I don't own Naruto.

Sakura walked down the road to Konoha. She just finished a week-long mission and she looked forward to going home and sleeping on her bed.

Sasuke jumped from tree to tree when he saw a pink blob on the main road. Squinting, he saw that it was Sakura. He grinned and ran ahead of her.

"Sakura! Oi! Sakura!" Sasuke waved his hands excitedly, not noticing that he was still standing in a bush.

Too tired to talk, Sakura flung a kunai to where she heard the voice.

"Ow, dammit!" Sasuke walked in front of Sakura. "Why'd you do that!?" He clutched his shoulder; apparently, the kunai went in too deep.

Sakura snapped out of her tired state. "Sasuke-kun! What are you doing here? And...why is there a kunai stuck in your shoulder?"

He glared at her, unblinking. Sakura waved her hand in front of Sasuke's face. "Uh, Sasuke-kun? Why are you looking at me like that...Oh."

He sighed. "Finally! Can you heal it?"

"Oh, sure. By the way, sorry about that."

"Yeah, whatever."

Sakura stood there, unmoving.

"Don't just stand there!"

"How am I going to heal your shoulder with that..er, shirt - in the way?"

"Can't you see my shoulder is injured?"

"I can."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "The point is, I can't remove my shirt because of this stupid wound!"

"Oh, okay." Sakura walked to Sasuke. He thought she was going to heal him, when - BAM!

Sakura smacked his head. "What now?" He rubbed his head, looking at her, his eyebrows knitted together.

"You idiot. Your other arm's not injured, right? Then go use it!"

"Uh, hello? The shoulder is not part of the arm."

"It is, for your information. It's just the same."

"No, it's not. This," He pointed to his shoulder, "is called a shoulder. And this," he pointed to his arm, "is called an arm. The shoulder in different from the arm. Duh."

"I know."

"Then why'd you say that it's just the same?"

"No, I didn't."

"Yes, you did."

"No. I am a medic-nin, and a highly-"

"-uninformed one at that. Didn't they teach you that?"

"Ugh! You are so stubborn."

"Whatever. Just take off my clothes and heal me!"

Sakura's eye twitched. "Clothes? In your dreams."

"Oh, it is. Now heal me."

"Pervert!"

Sasuke sighed. "Take off my shirt."

"Do your really want me to?"

"I don't want you to, I need you to."

"I don't think it looks better on the floor."

"You're the pervert! Just...please."

"If I'm the one who's gonna take it off, it'll be as if it never existed."

"You're gonna eat it?"

Sakura slapped his forehead. "Hell no! I'll shred it to pieces."

"Really?"

"Really?"

"Then, the shreds will exist, proving that my shirt existed."

"Oh, shut up and take off your clothes!

Sasuke's eye twitched madly. "Did you just say that you want to want to have sex with me?"

"No!"

"But you implied it! Who's the pervert now?"

"I just told you to take off your clothes!"

Sasuke groaned. "Just pull this end of the belt." He pointed to his belt.

"That's not a belt, that's a ribbon."

"No, it's not. What kind of bishounen would put a ribbon around his waist?"

"I think there's no such person."

"Exactly. And it is not a ribbon."

"It still is."

"What? But you said-"

"I meant what I said."

"What did you mean?"

"I said there's no bishounen that ties a ribbon around his waist."

"...I didn't ask for you to repeat it."

"I know."

"What the hell is your point?!"

"My point is you're not a bishie."

"How dare you! You're just jealous because you're not as hot as I am."

"I am SO not jealous!"

"Yeah, you're right. When we were Genin, you were always the one who calls me cool, awesome, and hot. You're just...reminiscing the opposite!"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Sasuke inhaled deeply and caught the scent of blood. He looked down and saw himself practically bathing in his own blood.

"I meant that I'm bathing in my own blood."

Sakura looked at his shoulder. It gushed blood, staining his clothes. Her motherly complex reacted and she 'switched personalities'.

"Oh, look at you! Your clothes are all bloody! Let me get that for you." Sakura took off his shirt and started nursing the wound.

"I thought you didn't want to take off my shirt."

"I didn't. I needed to."

"That's what I said!"

"Hush, Sasuke."

He rolled his eyes. "Whatever."

After a few minutes, Sakura stood up. "Okay, let's go-"

"Sakura? Go where?" Sasuke turned around and saw Sakura unconscious on the ground. He panicked.

Wait for the next chapter, guys. :D