Hi everyone. This is my first story. Uhhhhh…I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Bros. If I did, Regigigas would be in SSB4.
It was an exiting day at the Smash mansion. The last newcomer for the 3rd tournament was about to arrive. When he came, the tournament would start. Everyone was extremely apprehensive about it. And the most apprehensive was Ike.
Ike could hardly wait for the competition to start and a chance to show off his new skills. He had been practicing like mad over the past few weeks, and he eagerly boasted to the other Smashers about his superior abilities. Even multiple blasts from Samus' blaster didn't put him off. Wait, where was I? Oh yes, the exiting day.
On that day's morning, Ike was chatting vigorously to his friend Link. Link stifled a yawn as Ike talked about his Aether for the 1200th time in a row. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. "It's him!" Ike yelled, as Link muttered "Finally" and went to have some breakfast. Ike ran to the door and hurled it open…
The first thing Ike noticed was not the man's diminutive size, nor the space suit he wore. It was the little plant-like creatures that stood looking at him curiously. The small man cleared his throat. "Hello, my name is Olimar, and these are my Pikmin. Could you show me to Master Hand, please? Uhh…..Hello?"
Ike was staring at the pikmin as an unpleasant memory was dragged to the surface….
Flashback
"Mwahahaha!" Ike was playing Pikmin 2, and was currently tossing all non-blue pikmin in a body of water."Yes! DROWN!" He then started tossing all the blues in a bottomless pit.
"Pikmin homicide is FUN!"
End flashback
"What? Master Hand? O-oh, sure! Right up the stairs and turn left!" Ike watched as the pikmin followed their master up the stairs. He wasn't sure, but he could have sworn that red one at the end glared at him.
It was 3 days after Olimar had come. Ike was doing well in the tournament, having knocked out Snake, Bowser and Pikachu so far. Olimar had gotten to round 2 before being knocked out by Luigi. Ike was trying to avoid the pikmin-unsuccesfully so. He had been to see Dr. Mario, who had told him it was a psychological case and there was nothing he could do. Ike secretly thought he was a quack.
Ike felt a tap on his leg. He looked behind him and saw…..THE RED PIKMIN WHO HAT GLARED AT HIM! He let out a scream that Peach would have been proud of and ran away, with the pikmin in hot pursuit.
"Oh, hi Ike" Zelda said, poking her head round her door. "I was wondering if you-"
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ike ran by screaming with the pikmin behind him.
"I'm surrounded by idiots…" Zelda groaned as she slammed the door.
Ike had reached the end of the corridor, and the pikmin was slowly advancing on him.
"DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEEE!" Ike cried….only to find the pikmin was hugging his leg. Ike relaxed. "Hey, that's kind of cu-"
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ike jumped as he saw Wario and King Dedede laughing hysterically. Wario was holding a video camera.
"When I put this on Bootube, it's gonna get over 9000 hits! WAHAHAHA!"
Ike sighed.