Fake Dating

by Just Tofu It

Lord Death has a new girlfriend since his wife passed away and now his new girlfriend wants Death the Kid to date someone! To make his son feel better, Lord Death told him that Kid can fake date instead. Kid chose Maka but will he soon express his REAL feelings to her? Takes place after the Kishin is defeated IN THE ANIME.

1. A Word With Lord Death

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING FROM THIS STORY!

Kid & Maka-Fake Dating Part 1

"Lord Death called us down", said Maka Albarn, as she exited out of the DWMA classroom with Death the Kid. "I wonder what father wants to tell us", Kid said. They both walked to the Death Room.

When they reached the room, Lord Death gave them a goofy greeting. His main weapon, Spirit, was there too. "How's the day, sweetie?" Spirit asked his daughter.

Maka ignored her father and faced to Lord Death. "So what's the big news, sir?" she asked Lord Death. "Hmm…well just want to tell you that I'm dating", he said quietly. "WHAT?" Kid exclaimed who nearly fainted. "Lord Death, you're really dating? I thought…I thought you already have a wife…" Maka said. Lord Death nodded. "I don't want anyone else to know, so I'm asking you that this is classified", he explained. Kid collapsed on the floor. "Kid, you okay?" Maka asked the pistol meister.

"And one more thing I need to tell you both", Lord Death broke in. Maka looked back at Lord Death. Lord Death looked too embarrassed to say anything, but his emotion was hidden behind his mask. "Well my new girlfriend knows that I have a son and she wants him to…have…" said Lord Death, but then he paused. "A girlfriend?" Maka asked in an embarrassed face. Lord Death nodded and then sighed. "WHAT?" Kid exclaimed. "Father, don't always talk about me, now I'm so embarrassed, I think I'm going to die", he cried. "Now Kid, I really need you to pair up with someone for a while" Lord Death said to his son.

"Maka is unavailable", Spirit broke in. "Since when were you in the conversation, papa?" Maka asked. "Just to protect you, sweetie, we don't want any" Spirit started. "REAPER CHOP!" shouted Lord Death, as he used his large flat four-fingered hand to slap Spirit's head. Spirit fell on the floor with a large dent on his head. "Now this also none of your business, Spirit, just don't say anything about it to others", Lord Death said.

Lord Death turned back to Maka and Kid. "I guess you know you friends' personalities, right?" said Lord Death returning back to his usual goofy voice. Maka nodded. "Liz gets too suspicious sometimes, Patty might not understand but might freak out when her sister explains it and Tsubaki can tell Black Star her feelings", Maka explained. "In which you're left and you can keep anything a secret", Lord Death finished. Maka nodded timidly. "So basically it means you can be Kid's fake girlfriend", Lord Death explained. "WHAT?" Kid exclaimed blushing harder than ever. "Alright, Sir, it's what you want", Maka replied blushing harder than Kid.