Brandon had always thought he knew everything about his wife Nikki- that was until he found her diary when he was unpacking some of her stuff while moving in to their new house.

This should be interesting, he thought as he opened the dusty cover.

He began to read:

Saturday, August 31

Sometimes I wonder if my mom is BRAIN DEAD. Then there are days when I know she is.

Like today.

Brandon smirked. Sounds like Nikki. His Nikki.

The drama started this morning when I casually asked if she would buy me one of those cool new iPhones that do almost everything. I considered it a necesssity of life, second to maybe oxegen-

Brandon looked up at the sound of a door shutting and saw his wife's eyes widen when she saw what her husband was holding.

''Wh-where did you get that?'' she asked making a grab for the book, only to have a held out of reach by Brandon, who found this whole affair quite amusing.

''In a box-''

''My box! Now give it back!'' Nikki made another grab for the book but Brandon held the book high above his head, well out of his spouse's reach.

''C'mon baby.'' Brandon put on his best puppy dog eyes. ''It'll be the Harry Potter books that I never had or read. Please.''

Nikki gave up, exasperated. ''Oh Alright. But I'll divorce you if you tease me.''

''Now, why would I ever do that?'' Brandon asked placing a sweet kiss on her lips

Brandon sat up in bed, reading his wife's diary. Despite it being 11:30 at night he felt as though he could stay up all night.

Nikki sleepily turned over in their bed. ''You should be asleep.''

Brandon yawned. So much for being able to stay up all night. ''I know. Y'know, what you said about me in your diary is doing wonders for my ego.''

''I shouldn't have let you read that.''

''Yes you should.''

Nikki reached over and turned out the light. In the dark she said,''Why don't you go to bed, please? You've been keeping my up all night.''

Brandon turned over on to his side. ''Babe, I think you should publish your diaries.''

''Goodnight Darling.''

''I'm serious-''

''Brandon-!''

''Oh, alright. Goodnight Nikki.''

''Goodnight Brandon.''