Disclaimer: everything in this story is Robert Jordan's property, except for Cenn Buie's staircase, which is his and mine.


That went bloody wonderful

"Come on," Mat urged, "They can be here any moment.

"I know." Perrin panted, barely keeping pace with Rand and Mat. Perrin was perhaps the strongest boy in the two rivers, but most of those other boys could easily outrun him.

Rand was still a bit further ahead. Cause if someone came down the road ahead of them, Rand would be caught and Mat and Perrin would still have a chance to run away. He was now looking around Cenn buie's house. Even though Rand was the tallest of the three, his head barely topped 20 bricks (one brick being about 3 inch) and most grown ups in the village would look right over his head. Rand motioned for Mat and Perrin to follow and walked behind the building, out of sight. Mat and Rand quickly followed and entered the building only half a second after Rand. Perrin quietly closed the door behind the three of them. All three of them scanned the living room thoroughly before sighing at ease.

"Why are we doing this again?" Perrin asked for the fifth time.

"Because it's fun and because Cenn is always being an old prat." Came Mat's ready reply.

Perrin opened his mouth to sum up all the reasons for not doing this, but Rand interrupted him. "Come on Perrin, we're here now anyway."

Perrin gave up and stalked up the stairs. Banging his foot as hard as he could with each step. Thus camea voice from upstairs. "Hey, what's all that noise?..Wait a second ther'e's someone in my house, come here ya thieving child of the dark one!"

Mat's surprise lasted only an instant, and Rand's not much longer. In a matter of seconds they were out the door and on the street, running to the barn shed as quick as they could. Perrin however, less used to these circumstances stood transfixed on the spot, unable to move a toe. Only when the image of Cenn buie running down the stairs came into his point of view did he regain his self-consciousness again.Perrin ran as hard as he ever had, still barely outrunning the limping old man. When he finally also reached the shed, he could've beaten a dog at a panting contest.

"That went bloody wonderful!" Mat muttered angrily.

"Indeed," Camea girly voice from behind the trio , "Wonderful indeed what we have here...


Well, this was the first chapter, hoped you liked it. Please review, and for any other of this kind of stuff you'll have to go to the bottom of another story because I can't remember any and I'm too tired to look 'em up. Night!