In Lylie for the Winh! People commented Fitzphie. So now I must go through with the plan. TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE FOREVER.
Linh: No.
Tam: No.
Biana: I don't know why I thought they were perfect anymore.
Wylie: Why do you keep bringing me here?
Marella: I want to know the same thing.
Keefe: TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE!!!
Sophie: Come on Keefe, were not that bad together.
Fitz: Yeah, we're true love.
You know nothing of true love.
Fitz: WHAT WAS THAT!
I am LunaLovegood397. I can make you do anything.
Keefe: OOOOOOOH A GHOST!
Biana: You can do anything?
Yes.
Biana: Make anyone do anything?
Yes.
Biana: Do you know what I'm thinking?
Yes.
Biana: Can you do that?
Yes.
Biana: Would you do that?
Probably.
Biana: Okay. I'm ready when you are.
In a second. I need to talk to your weirdo of a brother.
Biana: Which one?
The one everyone thinks is cute.
Biana: Can you let me punch Alvar?
Yes.
Alvar: Where am I?
Biana: JERK!
Alvar: What wait? OWWWWW!
Ok, (Alvar disappears.) Now Fitz. Fitz Fitz Fitz Fitz. Fitzy Fitz Fitz. Leave Sophie alone! I don't care if you have teal eyes and a perfect smile. You have insulted Sophie to many times to deserve her!
Fitz: For the record, Keefe has not been a picnic either.
At least he's made up for it with actually being helpful.
Fitz: I've been helpful!
Is your mother part of the Neverseen and won't let you die?
Fitz: No but...
Are you able to read Sophie's emotions so she doesn't get overwhelmed?
Fitz: No but...
Can you make a joke out of everything?
Fitz: No, but Sophie and I are...
If you say "but we're cognates!" One more time, I might throw up.
Sophie: I think your giving Fitz a hard time.
Fitz turns into a monster when he's angry.
Sophie: Ok but...
Fitz gets angry everytime another boy touches you.
Sophie: Ok but...
Fitz always says,"But we're cognates!" But does that really change anything?
Sophie: Ok but...
Fitz has the exact same ability as you just less powerful making him practically useless.
Sophie: Ok but...
Keefe: Your saying the Foster and I are meant for each other!
Yep.
Keefe: Awesome!
Now if you will excuse me, I need to fulfill Biana's wish.
Fitz: How come she gets a wish!
Because she can choose the right people and has the most adorable ships!
Fitz: But...
Just shut up. Ok Biana, you wanted a sparkely dress.
Biana: Yes!
Tam: You could've chosen anything, and you chose a dress!
Biana: Well my other wish was for the Neverseen to be destroyed but she couldn't do that, so I just asked for this.
Tam: Wow.
Biana: Why?
Awwwwwww it's starting.
Tam: What's starting!
Nothing. Ok (Snaps fingers) there you go.
Biana: Thanks!
Tam: …
Dex: …
Wylie: Who keeps inviting me to these things?
Marella: Welcome to the club.