This is just some crap my brain suddenly came up with ^^ Hope you enjoy it anyway.
Hades was defeated and everything was A-OK … if it weren't for the fact that Viridi was still convinced that the world could only benefit from the destruction of mankind. To keep the peace as well as the humans alive, Palutena invited the goddess of nature over to Skyworld so she could talk her out the whole committing-mass-murder idea. They were walking through one of Palutena's many gardens.
"I would consider to spare the humans, if they would stop raiding the earth!" Viridi stated, yelling the last part.
"I could talk to them," Palutena suggested "I'm sure they'll listen to me, so don't do any ... reset-bomb-like things. OK?"
Viridi hummed and reluctantly agreed "Fine, whatever! It's not like I can do much when you and you're little flightless chicken protect them."
"Chicken? That's a little harsh." Palutena said but giggled anyways.
"Speaking of the devil or in this case the angel ..." Viridi remarked when Pit came in their sight.
"C'mon Pittoo, it will be fun." Pit told a rather annoyed Dark Pit, pulling his counterpart by his wrist.
"And why exactly do I have to be part of it?" Pittoo asked.
"Because we're friends duh!"
"When did I agree to be your friend?"
"Quit that lone wolf act already." Viridi told the dark angel as she and Palutena approached them "Nobody buys it anyway."
Pittoo was about to respond something sassy when he was interrupted by Pit.
"Lady Palutena, Viridi" he beamed happily "have you two worked out the whole human busyness?"
"Yes we have." Palutena answered smiling.
Viridi was looking back and forth between Pit and Pittoo. "I never had time to ask during the war, but how did Pit get a clone?" she addressed the goddess of Light, "No offense." she added quickly looking at Pittoo.
"But you had time for all the other nonsense you were blabbering?" The dark angel asked raising an eyebrow "And none taken."
"Ever heard of the mirror of truth? It makes a copy of whoever stands before it, Pandora had it and I ordered Pit to destroy it." Palutena informed.
"And that genius here just jumped right into it so I came to be." Pittoo said jerking his thump at Pit.
"What are you complaining about?" Pit asked crossing his arms, "Otherwise you wouldn't be alive!"
Viridi just stood there for a while, sunken in deep thought, then she smirked deviously "So you are telling me that Pit forcefully penetrated that mirror and sometime after that Pittoo came out of it?"
Palutena fell down laughing, Pit just stood there and blushed.
Pittoo slammed his head into a nearby tree, trying to get the Idea suggested out of his head.
"So Pit is technically your father and the mirror your mother." Viridi concluded.
Later Viridi's sanctuary was on fire for some unknown reason .