Rainbow Mist!
A Golden Sun song-fic by Evil Neptune
To the tune of "Rainbow High" from Evita (please note that the movie Evita, with Madonna, doesn't fit the tune exactly in a few places, this is based on the Broadway play version of Rainbow High, with Patti LuPone)
This is essentially the story of Issac and Co.'s journey through Mercury Lighthouse, but told in song form. The text in italics describes stuff they're actually doing, DO NOT read it as part of the song.
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Scene: Issac, Garet, and Ivan arrive at Mercury Lighthouse and find Mia there, trying to get past a "Move" block. Issac volunteers to help, but, suddenly, all the character become unable to talk except in song.
Mia:
I don't really think I need
Your help, because I will succeed!
Just get me started…
Just move this block from my way,
Then "Good day,"
Clan Mercury is rolling!
Mia jumps into the lighthouse and Issac and Co. follow her, singing randomly about the lighthouse's features.
Issac, Garet, Ivan:
Mist! Pipes! Gates! Water! Tiles! Switch! Hard puzzles!
Jumps! Monsters! Ply statues! Float! Blessings! Psynergy goddess!
Mia:
This town holds my people!
They all depend on me!
And draw power from me,
To make fever go!
And I guard this lighthouse,
That's filled up with RAINBOW MIST!
So please leave this to me!
No, I insist!
Mia turns to walk away only to find herself face-to-face with another Move block.
Issac, Garet, Ivan:
Mist! Pipes! Gates! Water! Tiles! Switch! Hard puzzles!
Issac casts Move and gets rid of the block, then follows Mia through the door and looks smugly at her.
Mia:
Hm, well, maybe,
If you're going to aid me,
Just don't barricade me,
From doing my job!
So walk through this waterfall,
That makes lots of RAINBOW MIST!
The group encounters a group of Oozes, and Mia finishes the last line quickly before battle.
Mia:
And when you're done fighting,
I'll heal your cists!
Issac, Garet, Ivan:
Mist! Pipes! Gates! Water! Tiles! Switch! Hard puzzles!
Jumps! Monsters! Ply statues! Float! Blessings! Psynergy goddess!
The Oozes are defeated and the group continues to go through many rooms with puzzles and monsters as Mia sings.
Mia:
All my Mercury Clanmates expect me to defeat the enemy!
The lighthouse lighters!
We can't dissapoint them!
The group arrives at the main Psynergy Goddess statue.
Mia:
So, now, I'll cast Ply!
That lets us float now,
To solve lots of puzzles now,
To go further up…
The group quickly proceeds to the room where the elevator to the Aerie in exactly one music beat, and Mia finishes her solo.
Mia:
To the top of this lighthouse,
The one that makes RAINBOW MIST!
In magical colors!
Issac begins commanding the group to save their game, has Mia heal, puts Djinn on standby, etc., in preparation to fight whoever at the top of the Lighthouse.
Mia:
You're just healing up for a really big major boss fight!
We really must stop them from going and lighting the light!
Look out, mighty Saturos!
Because, you oughta know what you're gonna get in we,
Just a little bit of,
Just a little bit of,
All these Adepts' brand of cool Psynergy!