... I really wanted to write an almost 'chat room' YJ fic, so here it is. No, i have no idea what i have created. some kind of frankenstein.
I usually bash my characters and now I'm trying to do funny so... Wish me luck. This hasnt been beta-ed so any mistakes please PM me. I've tried to keep the characters as non-OOC as possible. Any constructive criticism and gentle flames are okay...
R&R
What would you do?
One of the team members has been kidnapped. The criminal has them cuffed to a chair, and have a live broadcast of everything they do to them coming directly to your computer. The rest of the team is away on a mission, so it is up to you to save them. The criminal has demanded your secret identity, and if you do not show him/her in the next twenty minutes they kill the team member they have captured. You have no idea where the criminal has the young hero hidden. What would you do?
Roy: Young Hero? I'm not young!
Artemis: Piss off, Roy, you're not even part of the team
Roy: *storms off*
Me: So guys. You gonna answer the question or not?
Kaldur: I would reveal my identity with haste. I would not let any harm come to any member of the team.
Artemis: Who has been kidnapped exactly?
Me: I dunno... Wally?
Dick: Actually, that's the most logical. The guy probably lured him into a trap with nachos and a copy of GTA 4
Wally: Hey!
Artemis: If it's Kid Mouth... Get me some popcorn. I want to watch it.
Wally: I'm right here!
Artemis: I know.
Dick: Uhh... Before they have a full out fight - which trust me, you don't want to see - I should give my answer.
M'gann: Hey! I haven't been able to talk yet!
Artemis: Well, neither has Superboy
Connor: grumblegrumblegrumble
M'gann: *has fangirl nosebleed* I love you, Connor! Your words enchant me!
Wally: Are you serious?
Dick: Let's be honest here, that is basically Megan and Connors relationship.
Kaldur: Not that I don't agree, but shouldn't we get back to the subject at hand?
Me: Yeah, that'd be good.
Wally: If it's Artemis I'd leave her be. The criminal can do whatever they want with her, because I am certainly not going to save her.
Artemis: *glare*
Wally: *glare*
Artemis: *gla-
Kaldur: Please! Stop acting like children!
M'gann: Do we get no lines in this?
Me: Uhhhh... *gestures to fangirls* ... A lot of people don't like you
M'gann: What? What? Even with my immense character development? I'm a fricken white martian! That should scare the pants off anyone and just about get rid of anyone calling me a Mary-Sue!
Me: Yes, I now have nightmares of that. It's supposed to be a kids show. And that scene with you as a white Martian scares my pants and probably my socks off.
Connor: grumble
Entire-Superboy-Fanbase-As-Well-As-M'gann: SIGHHHHHHHH
Me: Yes, we all love Connor. But I can think of something better. Robin! Speak!
Dick: Whaa-?
Every-Fangirl-in-the-history-of-the-universe :
Me: Guys, he's thirteen. Now answer my question!
Wally: If it was Dick, I'd race around the entire city just to find him
Dick: Aww, thanks dude! *BRO-HUG*
Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wally: I guess I'd do the same for the rest of the team... Especially you, gorgeous *winks at M'gann*
Artemis: She's taken! Did I not explain this to you!
Kaldur: You did. That was quite cold *cough* hearted *cough* of you.
Me: Oh My God, Kal cracks a joke... No spoilers! Get on with the question!
M'gann: I would save them because they are my best friends and family!
Me: You can just show the villain your secret identity...
Dick: Good idea. The guy will pass out because her martian form is so freakin scary.
Me-and-M'gann: YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT!
Dick: I know everything *winks at fangirls*
Every-Fangirl-in-the-history-of-the-universe : SIIIGGGHHHHHHHH
Dick: Anyway, I probably wouldn't show my identity.
Wally: What? What if it was me! We're best friends!
DickxWally-shippers: KISS!
Me: These fangirls need to go away.
Wally: What? Girls?
Dick: Seriously, though, what's worse - Letting Wally die or having to put up with Batman.
Me: True.
Wally: WHAT! BUT I'M DEAD!
Kaldur: Please refrain from shouting. Superboy will have a tantrum
Connor: *screams* I have no father! *screams*
Artemis: HE SPEAKS!
Me: Superboy, what would you do?
Connor: I-
Dick: - would rip off his shirt in frustration.
Connor: grumblegrumblegrumble. Actually I don't have a secret identity so I don't give a f-
Me: CHILDREN'S SHOW! But true, barely anyone has a secret identity on YJ. It's basically Dick and Wally. And Wally just goes around blurting it to randoms. Even on YJ wiki it says Artemis' secret identity is 'Artemis Crock'
Artemis: I love Wally!
Me: I saw that coming. We all saw it coming.
Spitfire-Shippers: KISS!
Wally: Wait, what?
Artemis: Huh? I didn't say any thing... grumblegrumblegrumble
Connor: You sound just like me!
M'gann: I like it better when you grumble
Artemis: ... And he likes it better when you role play. I mean, is there a student teacher thing going on ther-
Me: *COUGH COUGH COUGH*
Wally: Is that everything? Can we go? I'm starved.
Dick: You're always hungry *rolls eyes*
Roy: ~ WHAT ABOUT ME... IT ISN'T FAIR... I WAS ON YJ AND NOW IM IN DESPAIR... CAN'T YOU SEE! I'M ON DRUGS, BUT Y- ~ *gets punched by Artemis*
Artemis: He's high
Dick: If it wasn't a kids show everyone would know Roy was on drugs. We're not actually supposed to tell you...
Greg Weisman: NOOOO! IT'S A KIDS SHOW! *drags characters away*
Me: So, uh, Greg, who's the mole?
Dick: It's-
Greg Weisman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Same time tomorrow?
Kaldur: Of course *gets dragged out of room my Greg*
TA DA!
Have My incoherent ramblings satisfied your Young Justice needs?
no, I have no idea what I just said either.
Review with any 'What would you do' scenarios and ONE LUCKY REVIEWER will have theirs featured in the next... Uh... Chat.
If this were real, I would of fainted because I just met young justice.
Every-Fangirl-in-the-history-of-the-universe : SIIIGGGHHGHHHHH