Okay I'm just gonna say I'm a crazy red head.

Characters:

Kyle El'Comir- used to be Kyle Broslski, but found out that was his mom's madden name. His real father is Henri El'Comir. He is very French by the way. Anyway Kyle is a pimp and he smokes. He is very interesting. (Personally my favorite.)

Stan Marsh- the shy guy who is so shy and won't talk to Wendy. He feels "unloved" by his parents and loves beer.

Eric Cartman- he might be gay might be bi. He is very fat, and he's just mean to everyone. He does pot and drinks all the time with his so called friends but he said he hates them.

Kenny McCormick- he is a stripper very loud. Still poor. He is bi he would fuck a boy or a girl for money. Stripper name Hot Ken etc. Oh yeah he can't have sex with out his Jack and his pot. He kind of has ADD too.

Wendy Testaberger- loud and rude Brooklyn bitch. But she is awesome.

Bebe Stevens- a girl who is obsessed with Kyle.

Red (Rebecca)- One of Wendy's best friends. She is pretty shy to. Oh yeah Brooklyn accent too.

Gabby McElroy- a loud bitch who was in one episode in south park and she wears the pink hoodie. Perfect for "Hot Ken"