tall, twelve foot wide hallway that led to another set of doors.
Opening the first set of doors gold walked his horse in before closing the doors behind him when something stoped him in his tracks "you did it again didn't you" said a voice from his left causing him to freeze in mid step.
"W-w-what are y-you talking-g-g about-t" gold sputtered as he turned his head to look at where the voice had come from, only to see nothing.
"You know exactly what I'm talking about, you blew up the bar in Armadillo again didn't you?" spoke the voice again this time again from his right.
"Umm n-n-no" gold said as he looked to his right again not seeing anything.
"Don't lie to me, you know better," said the voice again this time in front of him.
Looking forwards gold saw the speaker, she stood at a fair 5'7 just a inch or two shorter then himself with dull red/brown hair, she wore rattlesnake skin boots that had a few what looked like Throwing Knifes tucked into them, a pair of skin tight brown cloth long pants with a holster on the left side of her hip holding a High Power Pistol, a white button up shirt which barely concealed her large C-cup breasts and over that she wore a dark red almost brown coat like his just without the hood and strapped on her back in a holster was a Henry Repeater.
"How do you know?" Gold asked as he got over his fright.
"I have my ways" was the only reply he got from her.
"Oh come on you can tell me Clare" Gold whined as he and the newly named Clare walked to the inner set of doors that led to the main 'yard'.
"No, and what have I said about acting your age" Clare scolded.
"Not to do it when other people can hear me of see me" Gold said as he and Clare pushed open the inner doors.
As the inner doors swang open the inside was shown, the whole cavern was thirty feet tall, forty feet wide and seventy feet long, the whole space was lit by torches along the sides and at the very end seventy feet away from them was the actual home that they lived in, it was three stories tall and built into the rock, it had forty-seven bedrooms and one very large meeting room.
"Quite right and what do you think would happen if one of the boys had heard you?" Clare asked as she and Gold walked to the house.
"They might question my leadership abilities and challenge me for the right to lead" Gold said as he looked at the home that had taken almost ten years to build, at first it was only him digging but slowly over time he gained followers and they helped making the job quicker, although over the years many have tried to force them out or outright kill them, so slowly they got weapons to defend themselves and their home, about ten feet away from the door on each side of the door to the house on the first floor is a Machine Gun, on the second floor above the door are two more Machine Gun's and on the third floor above them is a Cannon that they stole from El Presidio.
After hitching the horses Gold and Clare walked over to the actual home and walked in, the inside was not that different from the outside, it was lit by lamps and had a wooden floor.
A shrill whistle rang through the house before Clare yelled "ANYBODY HOME".
It had taken almost a week but Kakashi and the rest were happy to finally be off that boat, although even off the boat they were no closer to finding Naruto as Mark had dropped them off in the place that he said they would most likely find answers a town called Blackwater.
"You know even though we're here now It's going to take a long time to fine him," Kakashi said as he looked around at the buildings.
"Yes, I too think that it will take longer then we think, maybe we should ask someone to point us in the right direction to get the information we seek" Itachi said as pulled Anko away from a small boy before she could scare him.
It was not five minutes later that they learned that they spoke one language and the people who lived in this land spoke another.
"I didn't think we would face this problem," Kurenai said as she looked at the back of the man who they had asked for directions.
"I don't think any of us did but now we only have two things we can do, one is find someone who can speak both language's or the other is we learn the language ourselves" Asuma said as he lit a smoke.
With that said the group left the streets in search of a way to learn the language of the land.
And I'm done, now as I said please tell me what you think as it will decide if I write this or drop it so please review you know you want to.