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An OkiKagu story popped in my mind while I was writing The Wizard of Akatsuki... It is my first Gintama fic so do not expect too much from it. Please enjoy!

Warning: FOUL LANGUAGE, OOCness

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING except THE PLOT and GRAMMAR + SPELLING ERRORS.

Chapter 1

Kagura looked outside the window through her spiral sunglasses. A hand under her chin, she nonchalantly watched the students doing their P.E. Class. She didn't give two shits about the lecture their Ginpachi-sugar-addict-sensei was giving them right now. She was very, very bored to say the least. And a little bit sleepy...

She yawned, still fighting the urge to fall asleep. She really didn't want to go to detention... again.

"Oi, Kagura, listen up, will you?" Ginpachi called her; his voice held no hint of concern, just bored.

She gazed at her teacher momentarily before looking outside again. "Ne, can't handle a cute lady not listening to any of your shits, aru?" She retorted boringly.

"Hey!" A pair of glasses wearing man suddenly exclaimed from nowhere. He stood up and pointed a finger at our redhead exaggeratedly. "Show some respect for the elder, Kagura! Though Ginpachi-sensei can't be useful at times, he still needs respect!"

"Oi, oi, megane-kun," Ginpachi sounded quite offended or something, "Don't talk as if I'm that old."

"Well, apparently, you are, Ginpachi-sensei." Kagura muttered, not interested. "And shut up, Megane. Why just don't make yourself useful and do me a favor? Please get lost."

"Why you brat—"

"Maa, maa, Shin-chan, that's enough." Otae said, smiling at her brother sweetly. "We all know Kagura's mouth, don't we? Just let her be."

Shinpachi glared at the redhead and muttered something not interesting under his breath before taking his seat again.

And the bell signaling that the school had ended rang.

Ginpachi left the room without saying them his good bye. He was used to his students anyways, always stupid and disrespectful.

All other 3-Z students left the room as well, except a certain redhead and a ravenette.

"Yo, Leader!" Said Katsura while approaching the redhead.

He began calling her leader when she accidentally beat him in some random game called Curry Ninja in the arcade. Katsura believed that nobody could beat him, until Kagura came.

"Zura." She acknowledged him nonchalantly. She then made her way towards the door, the male tailing behind her.

"Zura janai. Katsura da!" (It's not Zura. It's Katsura!) Kagura rolled her eyes but stopped outside the room to wait for her classmate. "Ne, Leader, wanna eat something before going home?" Kagura's face instantly lit up by this. "I heard a new ramen bar nearby so, what do you think?"

"When do I say no to food? C'mon aru! You will treat your cute leader, right?" She answered cheerily and began racing outside the school.

"Typical Leader." He shook his head and followed his leader.

XX

"So, is there an occasion or something?" Kagura said while shoving noodles into her mouth at the same time. Katsura was more used to witness it.

"Today's my pay day." He answered before muttering a soft 'itadakimasu' to himself. He then began eating his own meal in a more decent manner.

"Yeah?" She asked the ramen guy for her fourth bowl. "You should recommend me to that bar, Zura, seriously. They will hire me instantly for sure."

"Zura janai. Katsura da." He looked at her, his face turned serious. "And Leader, I know they'll definitely hire you, but you are still underage. You're what, fifteen?"

"Sixteen in two months." She asked for another bowl. "You know how bad I need a job. Papi's gone for quite a time. I shouldn't be depending on him like this. He's an ass."

Katsura pushed his now empty bowl away and watched his friend eat her own. "I suggest you take the Shimura's offer. There's nothing wrong to live with them. Besides, it will be for your own good."

Kagura tried to laugh but ended up choking herself. Katsura gently patted her back. "Hell naw. Megane's a dick. Anego is sweet and caring, but she's a monster. Remember that Mayo freak calling her Lady Gori?" She laughed at her own remark. "And I don't want to die yet because of eating a dark matter." She lifted her bowl and drank the soup. She sighed in content before setting it down. "Man, that was good."

"Leader." Katsura called her; his voice yet again serious. "You know what I mean."

Sensing that her friend was actually dead serious about the matter, Kagura dropped her eyes to her lap. "I just don't wanna be a burden. I mean no use to them..." She said softly. "You know how annoying I was, right? So I don't want to annoy them."

Katsura's expression softened at her statement. He just wanted to help his friend besides she only lives by herself in her small, almost empty apartment. She has no family beside her father who was in God knows where. She even has no enough money to buy food and clothing. The money she received from her father was enough only for her schooling, rent expense and other basic expenses. She's only fifteen yet she was now experiencing all these... unfortunates.

Many had tried to help her, including the Shimura sibling, that Gori even that Mayo bastard but she only refused them all, well except the offered free meal of course.. But still...

"Hey, let's go home." Kagura tugged his shirt, snapping him from his thoughts.

His and her apartment was close so they always go home together. And he always treats her dinner.

"Do you want to buy some food?" He offered. He knew she has no food in her small apartment so he offered her his help whenever she needed it.

"Nah, I'm fine. Those good ramen made me full already." She giggled and they began their way towards their apartments.

"You sure?" Katsura pushed.

"Yep. You helped me more than enough, you know." She smiled while not looking at him "I will repay you someday. You'll see."

He didn't say a thing. He just let her talked about things that happened to her day. Even nonsense things she would say, he would still listen to her.

After several minutes, they reached their apartments. Both stopped several meters from their rental place when a strange looking black car was parked in front of Kagura's apartment.

"It seems I have a visitor, Zura. Oh, well..." Kagura walked towards the car casually. "Better to entertain my guests..." She hid her excitement completely but Katsura could still sense it in her eyes.

But before she could ever reach the car, Katsura heard several murmurs coming from the inside of the car. He became suspicious so he grabbed Kagura by the collar of her uniform and dragged her behind the tree that was standing across the car.

"What the hell, Zur-mmpph!" Katsura quickly covered her mouth with his hand to stiff her yells.

"Sshhh, don't you hear that?" He whisper shouted, his eyes fixated on the car.

Kagura pulled his hand away from her mouth then glared at the man beside her. She heightened her senses then and, unfortunately, heard nothing other than natural sounds. "Really, Zura? You should stop using that Just Away alarm clock. That destroys your eardrums beyond repair."

"I hope you didn't forget that you're the one who actually gave me that alarm clock."

"It's for a prank, just you know. And I don't know you'd take it seriously up to the level you're using it everyday."

"Well, the clock is quite effective. That is also too good to be wasted."

Kagura rolled her eyes.

"Besides, if that thing destroyed my eardrums, then I should've not hearing those murmurs from that who knows whose car."

"But I can't hear a goddamn thing from that who knows whose car!"

"Leader, the volume please?"

Kagura quickly minimized her tone. "I am damn tired, Zura, and sleepy." She pouted which she assumed was cute to emphasize her point.

Unfortunately, this 'cuteness' was not effective to someone who thought a big bird mascot is the only cute thing or mascot or whatever in the world.

"They're coming out." Katsura muttered seriously that made Kagura stop whatever she was about to do, and that is pulling Katsura's oh so silky hair.

Kagura refocused her gaze from Katsura to the who knows whose car. After several seconds of waiting for Katsura, and planning Katsura's future demise by giving him spoiled sukonbu for Kagura, the door of the car opened swiftly.

Both the ravenette and the redhead tensed.

A man in black suit and in black sunglasses came out of the black car and he was on the phone which was black also, talking to someone who she doubted to be black as well.

"It's the Mafia." Katsura said, amazed. "We shall call the Tenth Vongola Boss, then or Master Rebor—"

"Shut up, aru!" Kagura smacked him on the head. "And this anime is not the anime you are talking about!" She scolded him. "Plus we'll definitely loose our fans if you keep on saying shits like that!"

"Sorry..." Katsura rubbed his aching head. Kagura managed to give him a hell of a punch.

Kagura huffed then turned towards the man in black suit to give the situation a little more attention. Then she froze.

"Look at that man..." Katsura said, unaware of the redhead's reaction.

Kagura wasn't actually listening, hell all her senses had been shut down the moment she saw that man. She was staring at the man with wide eyes. Her mouth was slightly agape.

"... Funny that he has the same color of hair like yours, Leader. Are you sure that..."

Katsura trailed off as he watched the redhead abruptly rose from her seat. That's when he noticed her surprise expression. "Leader?"

Kagura couldn't hear him. Anger was flowing madly into her veins making it hard for her to control whatever self-control that was in her body. What was that guy doing here? Why was he still fucking alive and breathing?

"Leader, what are you..."

She clenched her fist and gritted her teeth so hard that Katsura could hear the sounds of crashing enamel.

Katsura realized that she was mad and was walking towards the man in suit who had his back facing them, totally oblivious about the monster behind him.

Katsura didn't know what to do about the situation especially his leader was mad.

A mad Kagura is definitely, totally, completely and other adverbs that end in -ly no good.

A mad Kagura will bring you to your own death.

A mad Kagura is death itself.

Kagura charged towards the man, her fist was ready to give this damn man a hell of a punch.

"Leader! No!"

"You bastard!" Kagura quickly thrust her little fist towards the spot where she could instantly kill this bastard, the man's spinal column. "Die!"

In just a blink of an eye, the man in front of her vanished and she crashed towards the car, head first of course.

The crashing noise alerted Katsura who jumped and ran towards his friend. He was slightly worried, not for her but for himself, as he neared her. "L-Leader, are you okay?"

There was silence and he was more worried than before. He thought that Kagura was now silently planning his own demise for intervening.

"That bastard..." He heard her growled far too low to his liking. He reluctantly took a step closer to check if she was still okay, which he of course hoped and when she growled again angrily, he would later deny that he didn't step back out of fear.

A dark chuckle snapped him from his thoughts of planning how to escape from this very critical situation. He tilted his head towards the man who was smiling ever so sweetly, as if he hadn't been attacked by a little monster. "My, my, Imouto. You have changed so much, have you not?"

In flash of a second, Kagura appeared in front of the man in black suit. Katsura wondered if she could be the new ace of Daemon Devil Bats team with that speed. He shook his head instantly, already seeing their ratings.

"BaKamui..." Kagura hissed as she grabbed the man's collar and pulled him to her face. "What in the fucking hell are you shitting here?" She growled, glaring at him through his sunglasses.

In the background, Katsura was holding a placard. It read TRANSLATION: What are you doing here? She said.

"Calm down, Imouto... Aren't you happy to see me?" Kamui said as he smiled again.

Kagura spat disgustingly. "Why the fuck should I going to shit face to see your rotten ass, Kamui-nii?" She tightened her grip. "I would never ever be happy around your fucking presence!"

Katsura flipped the placard. It read TRANSLATION: Why should I be happy to see you, Kamui-nii? I would never ever be happy around your fucking presence! She said.

"Ouch, that hurts, Imouto. If you can't be happy, can you please just pretend that you are?" Kamui asked innocently, oh so he thought.

"Hell, no." She released him not too gently and glared as him as hard as she could manage before crossing her arms over her chest. Kamui nearly squeaked in sheer cuteness. "Really, what the fuck are you doing here?"

Katsura was now holding a larger placard and it read: (She glared at him as hard as she could before crossing her arms over her NONEXISTENT chest) Really, what are you doing here? She said –

The next second, Katsura was now lying dead on the ground, bleeding hard. Kamui could just stare in awe. Damn sister, you rocks! He thought cheerfully.

Kagura dusted her palms and crossed her arms over her so-called chest again. "That Zura fucker..." She glared towards Kamui. "Are you going to answer me or not—"

"Waaaah!" Kamui cried as he jumped and pulled his dearest little sister into a bone-crashing hug. "I miss you so, so, so much, Imouto!" He was literally crying.

"Damn Kamui..." Kagura put her hands over his chest and shoved him away as hard as she could but failed miserably. "Let go of me, you fucktard!"

"You don't have any idea how difficult it is for me to know where you are!" Kamui rubbed his wet face against her own and she tried her best not to puke. "I searched for everywhere! I even went under the sea just to see you, Imouto!"

"Put your disgusting face and disgusting body liquid away from me, idiot!" She wanted to cry also, especially upon feeling the warmth liquid against her so adorable self, as she quoted to herself. "And why would you search under the sea?!"

"But that doesn't matter right now! I now found you and that what matters right now, right? Right?!" Yep, Kamui was actually ignoring her, and hugging her tighter, in a death grip manner.

"You leave me no choice, foolish big brother..." She muttered darkly as she heaved a deep and long exhale. "ZURA! Get your ass in here! Right! Now!"

In flash of a second, Katsura appeared right behind her and hastily, yet not too gently, pulled Kagura away from the male redhead and pushed the female redhead behind him as if to protect her. Kagura yelped when Katsura accidentally hit her on the head when he spread an arm in front of her, in a protecting manner.

Kamui opened his eyes behind his black sunglasses only for a split of a second before closing them again as he smiled ever so sweetly– that means wickedly and evilly– as he witnessed the sight before him. "I see to it that you found a new savior this time, Imouto."

Katsura tilted his head down to whisper at her. "Leader, call him foolish big brother again and I'm sure little red eyes senior will fall head over heels to you— ow! Leader!"

Kagura had smacked Katsura on the head. "Shut up, Zura! Our ratings will be at the bottom if you keep on advertising other anime! And little red eyes senior is already head over heels to me, you know!"

"What? But I thought Itachi likes girls with decent size of chest—"

Kagura smacked him again on the head, totally cutting him off before he could mutter his own death sentence. "Shut up! I have a decent size of chest if you don't know!" For emphasis, Kagura pushed her flat chest forward.

"You have?" Katsura blinked in confusion, staring at the chest covered cloth... "But I can't see a thing—"

And yes, Kagura smacked him again for the fourth time. "I am in no mood for another joke, Zura, so please, will you shut the fuck up?!"

Katsura quickly shut his mouth at the ultimatum.

"So, my dearest Imouto," Kamui began with an evil smile, not liking the way Katsura stared at his beloved sister's nonexistent chest and the way Kagura exposed herself to this mongrel man, "who is this kind hearted guy who gently shove you away from my loving embrace and shamelessly stared at your oh so delicate chest?" Kamui said calmly, far too calm for anyone's liking.

Sensing the fake cheerful voice accompanied by that fake cheerful smile, Kagura stepped forward and hid Katsura behind her, as if hiding him from a big notorious monster, which failed miserably due to height difference. Kagura tipped her chin up; determination was written in her ocean blue eyes. "Keep your filthy hands away from Zura, Kamui-nii." She spat his name like, well err, spit. "You're forbid to touch him anywhere!"

Katsura shivered, misunderstanding her statement about her brother touching him.

Kamui's smile widened. "So, it is Zura, then." He regarded the said man with a glance of pure bloodlust interest.

"Zura janai! Katsura da!" Said man was totally oblivious about the threat.

Kamui smiled his confusion, his antenna twitching. "Katsura?"

Katsura nodded and Kagura rolled her eyes. Kamui chuckled, quite amused.

"It really doesn't matter who you are, Katsura whatsoever—"

"You sounded like a retard pedophile gay saying that word, Kamui-nii."

Kamui's antenna twitched slightly but kept the smile on his oh so delicate face. "Whatever, anyway, I'm actually here to retrieve the fiancée of my bastardic master."

Kagura thought for a moment if there was such 'bastardic' term in the dictionary before she changed her expression from 'anger' to 'uninterested' expression, that means her eyes were half-lidded and she was picking her nose with her pinky, a trait she got from her sensei. "Yeah? Remind me again how that shit interests me, aru?"

If it was still possible, Kamui's smile widened. Kagura didn't like that smile. "Oh my, Imouto, we have so many explaining to do."

Before she could react, Kamui flashed in front of her and snaked his arms around her petite waist.

And before Katsura could react, Kagura vanished along the other redhead as well as the broken black car. He blinked to comprehend everything that happened.

"That was fast..." He shook his head, composing himself and getting himself for a better reaction. "Oh, damn..." He kneeled on the ground and pulled his hair. "LEADER!"

I do not own Tsuna. Reborn, Sena and Itachi... :))

And there you have Chapter 1. Chapter 2 is finished. I'll upload it if you want me to. Thanks for reading! Tell me what you think. neh?

R/R