A/N: Heh. Toph in Wonderland. You thought you knew Alice in Wonderland? Well welcome to my version.

Summary: Toph goes to Wonderland.

Pairings: AzulaxToph, Smoph, Taang, Tophshot and Toko. Small hints of Smellershot, Ty Lokka and Zutara.

Warnings: Femmslash, random threesomes, and Zuko OOC like whoa.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the plot, but I did rewrite most of the actual Alice in Wonderland thing… with help from Frank Beddor, who wrote the very wonderful Looking Glass Wars.

L I N E B R E A K

"Find her… find her and bring her home…"

"My dear, dear Princess… where are you?"

"The Princess? She's missing? What will we do?"

"Bring her home…"

Toph awoke with a start, all those voices… they sounded familiar. Like the first one, which sounded like Aang, and the second, which sounded like Smellerbee, the third, which sounded like Longshot's, and the last one, which sounded so much like… Azula.

She shivered, and then tapped her foot on the ground to find her bearings. She was in her room in Ba Sing Se, like every day since getting here. She breathed out, wiping the sweat off her brow. Judging by the heat situation in her room, she had woken at about three 'o clock in the morning, so she lay back down and drifted back into a deep slumber.

L I N E B R E A K

"Princess Toph?" a small voice said in her ear.

She opened her eyes. Looking around she… she saw. She smiled, and saw Longshot in the corner, looking at her.

"Longshot?" she asked.

He nodded, "Then you remember me?"

"Of course I remember you, we tried to help you with Jet and—"

"Jet? A friend from that parallel universe?" Longshot asked.

Toph stared at him in wonder, "What… what is this?"

"Then you don't remember… you were exiled from Wonderland… you are our rightful Queen of Hearts…"

"Exile? Queen of Hearts?" Toph asked.

Longshot smiled and walked up to her. He held out his hand, "Come, let me refresh your memory."

She tentatively took the man's hand and was sucked into her world. Wonderland.

Rolling hills, but black had covered the land. She saw Smellerbee, Zuko, Katara, Aang and Sokka look over at a circular marble palace, all lit up.

"That is what has happened since your exile," Longshot said Wind whipped at the clothes of all of her friends.

Toph looked up at him, "Who are you, Longshot?"

"I am your guardian."

She looked back at the black abyss that was her land.

"What… what happened?"

"Your cousin, Azula, killed your parents and blamed it on you, putting you into exile. But these people," he gestured to Katara and the others, "still believe your innocence."

Longshot and Toph were transported back to the room she was found in.

"What can I do to return?" Toph asked, holding both of Longshot's hands and looking into his eyes.

"Find water where it should be dry…"

Toph awoke, "Find water where it should be dry…"

L I N E B R E A K

"Hey Toph, Aang?"

"Yeah?" both thirteen-year-olds asked, looking up at Katara.

"I need you to get some food from the market place? We're out and it's almost dinner time," Katara said, handing Aang a list.

He nodded and helped Toph up.

"Let's go!" Aang shouted.

Toph rolled her sightless eyes 'Yes, get me out of the house so I can find that puddle,' she thought.

Aang smiled and ran out the door, Toph following closely behind, ready to catch him if he tripped over a turtleduck or something unlucky like that.

She kept tapping the ground, though. It hadn't rained for a week, and she was looking for that puddle of water that wasn't supposed to be there.

Wonderland needed her. Longshot needed her… or… at least Wonderland Longshot needed her. All her friends in Wonderland needed her. In fact, she was starting to remember her past. She was the Princess of Wonderland!

"Okay… we need eggs, leaks, spinach and potatoes… salt, pepper, paprika, and tarragon…" Aang started muttering. Toph rolled her eyes.

She heard a splash, "Whoa! Glad I didn't step full on in that puddle!" Aang shouted, laughing.

A puddle? Toph followed in Aang's footsteps, and as soon as he was gone, she knelt next to the puddle and dipped her hand into the cool liquid. Another hand touched hers, and she was pulled through.

Toph Monster