pheen wright vs ben mattock
turnabout vs matlock
by barrylawn
one day photnicks wright was in court objecting to people like de badass attorney (oops i meen ace attorney this story is only rated m sorry)
just then gumshoe came in with evidence
"HEY PAL I GOT DE EVIDENC" said gumshoe "we found figerpints on the murder weapon"
"oshiiiit man nice who are they" said phoenix
"not defendants" said gusmhoe
"ok not guilty" said judge "but who are they"
just then gumshoe ARRESTED PHOENIX
"they match THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY"
"WHAT" shouted phone "but i have alibi and shit!"
"2bad" said gummyshoe "ur goin to the high cort"
"NOOOOO" shouted phoenix
phoenix was dragged to the high cort in the police car (by drag i mean they put handcuff to his hand and the other to the back of the car so it pull him along the street)
febrary 22
high cort
phone room
phoenix was on the phone talking to get an attorney
"hello is tat ben matchstick" said phenix
"hi" said matlock "i am ben matstock and im sorry but u phoenix wright are guilty"
"plese ill hire u with lots of money"
"hmmm fine" said matlok and he put down the phone
phoenix went into the courtroom and everyone was like "ah, yes yes yes yes yes yes" so the court did the gavel thing
"courts in session" said the old judge
"im ready" said matlock
"so am i" said prosecutor cleever mann
"ur honor my client phenix wright had a tragic motive to do the crime" said matlok
"how" said judge
"he was attaced and killed by him befoer crime happen it was in self defense" said matlok
"OBJECTION" shouted phonix "wtf are u doin man u SUCK ur confessin for me!"
but matlock laughed
===witness testimony
"im not fukin with you im gettin u better sentence im a defense attorney" said matlock
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "the fingerprint results said the killer was a DEFENSE ATTORNEY"
"WHAAAAT" shouted matlock
"this can only mean one thing... UR THE KILLER"
"but it cud also be u" said judge
"NO" said phoenix "because wen i got arrested they took my badge so im not a defense attorney any more wich means the only person the results could mean" and he pointed at the defense place "is the defense attoreny ben matlock"
"NOOOUUUUUUOOOOO AAHHHHHHH" screamed matlock and he died
"i declare teh defendant phenix wright NOT GUILTY" siad judge and confetti fell from the sky
"im so happy" said phoenix "lets go eat burgers" he said and they went to eat burgers
THE END
