What the hell?
What the actually hell?
Over there stood a whore
Who is starting to be much of a bore
That Alice, whom everybody love
Who looked as beautiful as a dove
Her heart, it makes other jealous of her
Me? I much rather prefer
To cuss and drink all day
Wait, I already do that, yay.
She comes to me, as floating like a bee
Places her lips and kisses me
Me, the warden which everybody hates
How can she love me and go on dates
With other guys, that slut
I used to hate her, but
I guess I'll try something new
If you call me soft, I will kill you.