"… Now, onto more cheery news! There has been a recent development in the field of love. So, all of you hopeless romantics, listen up! Take it away, Betty!"
"Thank you, Todd. For a long time love has always been quite the adversary, never seeming to have a sure sign that the one you're with could be the one forever. Well, recent studies have shown that a person's heart being in synchronization with their partner's actually shows strong sign of compatibility. For the past 30 years, couples have been monitored and studied. People who have been together longest and showed strong attraction and feelings have similar vitals to their partners, the closer the better. Listen to some of the people who were monitored."
"We've been together for 70 years, since high school, and we've loved every minute of it."
"I was in an awful relationship when I met Steve. We became quick friends and hit it off. We got our heartbeats checked... We couldn't be happier or surer."
"Sounds like love is in the air. Stay tuned for more."