Okay, so I know this is kinda weird, but yeah. This is a one-shot that I thought of during my piano lesson. Takes place after 5th year.
This is dedicated to Rachel because she is a pretty fine violin player herself, she is in a Colledge orchasetra, she is in her mom's quartet, she plays at Orchestra Hall, and she's better at grammar than I am.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
I'll give you internet cornbread if you can guess what song this is based off of. Even though I technically told you.
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Harry's POV
I was walking down the street singing doo-a-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo no, I'm just kidding, but I was playing Mozart on my violin, when POP. I immediately pulled out my wand and looked around. And then I spotted something. A tall pale figure standing across the street.
"What are you doing here?"
"Why, Harry, I need to kill you or else I won't be able to take over the world and ruin life as we know it."
"Oh. So what do you need me to do?"
"Oh, just beat me in a compition."
"Go on."
"Harry, let me tell you that I'm a fiddle player too, and if you care to take this dare, I'll make a bet with you. You're violin playing is good, but I'm the best. I'll bet a violin of gold against your life, because I'm better than you."
"Well, my name is Harry James Potter, and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, because your gonna regret because I'm the best in this whole world."
Harry prepared his violin, and so did Voldemort.
Voldemort opened up his case and said, "I'll start this Fiesta." Fire flew from his wand tip as he rosined up his bow. Then he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss, a band of Death Eaters joined in and it sounded pretty intimidating.
When he finished, Harry said, "Your pretty good old man, but sit right there on that curb right there and I'll show you how it's done."
He played Fire on the Mountain, Run Boys, Run, Voldy's in the House of the Rising Sun, chicken in a bread pan, Molly picking out dough, Ginny, does your dog bite, "No, Harry, No."
Voldy bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beaten and laid the golden violin on the concrete at Harry's feet.
Harry proclaimed "Voldy just come on back if you ever wanna try again, I've told you once you, son of a Basilisk, I'm the best there's ever been."
He played Fire on the Mountain, Run Boys, Run, Voldy's in the House of the Rising Sun, chicken in a bread pan, Molly picking out dough, Ginny, does your dog bite, "No, Harry, No."
Doncha just love it? I know, pretty lame, but I thought it was pretty funny. I mean, Harry and Voldemort getting into a violin competition? RANDOM! lol save me.