A one-shot by Flying Sky High
Derpy loves you.
Dear Bronies,
I love all of you, and I really like your drawings. They make me feel good in my tummy. So do muffins.
I wanted to ask you all what your favorite story about Equestria was, because I want to read them. Actually, I can't read.
If I could read, I would read EVERYTHING. Even those ones about scary things, because they are stories, and I like reading.
I think I will like reading, anyway. I think I can, because I can read what I'm writing. I think.
Can you Bronies read?
Wait...
Yes, you can, how would you have written those other ones? I think you read them. Wait, you wrote them, and... never mind.
I really want to make you muffins, but last time I tried that, I kind of baked some popsicles. I couldn't find them after that, so I wasted three perfectly good popsicles. I could have eated them, but I cooked them, and now I can't find them, so I... I can't.
Rainbow Dash hugged me yesterday, and so I hugged her back, but she said, "Only your front legs, Derpy". I just don't know what went wrong!
If you really like me, then will you ask Rainbow what I did wrong? Because I don't know, and I think she was just having a bad day, or she ate one of those weird... Wait, you don't eat rocks... Never mind.
I like you a lot, and I want to hug you, but I don't know how. How do I hug you? Do I have to ask somepony? Because I really want to.
Love, Derpy