Naruto Sleepover!

You looked out the window and saw the guests arriving. Sakura came first with her neon pink hair lighting the way, then you saw Ino, who was trying to stay at least ten feet away from Sakura, but in trying to do so she walked into a pole (Maranda! XD, sorry peopleses inside joke w/ mah amigos). You laughed at Ino's stupidity (again, inside joke).

Ding-dong! You went to go answer the door, and of course, there was Sakura in all her pink-ness (pink-ness is awesomeness word-ness!). You kept the door open for Ino. Sakura and Ino glared at each other. You were just about to explode from the pressure in the room (grrrrr... Sakura and Ino...) when the doorbell rang again. When you opened the door, Kiba, Gaara (? Gaara?), Temari, TenTen, Rock Lee, Naruto, Kankuro, and, of course, the king of all things troublesome, Shikamaru came flooding in.

i 'Whoa...' /i you thought, i 'lotsa peopleses.' /i

Just as you had started to get things quieted down, the doorbell rang again. i 'Of course,' /i you thought, i 'how could I have forgotten they were coming?' /i You walked to the door and standing there were Hinata, Neji, and... Sasuke? "Why, hello, Sasuke," you said. "I thought you weren't coming."

"I wasn't... until Hinata bound and gagged me, and dragged me all the way here."

"Hinata wouldn't do that," you said, pouting, while mouthing, Nice work, Hinata. Hinata smiled one of those evil smiles that she only gave when no one (except you) was watching. "Come in." The three of them followed you inside.

"Okay," you said, "now that everyone's here, we can start our evening (and night) of fun." You smirked at Hinata, who smirked back and gave you a thumbs-up. Then she showed you one finger - her index finger. You nodded and began talking again. "Let's start off with Truth or Dare, shall we?" Everyone seemed to think that it was a good idea... everyone except Sasuke, that is. "So... I guess I'll start off... Naruto, truth or dare?"

"Dare, believe it!"

"Okaaaaaay, I dare you to kiss Hinata!" Hinata gave you a look of such contempt that you almost felt like taking back the dare. Hehe... but that was almost. Naruto glared at you, as if to say, Fck you, but you just smirked and waved your hand, gesturing, Go on... Naruto got up from his spot in the circle and went over to where Hinata was sitting. He quickly kissed her, then went back to his original sitting place.

"All right then," he said, "Meiseki, truth or dare?"

"... Dare," you said, looking at him a little bit warily.

"I dare you to..."

i 'I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?' /i

"... kiss every boy in this room!"

i 'I was right!' /i "Fine, then." You got up and went to your left... Lee. i 'Not so bad,' /i you thought. i 'At least it isn't... Choji. Or Shino.' /i Okay, next. Kankuro. i 'Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place... not working. Ugh.' /i You shuddered. On to... Kiba. i 'He smells like a dog, looks like a dog, and... ew... he tastes like a dog, too.' /i Shikamaru. Not so bad, right? Unless you were counting the fact that his 'Everything's troublesome' attitude really pissed you off. Next person, Gaara. i 'Mr. Sandman! Yes? Bring me a dream (bum bum bum bum)... Umm... yeesh.' /i And now... Mr. Believe It, Naruto. i 'I can't watch this...' /i And we have come to Neji, second-to-last. i 'He's closing his eyes... ew, he's kissing me back... oh my God, I b hate /b him!' /i And last and i certainly /i least... Mr. Pretty-boy Uchiha Sasuk-ego. i 'My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R... my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaay... 'cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Wait, what!' /i (you: why was I singing the Oscar Mayer bologna commercial? me: cuz it's funny... B-O-L-O-G-N-A!)

"My turn again, huh? Sasuke, truth or dare?"

"... Truth."

i 'Dammit!' /i "Okay, then, tell the truth: Do you still have that shuriken I gave you in our second year of Academy?"

"... Yes... Sakura, truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

i 'Woooooow... the Pink Nightlight is up to take a challenge...' /i

"I dare you to... do the yo-po-poi dance (Superperv! Sorry, another inside joke) and the Beggar Girl Pose (Raven! I've really got to stop with these inside jokes)."

"What the-? Fine. starts dancing around the room Yo-po-poi, yo-po-poi, su-po-po-poi..."

Naruto immediately started laughing so hard. You were trying to contain your laughter. Ino, on the other hand, was giggling and her face was turning soooooooooo red with laughter, she looked stupider than Sakura did (me: and those of you who know the yo-po-poi dance know how hard that is to top on the stupidity level). Then, Sakura put her arms out, elbows tucked into her sides, head down, looking sooooooo much like a beggar girl, you had to give her credit for it, if nothing else.

Suddenly, you looked up at the clock.

"Okay, everybody, it's 9 o' clock, write down a dare on these slips of paper, and they will be effective for the whole night; no one is allowed to tell what dare they got." You wrote down, i Every time someone says your name, yell 'potatoes!' /i

Everyone put their dares into a box, and then you shook up the box and everyone chose a dare. Yours was, i Kick anyone who tries to talk to Shikamaru. /i

i 'That's not so bad,' /i you thought. "All right, so everyone, the dares start... now!"