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Chapter 1
Jack entered the bar, growling at the monsters angrily. He sat on a stool and began reading the newspaper. Behind the counter was a purplish grey cyclops stinking up the place. "Hey, Jack! The usual? Or can I interest you in..." Lou started but was interrupted.
"You can interest me in a way out of this dump! I WANT OUT! DO YOU HEAR ME? OUT! I never want to see coal again. I never want to see you ugly monsters again. I hate this place!" Jack yelled angry beyond reason.
Lou stared, eyes widened, "Hey, were not ugly," he glared and started growling. He was joined in by more of the monsters, the big, scary, odd looking monsters.
The room got very small for the prankster as they neared him. "Uh...I didn't mean you guys. I meant the other ugly monsters," Jack laughed nervously grinning. This seemed to satisfy the monsters and they went back to drinking and being stupid. Jack sighed in relief. "Lou, I'm looking for a new home. Mine got replaced by a nacho stand. Any suggestions?" he asked and sneakily took a guys wallet.
"Yeah get a better life," Lou said rudely glaring at him.
Jack growled, "It's too late for that you moron. I need a new home, but I can't find anything. You can help your best customer out," he said grinning.
Lou started laughing loudly. Jack stared in confusion. Lou kept on laughing and Jack joined in. Lou growled, "You steal the money from the customers. In fact I was about to ban you," he glared grabbing Jack by his collar.
"Ban me? You can't do that," Jack protested.
"I just did," Lou smirked tossing him outside into a mud pile and slamming the door.
Jack growled wiping the mud off his face, "Ungrateful lout. I loaned him ten dollars. Or did I steal ten dollars? Oh well," he sighed and started walking down the road. The wind blew a newspaper in his face. "Hey! Who turned off the lights?!" he complained and noticed the Boogie Mans picture. "Says here that Fred Fred Burger replaced his house with a frozen yogurt stand. Hmm. I can sympathize with that. Hmm he's also afraid of everything and is now living in a three room apartment. Afraid of everything huh? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Jack laughed insanely. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA"! he kept on laughing, passerbys stared. "AHAHAHAHA! What are you looking at?" he glared at the passerbys
The kids stared eyes widened. "GET LOST!" he ordered, rudely. The kids ran off screaming.
"Yeesh, no privacy. Now time to have fun with a certain Boogie man," Jack chuckled and walked off to the Apartment Center.
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