Me: I'm back! In this super duper fanfic I probably won't have any OC's. It's not gonna be all actiony, more humor. It takes place just before Total and Akila's wedding. Here we go!

Max's POV

Something cold, wet and annoying nudged my cheek, "Go away," I mumbled as I rolled over. It nudged the back of my head, I waved my hand back and whacked something warm and fuzzy. Total yelped.

"Come on Max! I need you to get up and make me breakfast!"

"Make Iggy do it," I grumbled. I pulled a pillow over my face.

"He's busy with one of his bombs."

"Make Fang."

"He's busy too."

"Nudge."

"Busy."

"Angel."

"She's with Nudge."

"Gazzy."

"He's with Iggy."

"Dylan?"

"He disappeared."

"Go buy Fang."

"But he'll kick me!"

"What makes you think I won't?"

Silence, then the tiny click of paws leaving me in peace. Finally I could get back to my nap.

Five minutes later…

"Maxmaxmax! Wake up! The kitchen's on fire!" Gazzy's voice pulled me out of my nice, peaceful dream and I sat up blearily.

"Wha'?"

"The kitchen is on fire!"

"What did you do!"

"Bomb malfunctioned," Iggy explained from the kitchen, he was throwing the buckets of water Nudge and Angel were handing him. I got to my feet, grumbling. But, of course, by the time I got there the fire was out.

I glared at Iggy – he didn't notice – and then at Gazzy – he looked down at his feet – then stumped back to my couch. "I have a headache, don't interrupt me." Finally.

10 minutes later…

"Max, Max! We're-"

"What!" I screamed, my eyes snapping open to glare at Nudge.

"We're being attacked."

"By who?" I groaned, my head was pounding.

"Erasers."

"Nerg." I moaned as I pushed myself up off the couch. Banging sounds came from the kitchen and outside, "Alright, let's go." I wandered into the room and slammed the first Eraser I saw against the wall. Then I threw him out the window. The next Eraser I saw I grabbed by his collar, took outside and pitched into the canyon. I saw Fang take down two Erasers simultaneously and Dylan accomplish the same. And then there were none. Erasers I mean.

I landed back in the kitchen and turned to look at my flock. "Alright listen up everybody. I'm going to finish my nap. None of you are to wake me up unless the house is about to explode or we're being kidnapped or I will literally bite your head off. Got it?"

They all nodded solemly.

"Good." Maybe now I could actually sleep and get rid of the headache that was pounding my brains into mush. I flopped down on the couch and piled, like, ten pillows on my face. Finally…

Two minutes later…

"Max, people are trying to capture us!"

"I don't care," I screamed, "Leave me alone!"

"But…"

"Shut up!" I shrieked.

Gazzy did. There was a bunch of clanging and such but eventually the flock drove the attackers out and I was left to my nap. Hooray.

Thirty minutes later…

"Max it's time for dinner," Fang said, gently shaking me awake. I didn't bite his head off, I mean, this is Fang we're talking about, my freaking soulmate.

I rolled off the couch and thudded onto the floor. "Eeh, let's go eat," I grumbled.