I am Narutoast. Akutsuki isn't mine but they're one of my favorite subjects to write comedy stories about. It's because they are so easily insultable. Here's my NEWEST story... it's called "The Kick Me Notice"...
Uchiha Itachi was sitting around when he decided to have some fun. So he took out a piece of paper and wrote this on it: KICK ME "Heh heh heh... time to be bored no longer!" he thought to himself. Then he took out some tape and continued to put it on Deidara's back as he acted to pat him on the back for the killing of the Kazekage. "I forgot to tell you what a good job you did with Gaara." Itachi smirked. "Why thank you, Itachi it's nice to be recognized as a great villain and the only guy around here who refuses to paint his nails!" Deidara replied. At that Itachi's smirk turned to a frown of being annoyed. "Ha ha. Very funny you butt. I have bad forms of torture waiting for you very soon..." Itachi cracked back. He was thinking about the kick me sign he had placed on Deidara's back earlier. Later that day, Tobi came up behind Deidara and recognized Itachi's handwriting instantly. So he decided to play along. This would have been the most fun Akutsuki had had inside their base since the melted cheese incident. Then Tobi kicked Deidara right in the back side. "HEY, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?" Deidara yelled at him. "Oh, nothing, just screwing off... I mean, an Akutsuki member's GOT to have SOME fun..." Tobi rambled on. "Just get outta my sight."Deidara demanded. "Fine, fine, I'll go." Tobi said "But I won't be the last to kick you, sucker..." he thought. Tobi then left. Soon after that, Kisame came, read the sign, kicked Deidara, then rushed away, leaving poor Deidara alone to look around to find whoever kicked him last and finding himself paranoid and lonely. Then, Itachi came back after the other members had kicked Deidara one or two times. "You look like you've been having a rough day." Itachi smirked. "Itachi you gotta help me! Everyone's been kicking me. Help me find out why."Deidara whined. "Well, check your back to find out why." By this point Itachi was doing his best not to laugh his head off. Deidara checked his back to find a very beaten sign that said "KICK ME". Deidara got so mad, he hung Itachi by the feet with ropes off of a weak tree branch that was very high up. Itachi got down and landed on top of Deidara. They got up, Itachi planted a paper bomb on a tree, kicked him in the shin, and ran away. BOOM! Deidara survived though. Then he was abducted by aliens from the Thirty-Ninth dimension and made into SUPER CYBER DEIDARA! He then was sent back to earth for Akutsuki to do as the pleased with him.
THE END