The Rocky Horror Pie Show: Written by Blood-Sucker-1428, Little Rocky and Mr Hand (it's a girl)

Disclaimer: I dont own any of the Rocky Horror Picutre Show songs or rights, it all belongs to the oh so great Richard O'brien and Twentieth Century Fox. I have a few of there cd's and 2 dvds, but thats it.

Author's Note: 'Little Rocky' and 'Mr Hand' are nicknames I or Mr Hand have given my friends (see profile). This is is basically the songs from the Rocky Horror changed to be about pies. Please don't be to mean, I will take any criticism as long as its too help me improve. I will update if enough people review and like it. Also if anyone has any suggestions for the chorus of Sweet Tranny I would be greatful and fully credit you for it :)! Hope you like it!

Science Kitchen, Double Pie

Michael Rennie was ill the day the Pie the Cooled Down
But he told us where we wait
And Flash Gordon was there with a silver fork
Claude Rains loved the invisible pie
Then something went wrong, for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a banana cream pie.
They ate a deadly piece, It Came From The Kitchen
And this is how the recipe ran:

Science Kitchen, Double Pie
Dr. X will bake a pie
See androids eating Cherry and Banana
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Pie
Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-e
At the late night, double serving pie show.

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the kitchen.
And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott
Eat a pie that had essence of vanilla
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of recipes.
And When Pies Collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some delicious pie, like a:

Science Kitchen, Double Pie
Dr. X will bake a pie
See androids eating Cherry and Banana
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Pie
Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-e
At the late night, double serving pie show.
I wanna a taste Pie-ie-ie-ie
To the late night, double serving pie show
bake by a chef Pie-ie-ie-ie
To the late night, double serving pie show
In the bakery Pie-ie-ie-ie
To the late night, double serving pie show.

Author's Note: Sorry if the spellings weird, I'm from Australia so... :)