Parle Vous Francais ?

By: Marie Noir (Marie Black)

Rate: PG I think

Summery: T. M. Riddle posesed a French Book. No more say here !

1

Harry sighed. It was a boring summer. One summer in fact, was so boring, and the Weasleys haven't sent anything that can blow up. So boring in fact that the Dursley's never gave him his chore list. Never even bother to do anything with him. He still had some grief from Cedric's death. No he had no chance with Cho ever.

He was searching for a good book and his small bedroom. Dudley never used them. He stopped when he found a French Book.

« Learn to Speak French in Three Days » it says.

« Hmm. This might be fun. » Harry said to himself.

Abigail

Abigail additionne. (Abigail is adding.)

Abigail a peur. (Abigail is afraid.)

Abigail traverse. ( Abigail goes across.)

« Who is this Abigail? Oh well, better turn the page. » Harry said to himself.

Harry

Un crocodile d'Amerique est Harry. ( Harrry is an alligator.)

Harry est prèt à s'envoler. (Harry is about to go up.)

Un accident. Pauvre Harry! ( An accident. Poor Harry!)

« Ok, I don't like this part. »

Cat and Mouse

Une souris après un chat. ( A mouse after a cat.)

Le chat est avant. (The cat is ahead.)

A word for Harrry: Tout seul= Alone.

« What a minute! Book, how do you know my name! » Harry slamed the book on the floor. This was getting creepy. "What kind of book are you?"

Un livre pour oiseaux. (A book for birds.)

"Liar! I am not a bird!"

L'oiseau vole. (The bird flies.)

"What is up with the birds!"

Un oiseau noir au tableau noir. (A blackbird at a blackboard.)

"What? These aren't full sentances!"

Il porte des ottes rouges. (He wears red boots.)

"CRAZY! MAD, BOOK! HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?" Oh, no. Riddle.

Wey. (Yes)

"Ha! I knew it! Come and face me like a man!"

Voici dix corbeax. (Here are ten crows.)

"Stop it with the birds!"

Mon papa danse. ( My daddy is dancing.)

"Stop with the lies! Your father is dead!"

Un chien très triste. ( A Very sad dog.)

"Yeah, you are a dog!"

Un Voldemort en colère. ( An angry Voldemort.)

"Oh really? Well, that's an understatement for me!"

..

« Yeah, no comment ? «

..

--------Meanswhile downstairs--------

« I told you that he was loony. »

« Yes, Petunia dear. »

« Harry's gone mad, hasn't he ? »

A/N : Ok, this is a little French. I placed my spell-check on French instead of my normal British one. So the Quotes might look weird. Plus, my verbs are *so* wrong. No flames, please.