Title: Verti-practi-cality

Author: HalfshellVenus

Characters: Sam, Dean, and John (Gen, Drabble)

Rating: K+

Summary: Duck. (for supernatural100)

Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to erinrua! Hope this makes you smile. :)

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"You boys wait under here where it's safe, all right?"

Sam crouched by Dean, hearing scuffling and grunting noises, then a roar.

Silence.

"Okay, boys, you can—no, Sammy, don't stand up!"

*bonk*

"Daddyyyyy!"

"Aw, damn…"

*

"C'mon, Sam, hurry up."

"Ow! Sonofabitch!"

"Dude, seriously, haven't you learned?"

"I grew three inches last month! It takes awhile!"

"Well when you learn to walk, we've got selvar demons waiting inside."

*

"You'll have to lure it in, Sam. Be ready—"

"I know… "

Drawing the creature into the light, Sam waited.

"Now!"

He hit the ground like lightning, Dean's bullet speeding overhead.

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