Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, OK? -sniffle- Squeenix and Disney do, or else it would have lots of boy love!
Summary: Roxas and Sora are talking about the 'technically's'. Beware. Uhm... implied shonen ai, I think, and a slightly mean Roxas. Not too mean, so please don't kill me!
Author's note: K, my second fanfic is up! I liked writing this one, since the plot bunny's been nagging me for ages to get it done. Not sure how it turned out, but I liked it, so concrit is appreciated! Flamers with be forced to drink champagne laced with cyanide. Thanks, and good night!
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"So, you're really gay?" Sora said, sitting across from a semi-transparent Roxas.
"Yup," he said calmly, watching as Sora shifted a little. "I think that technically makes you bi. So now we can go out with Riku."
"What?" the brunet asked, eyes wide.
"He's hot. Seriously," Roxas added, smirking.
"Shut up," Sora told him, trying to hide his blush.
"Ah, so you were bi anyway," Roxas said knowingly. "Don't worry about it too much. He is too."
"...really?" his other half asked carefully, and the blonde nodded.
"Yeah. Sometimes you can just tell, you know? Like with Axel. Except he was kind of obvious," the boy added with a laugh. "He wrote me a poem once. It went something like... roses are red, violets are blue, I don't have a heart but I'd love to screw you." He laughed harder at the shocked look on Sora's face. "What? He was a sex-driven maniac. That's why I liked him so much."
"That's why?" he asked, raising an eyebrow sceptically.
"I forgot, you don't know what it's like to not have a heart," Roxas said, rolling his eyes. "But next time you talk to Riku, ask him out or I'll have to butt in and confess undying love."
"Like you did to Tidus," Sora said darkly.
"Like I did to Tidus." Roxas said it smugly, as if it was an accomplishment, smirking. "And while we're going with the technically's, I should add that you're technically not a virgin." Sora gaped, and Roxas broke down in laughter again. "I can't believe you fell for that one! The furthest I ever went ended me up with about twenty hickeys and a bite mark on my-"
"Sora, dinner's ready!" The blonde boy sniggered, before closing his eyes and dissolving into blue lights. Sora then went downstairs to get his dinner.
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AN: Soz for the crappy ending, it's the only part I don't like... OK, R&R please! Over&out -