In an office room sat Chris Mclean. His feet rested on his desk and his swivel chair bent back as he watched one of his favorite shows on the TV above him.

"Chris?" Chef popped in through the door that had been carelessly left open. Chris turned his head with the least amount of effort possible to glance at Chef.

"What is it?" he asked, annoyed. Chef walked towards him with a stack of papers.

"I have your contract for the new season here." he informed him. "By the way.. A strange thing happened. My contract seems to state that my pay has been reduced.. Must've just been a typo or something, right?" Chef finished the sentence with a nervous laugh.

"Nope. There's no mistake. It's true." Chris said, not moving his gaze from the TV.

Chef stood in shock for a few seconds.

"What's the deal, Chris? I work just as hard if not harder than you do for the show!" Chef yelled. Chris turned to face him.

"Listen, buddy, as the host, I'm way more valuable to this show than you are. Plus, let's face it, you don't do much anyway." Chris explained in a condescending voice. Chef narrowed his eyes.

"Are you kidding?!" he yelled.

"Now where's my contract? I've got things to do you know." Chris said, before Chef could do him any harm. Chef let out a growl, then glanced towards the stack of papers. A smirk appeared on his face.

"Right here." Chef pulled some papers out from the middle of the stack and placed them on the desk in front of Chris. Chris picked up a pen and lazily signed where he needed to, not bothering to read it.

"There. Done." Chris shoved the contract at Chef.

"Good." he said, smirking as he took it.

Chef carried the stack of papers into his own 'office', which was really just an old storage room with a small desk. He placed it on the desk, and took the contract from the top, as well as the one Chris had signed.

"I'll teach you to cut my pay." he grumbled, signing the blank one. "So much for 'don't do much anyway'." he laughed.

Below him, on the desk, the contract for the host was signed Chef Hatchet, and the contestant's contract, was signed Chris Mclean.