Oook, so this is a warning before you read this. It was 5 o'clock in the morning. I was becoming slightly delirious. And this is what happened. I honestly was typing the random things that were popping into my brain, and it actually frightens me how retarded this thing is. That being said, let me just tell you who the main characters are…
Emiko – me
Kaya – my friend who actually appears in my KH fanfic
Chiharu – my bestie who also appears in my fanfic.
Naomi – another bestie who doesn't currently have a role in my KH fanfic due to the fact that she doesn't like KH.
Link – the hero of time, you know from Zelda.
Zelda – the princess of hyrule
Marth – the guy from fire emblem and super smash
Roy – the other guy from fire emblem and super smash
Squall – the guy from final fantasy 8 and KH.
There are many more, but I forget who all I added randomly… so yeah. XDD
DISCLAIMER: I disclaim all of the characters in this aside from Emiko, Chiharu, Naomi, and Kaya.
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Link: I have a beard!
Roy: No you don't you drew that on just now!
Link: Did not! it's real!
Emiko: I'm a jackalope!
Marth: That's definitely not an animal.
Roy: No you are!
Zelda: I think I'm having a baby.
Link: Why?
Zelda: Because I am.
Link: Ok then… pushes her out a window Byeee bye…waves
Naomi: YAY!
Marth: That wasn't nice.
Emiko: Your face isn't nice!
Chiharu: That's a BURN!!
Roy: I wish I wish I was a fish.
Link: But fishes have herpes!
Emiko: No, that's zebras.
Kaya: Yeah, she's right. Fishes don't have any STDs, they just have AIDS.
Link: Isn't AIDS an STD?
Roy: No. …What's an STD?
Marth: It's a stupid television dial.
Kaya: No it isn't, it's a silly tame diameter
Naomi: I thought it was cheese.
Roy: I like cheese.
Link: I like herpes!
Zelda: I just had twins!
Bulbasaur: I thought she was dead!!
Marth: I lied, Monopoly was invented by Abraham Lincoln.
Roy: Wait, then who invented the lightbulb??
Kaya: That was Jack Black.
Emiko: Black Jack is a game.
Link: RACIST!!! YOURE RACIST!!
Chiharu: I gots a bucket! hugs it tightly
Squall: steals bucket
Chiharu: NOOO THEY BE STEALIN MAH BUCKETS!!
Squall puts it on his head and dances around
Squall: ITS MY BUCKET NOW BITCH!!!
Roy: …….. he can TALK??!!!
Emiko: It's news to me!
Link: But it wasn't even in the paper!
Marth: What's that have to do with anything?
Link: All news is in the newspaper! Didn't you know?
Bulbasaur: HEY! I haven't had a line for awhile!
Emiko: That's because I forgot you were in it and nobody even likes you.
Bulbasaur explodes, creating a million tiny bubbles
Link: Great, now there are bubbles everywhere!
Chiharu: At least they aren't flying monkeys.
Naomi: Or pieces of paper with little Xs printed on them.
Marth: Or a lot of children who have a strange desire to kick things.
Roy: Like that one over there?
All: What?
Child who has a strange desire to kick things: THERE'S A MAN UNDER MY BOAT!!! kicks things
Link: OW!! God damnit, that is it! tries to slice child in half, but misses and accidentally kills Saria
Saria: You killed me! Now who's going to feed my pet tree named Charlie?
Roy: His mom?
Saria: Zelda's dead though!
Zelda: No I'm not!
Saria: Oh, well you will be soon.
Emiko: There's a pot sitting in the window.
Chiharu: So go and get it.
Naomi: sings jingle bells
Emiko: I don't want to get it.
Link: Naomi, it isn't Christmas!
Naomi: makes whatever sound it is that retarded goats make
Kaya: This is fucked up.
Marth: No. I don't feel like it now.
Roy: I do! goes to look in the random pot in the window
Link: What's in it, Roy?
Roy: I think it's a map.
Ganondorf: Maps turn me on, let me see.
Roy tosses map to Ganondorf
Emiko: Why is there a balloon in here?
Ganondorf: This is no map! This is a wall clock!
Emiko: Hello, balloon.
Roy: No, that's definitely a map. It's got numbers all over it.
Emiko: Umm the balloon is attacking me…
Naomi: Hi.
Kaya: Why'd you say that?
Naomi: Hi.
Marth: Umm… yeah.
Chiharu: I'M A LEOPLURODON!
Emiko: I …can't ..breathe……. turns blue because the balloon is strangling her neck
Roy: Leoplurodons are extinct. So no, you aren't.
Chiharu: HAH show's what you know! They're actually NOT extinct.
Naomi: Hi.
Link: Can I pet you?
Naomi: Hi.
Marth: Link has worms, don't talk to him.
Naomi: suddenly grows buck teeth Relly?
Roy: My name rhymes with toy.
Sheik: Hi, did somebody call for me?
Chiharu: Oh, yeah, that was Emiko… She died a minute ago though, so I guess you're a little too late.
Sheik: Oh, well does anyone else need a stripper?
Roy: I would say yes, but I don't like guys.
Kaya: Do you have a masterball?
Marth: I think I have a fishing rod. Is that the same thing?
Kaya: Why yes, it is. Thank you, Marth.
Marth: Oh… well I just lied, so…
Naomi: Who is this stripper…?
Link: I'll find out because I haven't said anything for a while!
Squall: forgot how to talk
Link: strips Sheik OH GROSS!! ZELDA'S THE STRIPPER??!!!
Roy: GASP
Marth: GASP
Naomi: GASP
Kaya: GASP
Chiharu: GASP
Ganondorf: Fuck. walks away dejectedly
Link: You cannot say that word here! It is a place for children!
Kaya: You mean we're at Neverland Ranch?
Roy: Holy shit, that's where that guy lives.
Marth: Marth wants to rape Link.
Kaya: You freak! shoves an apple in his blowhole
Chiharu: You can't do that. He's not a whale.
Naomi: He may as well be.
Emiko: Did you know that heaven has fire and demons and people on roller skates?
Roy: I think that's hell, dear.
Link: She's a deer?
Squall: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm DEER CHOPS IN MY BELLY.
Emiko: Damn it, now Squall wants to eat me.
Chiharu: I'm telling Sora!
Roy: What?
Emiko: I'm cheating on you.
Roy: Oh, ok.
Marth: Where'd my penis go?
Kaya: Sadly, you've never had one Marth.
Marth: Oh, that's right.
Sora: Hi.
Emiko: Why are you here?
Sora: I came because I heard there was a funeral here.
Chiharu: Who's?
Sora: looks around at the corpses Umm… theirs.
Roy: Are you Emiko's boyfriend?
Marth: Don't answer him! It's a trick!
Link: I think I lost my pants…
Sora: …Yeah, I am. Why?
Roy: WHAAAT??!!! YOU TWO-TIMING …PERSON!!!
Naomi: What? Link lost his pants?
Pikachu: PIKA!!!! electrocutes everyone and they die
THE END!
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If you don't like completely random things that have no plot whatsoever and really don't make any sense, you obviously will not like this. The sad thing is, there's a second part to the madness. XDD It doesn't end here, folks!!! I may actually upload it if I get some reviews... lol