Hello, it is me, Saucekay reporting that this just in, Orochimaru is at a public pool. I sadly dont own Naruto, Orochimaru is a trademark of naruto yada yada blah blah blah. Don't sue me please.Me and Narutoast worked together to make this line of stories
One day Orochimaru went up to Kabuto and said "Kabuto, I'm heading to the public pool. Okay?"Kabuto was surprised at this, but after Orchimaru came down he was wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that he, er she, er it? Yeah it wore for the first time today. "ummm, Lord Orochimaru? Are you Okay?" Asked Kabuto, quite afraid of the answer he might get in response.
"Of course i am, never been better!I am going to the public pool." Said Orochimaru. The weirdest thing that ever happened to Kabuto was going on right now...
Orochimaru POV
"ahh, time to relax at the pool. Then play Marco Polo. and maybe even hurt Naruto. Badly." I said.
'Darn Sarutobi' I thought as i stepped into the abnormaly warm water. With an oddly light yellow color.
Just then Sarutobi walked up to me. "ummm Sarutobi? Don't tell me. Not Sakura too!" Sarutobi was in a pink and purple teletubbie bikini. Sakura (somehow) got on a a black, red and dark purple bikini that says i 3 Ino and Lee and about that time, Itachi yelled and asked if we were the only sane ones at the pool. I said "YES WE ARE, ITACHI! And I think someone cut the fabric of time and space." I looked up too see a huge black void in the sky with the real Sakura and real Sarutobi floating in that void. Then Sakura said " Orochimaru, your hot!" Obviously the fake one. Then the fake Sarutobi said " I hate this stupid village, I'm moving to Hawaii." Then the void vanished, and the real Sarutobi and Sakura reappeared. "Oh, Hi Itachi"I said.
Back at the base: Kabuto was doing the senior macarana in a Barbie bikini with Orochimaru's thugs in yellow and black Barney speedos while wearing blue socks and an I 3 Barney hat.