TSUKUNE ALMIGHTY!

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

Tsukune Aono sighed, yokai academy. He mulled the words around his head for a bit.

Well, it can't be worse then the last school. He thought to himself as he remembered how the

teachers put a dunce cap on his head even if he got the answer right.

It was then he noticed the guy.

Huh, strange. I could of sworn I was the only one on this bus.

He was a African American guy with silver hair and a white suite.

The man, seeming to notice his staring looked across and smiled at him.

Can I help you, young man? Said the man in a voice that could make even the phone book

sound interesting.

Tsukune, flustered at being caught. Quickly tried to apologize.

I-I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to stare.

Oh, that's quite alright tsukune.

Oh, thank yo- wait how'd you know my name?

The man chuckled. Oh you'd be amazed what I know my boy.

Oh...okay...that doesn't really answer my question, though.

Yeah, I get the feeling you might have a lot more questions in the coming days.

Tsukune looked at him perplexed. Wha-?

The man shook his head with a sigh. Alright, tsukune I'm just going to get right down to

business-

How would you react if I told you I was god?

Tsukune swore he heard a trashcan crash and cat yowl at that moment.

I beg your pardon? Asked an increasingly confused Tsukune.

How would you react if I told you I was the alpha and omega?

I...see...said tsukune as he debated on which was more dangerous throwing, himself out the

nearby window or staying in close proximity to a guy who would say something like that.

The man held up his hands. Okay, you don't believe me. That's fine, I'll come back at the end of

the day.

He cracked a smile, call me crazy but I got a hunch that by then you'll be less skeptical to crazy

things. Oh, and give my best to moka!

Finally deciding that the window might be the best option, tsukune was just about to enact this

when-

Last stop! Yokai academy! Where you won't have a ghost of a chance! Cackled the very creepy

bus driver.

-or I could just ask the bus driver for help, tsukune thought chastising himself for not being

rational.

What's wrong boy? No guts no glory? The bus driver again said with a cackle.

That snapped Tsukune out of it, wha- no sir, but I'm wondering if you should do something

about this guy.

What guy?

That guy over-

And tsukune could only stare in shock...the man was gone...

okay...that happened. Thought tsukune as he quickly resolved to run off the bus toward his

new school before things got any weirder.

Blissfully unaware that looking down at him a certain god was laughing at the irony of that

statement.

AN:Yep this is a bruce almighty crossover, oh yeah I went there. Go ahead, flame me.

I have no regrets!

P.S. could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on deviantart.

Also I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

And please review...I have no life.