(Spain x Reader)
Waterproof
I suggest listening to 'Life' from Ludovico Einaudi!
Everyone loved him.
He was the 'perfect man' as most girls would put it. A god per says in the art of dancing. HA! Laugh at them.
Sure he was able to play a mean guitar and dance to any beat created by man or nature but still. Everyone has something that ticks them off, Antonio was NOT perfect.
(F/N) believed that, with a burning passion. She would strive to the ends of the earth just to see what ticked Antonio off; as if it was a life long dream.
Reader-pov
"God damn bastard." I turned to my frowning best friend as we pushed through our high schools hallway.
"Thinks he's better then everyone! Well I'll show him!" Lovino shouted over the ruckus.
"Just because he can dance and sing well doesn't mean that he's better then us." I just nodded in agreement.
"Sure he has the looks of a 'god' but he has the attention span and personality of a six year old boy!"
"Lovino, you don't think that's a bit harsh?" I mean I didn't hate Antonio I was just curious as to why he was so popular; I had been savaging through the school to find out what his flaw was all day, I was failing terribly.
Everyone either hated him out of jelousy, or loved him unconditionally without even really knowing him. Hetalia high sure was weird…
"(F/N) ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!" I was taken out of my daydream by a red faced Italian.
"Ye-yeah. Sorry." I thought I heard something like 'ragazza stupida" but I just brushed it off.
"Lovi, I think that you should calm down, we're here." I stopped and waited for him to catch up to me.
"Whatever, lets go!" he grabbed my hand and pulled me to the teacher and stalked off to his seat in the back.
"Hey dudes and dudettes! We have a new student joining us today, this is (f/n) (l/n) please be nice to her." My teacher, Mr. Jones introduced me.
"Hi" I said simply as I walked/tripped to an empty seat by Lovi.
"Nice one (l/n)" I looked to my side to see Gilbert, a 'friend' to Lovino or rather an annoyance.
"Shut up albino breath!" He laughed his weird laugh and punched my shoulder softly.
"Nice one!" I glared to him and looked to the teacher who was going on and on about some super hero movie he saw last night.
Boring.
I was about to take out my phone to play 'subway surfers' when I felt something hit my arm.
I picked up the balled up paper and opened it.
'Hola senerorita! I haven't seen you in a while! Lets be amigos like we were when we were niños!' I looked at him and he smiled at me, I looked back to the note, balled it back up and threw it at him.
"As if." I glared at him and Lovi high fived me almost about to laugh.
"Nice on!" he said in a muffled voice.
"I got it from the be-" I was cut off by an angry glare from just about everyone in the classroom aside from Mr. jones of course, he was still talking about heroes.
"What!?" I whisper to Lovino
"They hate you." He said simply.
"What the hell did I do to them?" I knew that Antonio was like Jesus here but really?
"You made their 'beloved' Spaniard sad." He pointed a finger towards the mopping Antonio.
"So? Why would I care." I giggled as I saw some of the skanks of the class give me the 'glare'.
Bitches pleaseeeeee, what could they do? Stink up my nostrils with their infected genitals?
"Whatever." Lovi turned to the teacher and started writing the notes that Mr. Jones began writing on the bored.
"Meh." I turned and did the same.
~After school! Brought to you by THE HERO
"So where do you wanna eat at?" I asked Lovino who only shrugged.
"I don't know, lets go to the pizza place my nonno owns." I nodded and told him to start the car I'd meet him in a minute.
"Ok, ciao." He walked in the direction of the parking lot.
"God this school is unnecessarily big." I said aloud as I walked down a shady hallway.
"Look girls the new tramp." I looked to my side to see some bleached stick cackling with an orange straw.
"Hahaha look! Talking skeletons!" I gave a dry laugh and continued on.
"Wait what! Who the hell do you think you are?" The bleached blonde said before huffing.
"It spoke again!" I pretended to be awed.
"You'll regret that!" The spray tanned one walked up to me, heels clicking.
"Sure I will." I shrugged and let her make the first move.
Her manicured claws hit the locker behind me.
"Your posture is lacking, bitch." I said loudly
"You never had a chance." I ran up to her and banged her head against the locker.
"That counts as self defense. I suggest you take your best friend of the week and leave my sight, you smell like an old women's rash cream."
"UGH! Just you wait we'll get you for this freak!" She yelled while tumbling down on her 6 inch heels.
"FIRST NEW ENEMY AQUIRRED!" I laughed loudly as I gave myself a self five.
~At Grandpa Rome's pizzeria~
"So tell me, what happened when I left." Lovino asked while shoveling complimentary tomatoes down his throat.
"Nothing important, just smashed a skanks head in." I said as I sipped some of my (f/d).
"Really now?!" He chuckled a little before speaking up again.
"Antonio was comforting some sticks earlier a snobby blonde and some ugly brunette." I giggled.
"Those are the ones!" He gave me a thumbs up.
"CIAO (F/N)! It's good to see you!" I was about to speak up when I felt a strong hug from Lovino's nonno.
"Ciao grandpa Rome!" I know, I know weird but he insists on being called that since he believes that he was the roman to discover Rome and I mean THE Roman Romulus. Coincidence he thinks not.
"How are my little Pomodori!?" He sounded really jolly.
"What are you so excited about nonno?" Lovino sounded skeptical; Romulus was only like this with pretty women and money.
" Oh nothing…." The smile on his face told us that he was lying.
"Whatever old man, just give us some food." Lovi turned his head back to his tomatoes and bit into one.
"What's up grandpa Rome?" I was suspicious as well.
"Noth-" He was cut off by what sounded like Spanish singing.
"Here he comes!" Romulus was laughing happily.
"Hola abuelo Rome! I just finished planting the tomatoes and other vegetables!" Antonio's head popped out from the kitchen doorway.
"CHE CAZZO!" Lovino yelled and spit out some tomato onto his grandfathers uniform.
"DAVVERO, LOVINO!? REALLY!?" Romulus stormed into the 'EMPLOYEE ONLY' door leaving us alone with Antonio.
"What the hell are you doing here bastard?" Lovi was shooting glares in Antonio's direction.
"I work here now little primo!" Wait….WAIT WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE COUSINS?
He ran over to him and started poking his checks.
"BASTARDO! STOP-A TOUCHING-A ME!" Lovi yelled letting his accent slip out.
"Hola senorita (f/n) it's nice to see you again!" He waltzed over to me and kissed the back of my bitch slapping hand.
"WTF!" I shouted as I backed away blushing madly.
"Personal space man! Back it up!" I was up against a wall trying to leave.
He just laughed and dances his way to my face.
"Senorita, I think you got a little tomate on your face." He was about to lick access food from my check when Lovino popped out of nowhere and licked it off himself.
"Got it, come on (f/n) lets eat, I snabbed some pizza from the counter." He grabbed my hand and sat me down.
"What the hell just happened?" I was blushing so hard that it would put an tomato to shame.
"You were almost cheek molested by Antonio." He said in-between mouth fulls.
"Oh…ok.." I was still blushing but decided to ignore Lovino's weirdness.
It was quite for a while even though I was almost sure that Antonio was still behind us.
I heard a chair screech against the rustic tile flooring and stop right beside our table. I decided to ignore it.
"Lo siento about earlier, I was just being weird haha." I turned slightly and saw Antonio sitting in a chair backwards.
"está bien." He looked at me surprised.
"Hablas español?!" I just laughed.
"Si, español y italiano." Lovino sighed.
"He taught me." I giggled and continued eating my slice.
"That's it!" Antonio stood up abruptly and put his hands on my shoulders.
"What the hell?" I was about to yell at him.
"Usted habla español, no me siguen a todas partes, y usted es un
amigo de mi familia. Por favor, vaya a una cita conmigo!" He shouted causing me to blush hard.
"Antonio….." Lovino said through clenched teeth.
"Do you have to do this to me!? You're worse then Feliciano!" He looked heart broken.
"Lovi what's wrong?" I hope Antonio's confession didn't provoke him.
"Dio, (F/n) you're so dense!" Lovino yelled while getting up and sprinting away.
"Lovi…!" I was about to get up when….
END FOR NOW!
~Bitch please I'm a tree~