The Lost Keyblade

It was not fate that woke Sora from his bed at the exact moment someone had been stealing his key blade, it was the fact the person who had been stealing his keyblade was yelling, "I have finally stolen the Keyblade!" which was as good of a hint as any. Sora rose from his bed mildly confused and groggy to see a blurred vision of a person in dark robe and hood. Sora didn't know who the person was and something told him that he was not supposed to either.

"Who are you?" Sora asked, concerned with how this criminal broke into his house, not yet realizing his keyblade was in the person's hands.

"Umm...no?" the person answered in a masculine voice that you could tell was being altered so Sora would not recognize them.

"No? That wasn't a yes or no question. Which must mean you are a theif who broke into my house with the intention of stealing something of great value to me. Eh? Thought I wouldn't notice didn't you? Well I know. Now what do I have that you would want to steal...that's the question thats difficult to answer," Sora said, still not seeing the keyblade in the person's hand.

"Actually, that seems like it would be the easiest question to answer-" The person said, now hiding the keyblade behind his back.

"Silence! You think I would fall the old fake out, swipe, and run? HA!" Sora said confidentally.

"What?" The person said, having less than little of an idea of what he was talking about.

"So you want my necklace, eh?" Sora asked, holding it close.

"Umm...no," The person stated plainly, already having what they came for.

"Well you will never get it! Try and catch me fool!" Sora ran to the window and leaped out, falling a good story before narrowly missing a soft bush and crashing into the concrete walkway. "Ow." Sora quickly got up and scanned the window, expecting to see the thief come barreling out to try and grab his necklace that he so clearly wanted to have possesion over. Suddenly, arms came out to shut the window. That's strange. Why would he shut that window? Hmm. Perhaps he knew I would look up. But did he know I knew he would know. Perhaps it was a trap. He probably wants to lure me in, then attack me for the necklace. But now I know. Then again, what if he knew that I would know he knew he wanted me to come up, therefore creating a thought that would make me not want to come up because he knew I would then assume he knew that I know that he knew. Yes, that makes perfect sense, I am going in.

Sora bursted through the unlocked door to come face to face with the intruder.

"Ahh!" the person yelled.

"Aha! I knew it!" Sora yelled.

"Knew what?"

"That you would try and bamboozle me out of this necklace," Sora said, grasping it firmly.

"But I don't want your necklace. I just wanted the keyblade," the person finally admitted, holding it up.

"Don't lie to me!" Sora yelled. "I want believe such pathetic lies."

"But I have it right here...in my hand...the keyblade...I stole...from your room," the person stated.

"So you admit to being in my room!"

"You saw me in your room-"

"So what do you want with my necklace?" Sora asked.

"I don't want your necklace, I just wanted your keyblade...I just said that."

"Good gravy! You stole my keyblade you monster. What are you, some kind of mastermind?"

"Umm...sure, I guess," the person answered. Suddenly police sirens rang out. "Damn, that sucks."

"Yes, that's right, the police are coming. You won't get very far fool," Sora said excited. Suddenly the police drove right by the house and down the road. The person who stole the keyblade walked passed Sora, opened the door, and left.

Yes, he was going to get pretty far, Sora thought to himself. I don't know how he did it, but he is good. Then again...I suppose it could be a she. Sora walked out of his house and stared around. No one was in sight. He needed to figure out who might steal such a thing from him.

There were four possible suspects. Riku, his best friend, who actually had a spare key to his house and has always been rather fond of his keyblade. Kairi, a little bit of a snobby friend who kind of got jealous when Sora spent too much time with Riku, Tidus, who once stated that his keyblade was...interesting, or the man down at the fish market who told him his hair looked like it had been through hell.

Yes, it was clear that all signs were pointing at the man at the fish market. Sora knew he was suscipicious. He would start there. He crossed into the next yard to take a bike as he himself did not own one. He rode down the road all the way to the market.

There it was, the fish market and standing near the entrance, the 400 pound man with one arm stood trying to hang up a sign. It was him all right. It had to be. It was just too obvious.

"Excuse me?" Sora asked.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"Like you don't know," Sora asked.

"My son?" he asked with a perplexed look. Sora stroked his chin. He definitely wasn't his son. What kind of man wouldn't know their own son.

"Yes," Sora attempted.

"Oh...Well it has been a while," he said with open arms.

"No...no it hasn't," Sora said shaking his head.

"But I haven't seen you in 12 years," he said.

"So you did steal my keyblade?" Sora asked.

"What?"

"My keyblade where is it?"

"How the hell should I know?"

"Well...most thieves would-" Sora was cut off by Riku who walked passed him with a selection of fish to purchase.

"Sora, this guy didn't steal your keyblade," Riku said. It was clear now that this man could not have been the thief. That left the next person on his list, Tidus.

Sora charged down to the beach until he saw Tidus practicing with a wooden sword with Wakka. Sora tackled him to the ground. Then he got up, and tackled Tidus.

"So Tidus, where is it?" Sora yelled, a bit unsure why he actually tackled Wakka.

"What?"

"What you stole," Sora said.

"Umm...Damn...Didn't know you realized that, but in my defense...things have been really hard lately," Tidus pulled out five hundred dollars. Sora cocked his head. So Tidus was not the thief he was looking for, but he did steal money from him. Interesting.

"Now for Kairi," Sora said out loud.

"Why did you tackle me for?" Wakka exclaimed.

"I don't know...I really don't know," Sora said honestly as he raced up to the street.

There she was. As sinister as ever as she helped an old lady cross the street and refused to except pay. She was the one he was looking for.

"So Kairi-" Sora said.

"Oh hi Sora," She said sweetly. The kind of sweet you want to put in your Cheerio's but know it would be more healthy without it. She was definitely the sugar in Sora's Cheerio's.

"So...do any stealing lately?" he asked like a well educated lawer handling a legal affair. Except he wasn't a lawer and he didn't know how to handle a legal affair, and he wasn't that educated...so really it was more like a kid asking if she stole anything lately.

"No," she said. She was good. Real good. She knew exactly what was going on. "What's going on?"

"My keyblade was stolen," Sora said with a glare in his eyes that showed her he was serious, only something was in his eye and it turned out to be more of a confused twitch.

"Are you okay?" she asked.

"Somethings in my eye...There we go," Sora said.

"Okay. So...you do know Riku has a spare key to your house right?" Kairi said. Suddenly it hit Sora.

"Ow!" Sora yelled. There it was. The spare key had hit him. As he picked it up, the odds were turning against Riku. He thought about the awkward moment of when Riku bought the fish at the market. Then it hit him.

"Sora!" Kairi helped him up. It was large blow to the head, by a large fish. It occured to Sora that these where signs. Important signs trying to tell him something. It was like a large Caution sign. Then it hit him.

"DAMMIT!" Sora yelled. The caution sign had really cut into the leg of his pants.

"Look!" Kairi said. Someone was sprinting away, like a fugitve running from a vast array of gunfire ranging from handguns to rifles. Then Sora bent down to fix his pants leg and it hit Kairi, knocking her into the street where a car then smacked into her throwing her into a bus that sent her flying into a sign that doubled back and threw her into a window to house.

"Kairi?" Sora asked. She had left in a hurry. "Oh well." Sora chased after the person and ended up to the front door of Riku's house. Perhaps it was Riku.

As Sora entered he heard something upstairs. He approached the stairs then went up them. He went to the door where he heard the noise and opened the door. He realized then it was the wrong door so he opened the other one and there was Riku with his keyblade and some kind of cup in his hand.

"What is that?" Sora asked.

"Your keyblade," Riku said obviously.

"No the cup?" Sora asked him again.

"It's a cup," Riku answered. Sora couldn't argue there...it was a cup.

"I see you brought me here to kill me," Sora said absurdly.

"Umm...no."

"Oh."

"Actually I just wanted you to drink this," Riku said. Sora eyed him strangely.

"Why did you need my keyblade?"

"Because I needed its power to create most of the tonic for this...I mean for the flavor in the tea-"

"I hate tea-"

"Coffee-"

"I don't like coffee-"

"What the hell do you like-"

"Chocolate milk-"

"Then for the flavor to the chocolate milk," Riku stated holding it out.

"I love chocolate milk!" He grabbed it and drank it quickly. Only after drinking it, he realized it wasn't chocolate milk...and he suddenly was beginning to have the urge to do innappropriate things to Riku.

"That's it," Riku stated. Sora know had impulse after impulse to rip off Riku's clothes. And he did. Sora ripped off Riku's shirt, then pulled off his belt. Riku smiled at the quickness of his tonic and also began taking off Sora's clothes. Sora took control and immediately began sucking on Riku's neck. Riku moaned and let his hand caress Sora's backside. Sora began rub his member against Riku's, creating twin gasps of excitement.

"Oh Sora!" Riku yelled. Suddenly wanting full control over his younger friends body. He grabbed Sora's shoulders and turned him around on his bed. He grabbed Sora's erected cock and stroked it before wrapping his lips around the head of it and sliding his tongue up and down.

"Riku! OH RIKU!" Sora yelled. Riku began to suck his fully grown penis, letting his nose be tickled by Sora's pubic hair everytime he went down. Sora began pushing Riku's head down, wanting the pleasure much faster. Finally, Sora came into Riku's mouth and he licked up every last drop. Sora eyed his friend with passion now. He tackled him and positioned his legs in a spread eagle.

"Wow, Sora...I didn't realize how...OWW...Ohhhh...SORA..." Riku cried as Sora pushed his erection into the entrance to Riku who squirmed on the bed, clutching the sheets as his young friend penetrated him with passionate thrusts. Riku rocked back and forth with Sora's rythym as he contiued to push his cock into Riku as he held his legs.

"You want more?" Sora asked seductively.

"YES! OHHH SORA PLEASE!" Riku begged. Sora lowered his hands on either side of Riku's chest and began to quicked his thrusts into Riku. The bed was bouncing so hard, it was becoming difficult for Sora to maintain his position. Suddenly, an awkward bounce threw Sora from the bed and he tumbled on the floor.

"Sora?" Riku asked desperately. Sora bounced back up and pulled Riku onto the floor, setting him on all fours. He pushed back into Riku's entrance and thrusted in and out while panting hard. Riku moaned hard as he kept his position before Sora finally came again, except this time, pouring into Riku.

"That was so good Sora...Now...for you," Riku said. He put Sora on all fours and penetrated him with ease before speeding up and pounding into Sora's entrance as he enjoyed the sensational feeling.

"OHHHH RIKU!" Sora yelled as he nearly collapsed from the pleasure he was being given. Suddenly a knock came a few minutes after Sora's outburst. The door then swung open and both Sora and Riku lowered to the floor. Riku was still inserted into Sora.

"Hmm...Thought they were in here," Riku's mom said, closing the door. Sora and Riku hopped back up and Riku thrusted faster into Sora to finish the job. At the last minute before cumming, Riku pulled out and flipped Sora over, then exploded in his face. Sora tried to get as much as he could in his mouth. Riku bent down to kiss him, letting his tongue push through to steal a bit of his own juices. Then he licked Sora's face to get the rest.

"Well...that was fun," Sora said, breathing hard.

"Yeah...but you should probably go before they come back," Riku said. Sora put his clothes on, smiled, and left the room.

"Well...It may have been a tonic to help me woo him and he may not remember tomorrow, but it was worth it," Riku said to himself as he picked up another cup that he was drinking out of before Sora had came over. Riku nearly drank it before noticing it had a strange smell. He stared at it a bit. "Wait a minute." He looked at the cup and noticed he had given Sora the wrong cup. He had mistakenly given Sora a normal drink. Sora had never even touched the tonic. That's odd.