Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh. Or for that fact, anything at all. Not even my stuff. My uncle WILL sell that stuff to Ebay when I fall asleep. Damn insurance policies.

Summary: Mokuba is curious. Very curious. About certain words he heard in school from higher batches. And who else to ask when in doubt? Your big brother…and friends!

Rating: PG 13. For those who don't know much about health vocabulary, stop and go back. Find some weird stories that feature elves and their happy spell-casting days. Have a nice day!

A/N: Alrighty, this is my first fic that involves HUMOR only. And just to warn you, their will be hints of Tea bashing. And some other bashing too… Hehe…

I do not take flaming. I take good constructive criticism and reviewing.

ENJOY! R&R!

P.S. Just to warn you, there are some random names included here. You'll know when you read it. And I decided not to make it a oneshot. Thriller XD

A Guy To Guy Talk, Mokuba Kaiba's POV:

"Mokuba! Let's go!" I heard someone scream at me from afar. It was my bestfriend Lucchi. Me and Lucchi go way back. Way back. Although not that back, just back enough. It was recess at school and Friday's were good days to get some Western food. Although me and my big brother Seto can eat anywhere we want, I haven't had a taste of Western stuff for a week.

"Alright I'm coming!" I replied. I briskly walked to my locker to put some books inside.

When I arrived at my locker, I saw Lucchi talking to some girls in pigtails that remind me a lot of that girl my brother hates. I couldn't remember who for a fact that he seems to hate everyone related to Yugi. Oh well.

I bent down, since my locker isn't that high. If it got any higher, it would probably be unreachable to me.

It seemed to take me forever to get that stupid lock open! Darn! Did I forget the code? Nah I couldn't! I was trained by my big brother not to forget! Well except some incidents with kitchen work where my brother denies the existence of certain pictures with the blender. He's funny that way! Funny big brother…

19 left, 5 right, another turn here…

Arrgh! I can't get it open! I knew I should've just followed my brother's advice to replace this stupid thing with a more advanced thumbprint scanner! Although that would be cool, I didn't want to seem cocky. Everyone else at school uses this lo-tech, little…-ahem-, lock so I shouldn't be a exception just because I'm the brother of one of the most powerful men in economy!

Boy that didn't sound like I was defending this lock…

Anyway, Lucchi didn't seem to mind that I took a long time. Still chatting…

Then all of a sudden, these bigger kids were right beside me, opening their lockers…standing up…Bigger kids get all the luck.

Just as I was about to open this locker, one of them, a guy, spoke up.

"So did you like, make out with her last week?"

Make Out? What's make out? Some sort of make-up remover? I thought to myself as I started to take interest in their conversation.

"Dude it was awesome! The feeling was like, intense! You get it dude? I felt so alive!"

How can you feel alive with make-up remover? Are these people what my brother tells me to stay away from? What was it again…homo…homo…homo something…

"Look don't stray into details! It's not like you did something right?"

"Well, actually…"

Something and actually huh? What did these guys kill or something?

"Well…what? You like…Really?"

This suspense is killing me. Really it is. WHAT IS?

"You got some real testosterone dude! Did it like feel like…anything?"

What's testosterone? And what do they mean like it felt like anything? This is so werid but something's making me want to hear more!

"Like thanks dude! Nothing…I kinda forgot.."

"Well thanks for sparing me the details at least! Did you use 'one'? I mean a condom?"

Whoa. What's a condom? Isn't that like, an apartment or something? I knew it! They DID kill someone!

"Yeah dude! No duh! Flavored with mint!"

Huh? Flavored with mint..? Apartments aren't flavored…

I decided to jot down these 'words' unknown to me and figure out what they meant.

"So you really did it? You like…"

What..? What did you do?

"Yup believe it! I… "

You…? YOU…!

I was at the tip of my pencil, trying to jot down the word that spreads me curiosity.

"Well..?"

SPIT…

"I…..had…."

IT…

"S--"

OUT!

RINGGGGG!

"MOKUBA! LETS GO! ITS RECESS! THE BELL ALREADY RUNG!"

"GAH!"

I fell down my bum when I heard that stupid bell. The guys left and now I unconsciously jotted down the word. I was so relieved that I wrote down the word that I jumped up and ran towards Lucchi.

I can't wait to ask my big brother about these!

END OF CHAPTER

How Do You Think Seto Kaiba Will React When he Hears these 'words' from Mokuba? Find Out at the next chapter of "A Guy To Guy Talk!"

See Yah! XD