Once upon a time the gang was walking through a scray forest that was scray because it had gost. Cilan and Ash and Iris were walking really fast towards the exit like the speed of light but before they could go anywhere a gost was jumped in front of them and ash said WHY ARE YOU GOST and gost said BECAUSE I WAS LITTLE GIRL BUT THAN I GOT DEAD AND NOW I MUST TAKE REVEGE. Then the gost possessed cilan and cilan got out his butcher knife and looked at ash and iris with look of evil.

Cilan its us your friends remember? Ash said but than cilan was like Its tasting time lol and licking the blood off his butchers knife and ash was like Cant we just have a light desert? and cilan said No, cut irises heart out, and ate it.

WTF CILAN ash dictated and cilan smirked and said now we are going to all alone and kissed ash and ash was like Why are you doing that Cilan and Cilan was like Because I always wanted to taste you Ash. And then ash was like oh ok and they sexed.

BUTT THEN

Before they new it, the team rocket were appeared! We are just going to take pikachu went the team of rocket and they took pikachu and Ash was like NO PIKACHU NO Jessie was like Why is that and James said like Who cares lets get out of here and then they flew away! But then pansage I choose you went cilan and pancake came out of his balls and cilan "YOU MUST DIE" and it killed team rocket to death and then killed them again after they deaded.

BUTT

Before they deaded, James pushed the detonator button that made Jessies boobs expand to infinity and explode the universe! But suddenly Ash woke up and none of this ever happened!

...or so they thought!

TO BE CONTINUED?