A/N: This was originally meant for the Genre Competition on HPFC, but I didn't finish it before the due date and it is long enough, so... yeah.
Genre - Slice of Life (Something that happens every day, but may have no plot)
Prompt - I See You
Every night since Ginny had married Harry, she had seen him doing something that went against all laws of nature. She just couldn't understand his behavior and why he would commit such a travesty. He was disrespecting one of the most delicious treats on the face of the Earth and he was flaunting it! She didn't care that he was the savior of the Wizarding World or that he was her husband, but she did care that he was eating the Oreo all wrong!
Ever since Harry and Hermione had introduced Oreos to the Weasley family, Ginny had eaten them one way and one way only. She would simply dunk the Oreo in her milk until it became soggy and then try to shove the cookie in her mouth before it fell apart. Harry, however, would twist the Oreo apart and scrap the middle until none of it was left and then put the cookie wafers back together before dunking it for a second and eating it.
Every time she heard a crunch from the cookie, she felt her heart break more and more. She loved him, so she let him get away with it, but what he was doing now could not be tolerated.
"Harry James Potter! Don't you dare show our children that despicable method of eating an Oreo! I tolerated your behavior when it was just you, but you are disrespecting the king of cookies with your way of eating them!" Ginny shouted as she witnessed her children imitating their father.
"I'm disrespecting the Oreo? I take my time with it and worship it! You need to enjoy each part separately and then together! It needs to be savored!" Harry argued back.
"I will not allow your insanity to seep into our children's brains! I do worship my cookie as it should be eaten! It's blasphemy to take it apart when it was meant to be enjoyed as a whole! Oreos aren't sold as just the cookie part or just the frosting part, but as a pair! You don't even dunk your cookie long enough!" Ginny retorted.
"Albus?"
"Yea, James?" Albus asked.
"Do ya think we should tell them how we eat our Oreos?" James asked as he and Albus proceeded to drop all their cookies in their glasses of milk and then wait a few seconds before slurping their concoctions.
A/N2: Just an FYI - I eat my Oreos just like Ginny, but my sister eats them like Harry and we have argued so many times about the right way... How do you eat you Oreos?