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AN: No one will like this I know. But guess what? I don't really care! This was made on a request of sorts… So enjoy and read and review!

Cast: Tala, GQ, Tigress, Jareth the Goblin king, and Erik the phantom of the opera

Tala and GQ had recently aquired a beautiful two floor mansion and about a hundred acres to go along with it. The two girls were roommates and friends until one of them drew their last breath, and after; these two girls took the meaning of "Best friends forever' to heart because as GQ constantly says, "It's only forever, not long at all." Quoting her favorite movie "Labyrinth". Now, naturally she was one of the crazed fangirls that abousoloutly loved Jareth. But then again her roommate also had her fair share of obsessions. Tala loved the play 'the Phantom of the Opera' and consequently had fallen in love with Erik, the phantom without ever meeting the guy! On this bright summers day is where I must leave you my friends, so that you may uncover these two's wonderful tale yourselves with the aid of dialogue. So madams and monsieurs, I must bid you, ado!

GQ: *Comes in singing 'As the World Falls Down'*

Tala: Behold, she's singing to bring down, the chandelier!

GQ: *glares at Tala* Shut up my singing isn't that awful! And at least it's not that horrible crap you phantom lovers call music!

Tala: Says the girl who no matter what comes in singing David Bowie every morning? THAT IS HOW YOU SPOIL ONE'S DAY!

GQ: *in sweet, sarcastic voice* Oh, Tala, honey, I can't ruin your day because it's already night! Don't deny your love for the dark, sweety.

I'm going to bed, 'night!

Tala: *rolls her eyes* and I'm going into the attic just cuz I feel like it! *Both leave room in a huff*

WITH TALA

*enters attic mumbling something about faery obsessed roommates*

Mysterious voice: Well, hello my dear. You have surprised me!

Tala: Is it possible? Can it be? Is it… ERIK!

Erik: you seem to have guessed my identity. How do you know of me? That dorky faery wouldn't be so evil to keep me in Paris. Ohhh… but if he did I swear… I will wring his scrawny neck!

Tala: *huge eyes* uhhh no ur not in Paris… or in the 1800s anymore Erik. You're in the 21st century, in modern day North Carolina.

Erik: So the fairy dork brought me forward in time? You still haven't answered how you know me!

Tala: uh your whole story with Christine came out on DVD some time back. There is also a book and quite a few plays.

Erik: What's a 'DVD'?

Tala: That's really complicated. I'll explain later. Come on down and meet my roommate! *offers her arm to Erik who takes it hesitantly*

WITH GQ

GQ: *lying in her bed*

*a tapping noise on the window begins tap tap tap tap tap*

*enter barn owl through window, transforming into a tall, blonde, man with mismatched eyes*

GQ: You- you- you're h-h-him aren't y-y-you? The goblin king?

Jareth: *Smirks*

GQ: uh. Uh. Uh. *passes out*

Jareth: Wow that's fantastic! Another one passes out!

GQ: *gets up* WOW! I can't believe it's really you! *runs up and hugs the bewildered man*

Jareth: Do I know you?

GQ: No but I know you! I also know your story. If it makes you feel any better if I was Sarah I would've stayed with you! You just have to come meet my roommate! *offers arm*

Jareth: Alright! *starts to exit* Hey do you sing?

GQ: Anything by David Bowie or Queen!

Jareth: Do you know Under Pressure?

GQ: *Begins to sing Under Pressure*

Jareth: *Joins her as they leave to see Tala*