Author's Note: Alright, so this is my first fanfic. I've been wanting to write something for a while, but never found a good place to start. I'm not sure this is a "good" place, but whatever. I'm sure I've got tons of punctuation issues, so I'd be more than happy for you to bring those to my attention. Darth Vader OOC.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Darth Vader or anyone/thing related to the Star Wars universe except for my very nerdy collection of merchandise.
Hyperspace
"Malfunction? What do you mean malfunction?" the man asked.
"I…I…Uhhmmm…"
"SPEAK UP! OUT WITH IT ADMIRAL!" Vader yelled. Admiral Kendal Ozzel was normally a confident man, but facing Vader's wrath was more than a bit intimidating.
"I…Errr…don't know sir. We've lost control of the vessel. It's like it has a mind of its own." Ozzel replied. Darth Vader reached out to choke the man lifting him off the ground as he did so.
"Lord Vader. Please, we just need time. We'll get this figured out." Ozzel croaked.
"You'd better hope so." Vader grunted. With that, he released Ozzel and left him gasping for air and slowly returning to his normal coloration. Another officer spoke up. "Lord Vader. It appears that we're now en route to a small planet located in the Milky Way galaxy."
This got Vader's full attention. Milky Way? he thought. "I've never heard of it…and the planet?" he asked.
"Earth sir." Was the reply.
Earth. A small town in the middle of nowhere.
Samantha sat at her computer, frustration clearly visible on her chocolate colored face as she looked at the blinking red swords on the screen before her. This guy just won't stop attacking me. She thought. She sent a quick IGM to her friend Allen. It read: "Hey man, would you happen to have any spare troops sitting around?"
The reply came shortly after. "Sure. What's up?"
"Catapults. They'll be here in about three hours."
"Bummer. I'll send what I have."
Samantha sent a brief thank you message and left for the kitchen. Snack time.
There it is... first chapter. No rotten tomatoes please. If it's bad, just say so. Although...if you must throw something at me, cash would do just fine. :)