David, walking onto spooky island : I've heard rumors that this place is haunted now. Apparently, some guy died here when he was like 9 or something.
Jasper: I'm 11 so shut the f*** up.
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David: Hello, what can I get you?
Nikki: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
David:
Gwen:
Campers:
Max: Eggs. She would like some eggs.
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Nurf: She gives orders. I stab people. I think our roles are clear.
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Max: Neil, listen carefully. Life is a journey.
Neil: Uh-huh?
Max: That's all I got. I don't have advice. I'm ten.
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Gwen: Go to Hell.
Max: I already exist on a level of Hell.
Gwen: Exist on one that isn't near mine
Source: the bone season.
Nikki, if Max ever got abducted: Just give us Max. You don't want him anyway. Haven't you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humor, poor conversationalist.
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Nikki: So you're dating Neil, huh? Why?
Neil: I'm right here.
Max: Why not? Wouldn't have been my first choice, but the universe has funny ways.
Neil: Still. Here.
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Max: Going to plan B?
Neil: Technically, that would be plan G.
Nikki: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, plan M?
Neil: Yeah. David dies in plan M.
Max: I like plan M.
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Max: What are you, three?
Neil: Yeah, heads taller than you.
Max:
Neil:
Max: I'm literally going to kill you.
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Max: What are you doing?
Max: Why are your arms doing that?
Max: This can't be normal—
David: This is called a hug.
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