The Terraria World...

I opened one eye. I wasn't entirely even sure who I was, but I had some hazy memories still. I laughed and snapped my eyes open as it came back. I had been playing left 4 dead 2 with my friend, and had drifted off.
I turned over to wake jack up, but he wasn't there...
"Where the crap I'm I!?" I thought aloud. An unfamiliar voice chimed from behind me,
"Hey, you know, you really need to start chopping some wood." I nearly had a heart attack as I spun around, and tripped over my self. I stared incredulously at him and stammered,
"Wh- who are y-you?" He smiled a sort of sad smile and said,
"I am your guide." I narrowed my eyes and asked viciously,
"Then where am I? How'd I even get here? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" Guide laughed a twisted little laugh and said,
"You are in Terraria, and how you got here is completely unknown by me or most others. The dryad could tell you but-" I put my hands up and screamed at no one in particular,
"Who are the others!?" And who is the dryad?" The guide smiled playfully and said,
"You will learn soon. But no time to waste! If you want to survive tonight, your going to want a house." I stepped back and my eyes went as wide as plates,
"You mean I need to get this done in 1 freaking night!? How does that happen!?" The guide frowned and said,
"Not so many questions hero, they will be answered soon enough." On the verge of tears,I ran off and slammed my face into something hard and cold...I slowly picked up my face only to see a small patch of what I guessed was stone. For a moment, my anger was washed away and replaced by curiosity.
"Bedrock isn't at the surface..." I thought. I shrugged and walked back to Guide who seemed to be carving something. As he finished it, I walked up to him.
"A copper axe for cutting wood. It will be invaluable in the house building." I smiled and hefted it: it was pretty well balanced, and surprisingly light. I took a swing at an imaginary tree, only to find it not imaginary... I grinned even wider and slammed the axe in again, and finally a third time as the tree, instead of falling down, exploded into a bunch of wood planking. I gasped and walked towards it. Seemingly by its own accord, it floated into my pocket, and around 30 of these filed into my pockets. I jumped at the sudden reaction... And the fact that my pocket must be the size of a mansion! I gasped and reached inside, feeling the shape of everything in my pocket. I shrugged and put my wood down, and guess what? As soon as one plank touched the ground, it grew at least thirty times its normal mass in a square shape. I laughed and continued until I had a simple box. The guide smiled and said,
"It will do for now, however, you'll need some torches to light it. Supposing that in this magic wonderland, presumably of death's torches burned forever, I decided to act upon my next inquiry.
"How the blazes do I get torches? The guide grinned and said,
"Well, you'll need to kill a slime. They aren't very dangerous, though if you stick your head in one, I guess it could hurt a little..." I threw my hands up in defeat and asked him as if he was crazy, (which he, frankly, might as well have been)
"Why would slimes drop torches!?" He smiled his signature creepy grin and said wisely,
"The slime doesn't drop torches, but rather the supplies to make one." I fell to my knees and screamed,
"FINE! I don't know a thing about torch making, and I'd think you would need coal! Do slimes drop coal here!?" I finished angrily. All happiness and welcoming in his voice disappeared as he said Coldly,
"They drop slime stupid, which you throw on a stick and it lights itself." At that moment, I lost all patience, and screamed at him,
"Alright jerk, I don't know anything about this place so... Just chill out!" The guide assumed a look of sorry, and smiled sadly. He looked down and said,
"In that case... I do have a couple of torches still. Just take them, I can't use them." I smiled back, a big sheepish grin that bested all of his, and took the torches.
"Darn, only 5... It'll have to make do..." I thought. I shrugged and threw one on the wall. It, unsurprisingly, centered perfectly, and for reasons I still don't get, didn't burn the wood.
"...noted." I thought.

Night was approaching, and night usually= bad. No doubt, slimes weren't the only monsters I had to face with murderous intent, no, there would be more. Unfortunately, I didn't comprehend this, and I sat in a hard patch of dirt I'm the front of the house to watch the sun set. The guide immediately panicked and ran inside, huddling in a corner. I had seen many emotions in him, but not fear. This was pure terror he was exhibiting! I shrugged uneasily and reassured my self that the guide must just be completely paranoid. That's it, just paranoid...
I watched as the last golden rays of light disappeared into the void, and the moon above...
"Ah, nice view right guide?" Guide failed to respond, just curling himself into a ball. I yet again shrugged and watched the moon-
"Holy crap, another guy!" I whispered. I ran over to him, and shouted for his attention, but he seemed unfazed, grunting in response. I walked a little closer then noticed his green skin... And tattered clothes. I don't know what drove me, but I threw my self at the being, un sheathing my sword as I charged. It turned around and caught me by the neck. As I stabbed at it. It shook me a little to hard, and threw me on the ground. I panicked and crawled back, groping for my sword. As the thing started to bend to to eat my brains, I felt my hand touch wood, the handle of the sword. I whipped myself up, and stabbed the creature in the stomach. It didn't care. It socked me extremely hard in the face, knocking me off my feet. I groaned and took out my axe. I swung with all my might, hitting it in the eye. It screeched and fell down writhing, but In a few seconds, it stopped and died. I smiled grimly and pulled my gore ridden sword and axe out of the body. I plugged my nose and put them in the pouch. This would be a long night!