Lucky America

"Alright it almost break time. I want everyone to have a safe break" Kuroi announced

"Yes~ teacher," the students gowned then the bell rung

"Alright it lunch time have a good day" Kuroi said as she left. Kagami entered the class and sat with her friends "Break is almost here what are you guys gonna do?" Kagami asked

"Play WoW all day!" Konata shouted. "Why did I see that coming? How about you Miyuki are you going over seas again?" Kagami asked

"Sadly, no I don't think we're going this year. Are you going to do work at your Shrine?" Miyuki asked

"No, me and Tsukasa don't have to this year" Kagami said

"Looks like no one has anything to do" Tsukasa said. Just like the conversation rest of the day went by fast and it was after school

"Sorry guys, I have to go to work bye now" Konata said. "Ok bye" Kagami said. "Farewell" Miyuki waved "bye-nee" Tsukasa cheered. Konata got home from work "Welcome home. Here Konata you got mail." Sojiro said handing her envelopes.

"Oh thanks dad. Bill, bill, junk, more junk, huh? What's this?" Konata looked at the envelope, opened it, read it

"Oh man I got to tell everyone about this!" Konata excitedly said as she reach for her phone and dialed the Hiiragi household, she noised the time on her screen "Eleven forty nine their all asleep by now maybe I'll tell them tomorrow." Konata decided to get up early and waited for her friends at school When Miyuki showed up.

"Good morning Konata you're here awfully early," Miyuki said

"Miyuki look!" Konata showed the letter and explained it.

"My that is good" Miyuki replied then the Hiiragi twins showed up.

"What's so good?" Kagami asked.

"Well…what if I were to tell you we could go to America" konata cheered.

"WHAT CAN MIYUKI AFFORD IT?" Kagami yelled.

"No I'm not that wealthy it's all Konata's idea." Miyuki defended "Oh…how?" Kagami questioned "With this" Konata held a letter up.

"Congratulates Konata Izumi! You won first prize in our drawing. Your prize is five tickets to America" Kagami read aloud

"Well that's good and all but we don't know

English that good besides the basics…and the cuss words"

"Relax I got that covered, I'm inviting Patricia, she is American you know and if we practice the language I'm sure well welled get by" Konata explained

"We don't have enough time! Only a week to learn a language and what about money?" Kagami countered

"Well like you said we have one week to gather money and study the language and it's perfect no one is doing anything so why not? Anything, can happen. hell we might lose our virginity," Konata cheered while everyone turning red

"T-that is not the reason were going" Kagami yelled then Patricia arrived. "Hey why are you guys red?"

"Hey Patricia are you doing anything over break? I was wondering if you like to come to America with us?" Konata asked. "Um…Let me see if I'm busy but most likely I'm not. I think I can make it," Patricia said

"Great let us know by tomorrow," Konata said then added "and you three ask your parents for permission ok?"

"Ok" the three them of said.

Later that day

"Hey mom, dad we need to ask you something," Kagami called.

"Yes dear?" Miki asked

"Um listen me and Tsukasa are planning to go to America. We are asking if we can go," Kagami said

"Really who's going?" Miki asked

"Well me, Tsukasa, Miyuki, Konata, and maybe Patricia," Kagami listed.

"No grown ups are going? Who's paying for the tickets?" Miki asked

"Konata won them at a drawing."

"well let me and your father talk about this well tell you in the morning" Miki said

"Ok" and with that Tsukasa and Kagami went to bed.

Meanwhile

"Mother, I wish to discuss something with you," Miyuki said, "What is it dear are you pregnant or are you being bullied again?" Yukari teased "Um no what gave you that idea?"

Miyuki said "No reason" Yukari said

"Mother may I go to America with my friends?" Miyuki asked. "Oh…Ok I want you to have a good time while your over there," Yukari said.

"Mother aren't you going to ask who coming or how long we'll stay?" Miyuki asked.

"Well my little girl is honest she wouldn't do something to disappoint her mother," Yukari said while hugging her only daughter.

"Thank you mother," Miyuki said hugging her back.

Morning

"Tsukasa, Kagami" Tadao called both of them, raced down to the living room. "I've decided you can go on three conditions: oneI don't want you doing anything stupid or dangers twoI want you to call me everyday where you are and what your doing and this is for the both of you threetake careof each other. Are we clear?"

"Clear," the both of them said. "I pulled some strings and got you extra shifts at the Shrine for money. me and your mother will chip in as well." Tadao said

"Thank you guys," they said as Kagami and Tsukasa begin to hug their mother and father.

Meanwhile

"Hey Konata, it's me Patricia. Listen I can go, where are we going?"

"We are going to California," Konata said

"Yay I always wanted to go there. Anyways my shift is about to start I got to go bye"

"Bye" Konata shut her phone until off ring again.

"Hello?"

"Hello this is Miyuki speaking. I can go just checking in. Any news on the Hiiragi twins?"

"No, but hopefully they say yes," Konata said. "Well, I just called to confirm my presence good bye" Miyuki said and hung up the phone. Then the twins called.

"Konata we can go just tell us what we are goanna do?"

"Well I wanted to go to Disneyland and sex flags," Konata said

"Wait did you say sex flags!?" Kagami asked

"What, no I said six flags…I can tell someone looking forward to a little something or something big depend on how she wants it," Konata teased holding in her laugh. "S-shut up I just misheard, ok?" Kagami said

One week later

(the day of the flight)

"Bye mom, bye dad." The Hiiragi twins waved off "Farewell mother," Miyuki said. "Bye dad" Konata said as they passed the metal detector as they waited at the waiting center "I believe how big this place is. Look Tsukasa Iron Chef is on and the main ingredient is BALSAMIC VINEGAR" Konata said pointing at a t.v." Oh balsamic vinegar" Tsukasa said "we might be here for a while you guys can go ahead we got an hour to kill" Konata said.

"Fine but don't take too long," Kagami said

45 minutes later

"Oh we got to go Tsukasa" Konata announced as she pulled her luggage

"Wait for me!" Tsukasa said Konata saw Kagami board the plan form afar "come on were almost there" Konata said. "Made it" Konata handed her ticket the ticket collector.

"wrong side Bob" work pointed out "sorry I'm new at this" bob said as he stamp the right side and stamp Tsukasa's once on the plane they looked for there seats and sat in them and looked around for the rest of her friends when she saw Kagami hair a few rows ahead of them then the sleep got to her "maybe I shouldn't have play all last night" Konata said closing her eyes and slept Tsukasa was asleep before Konata due to her odd sleep pattern

"Good morning everyone I'm Frank and I will be you pilot for the day we will arrive in America in fourteen hours so sit back and enjoy the flight. Well be in Arizonain no time."

Author's note

Sorry if it's a little long next chapter is…its a secret

please review and else Konata will kiss you (evil laugh)

Konata-what I didn't agree with this