A/N: Hi guys! Welcome to my new fic! I am so excited about this! I mean, who isn't excited about a dead Sam? Lol! Anywho, I couldn't remember if Sam's last name was said, and I wasn't about to look because that would involve watching season 8 episodes again. Yuck! So I made up a last name for her, which I think is quite fitting. Lol! Here is the first chapter of Poison Ivy. It's short and doesn't get too much into the meat of the story yet, but it is needed. I hope you enjoy it, and please review!

Like I say at the beginning of all my stories, If I owned That 70s Show, Jackie and Hyde would have ended up together, and this whore would never have existed. At least I can take pleasure in killing her off now!

Chapter 1: Together Again


"Which, if not victory, is yet revenge." -- John Milton

"No! This is such bullshit!" Steven Hyde shouted at the top of his lungs.

Michael Kelso held back his long time friend, as Hyde attempted to break free of his grasp and pummel the other officers of the Point Place Police Department.

"Kelso, get the fuck off me!" He barked.

"No Hyde, you're just going to make it worse." He replied, keeping a firm grip.

"It's not true, man! They can't pull this shit." Hyde pleaded desperately.

"It's okay, Steven." Jackie soothed as she touched her hand to his cheek.

"How is it okay, Jackie?" He asked incredulously.

She smiled sadly "I guess it's not. But it will be…Somehow, it will be…"

"Jacqueline Beulah Burkhart, you are under arrest for the murder of Samantha Jane Hooker." The officer pulled Jackie away from Hyde, and proceeded to handcuff her in the middle of the Forman driveway.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in a court of law…"

As the cop continued to mirandize Jackie, her tear-filled eyes found Hyde's.

"I love you." She mouthed silently as she was shoved into the back seat of the police car.

Hyde stood there watching as the woman he loved was carted away like some criminal, and his heart broke. It was all his fault. Had it not been for his colossal mistakes, Jackie would not be in this position. It was after all, his trip to Las Vegas, NV, that set these terrible events in motion, his relationship with Sam that had lead to this moment.


Two months prior…

Hyde sat alone in his room contemplating the miserable existence he had come to lead. In a few short months he had successfully managed to marry a stripper in a drunken haze, come to find out that he was never actually married to said stripper, and lost the love of his life. That part hurt more than anything. He could live with all of his mistakes, save that one. Losing Jackie was the hardest thing he had ever endured. Watching her with another one of his best friends was excruciating on a whole other level. The years of gazing at Jackie as she cooed over Kelso were one thing, but sitting idly by and watching her make googly eyes at Fez was another definition of torture. At that moment his bedroom door opened with a creak. Could it be her?

"Hyde, baby?" The wrong woman called out.

Sam entered his room as he rose to his feet.

"Sam, what the hell are you doing here?" He asked angrily. She was the last person he wanted to see.

She approached him slowly "I…I want you back."

He rolled his shaded eyes "Not gonna happen. Just take off."

She pouted, thinking he wouldn't be able to resist. There was only one woman's pout that effected him, and it certainly was not Sam's.

"But Hyde, I love you. We were so good together, and I left my husband for you."

"You don't love me, and I definitely don't love you." He snipped.

She gasped "Then why did you marry me? Oh right, because your midget whore of an ex-girlfriend couldn't satisfy you."

Hyde felt his blood boil instantly "Shut the fuck up, Sam! Don't say a word about Jackie."

Sam frowned knowingly "So you're still in love with her." She phrased as more of a statement than a question.

Hyde huffed "Just get out of here, Sam."

She shook her head in disgust "I knew it. I knew what it meant when you called out to her in your sleep."

He looked away in embarrassment.

"Ugh, I just don't get it. I'm way hotter than her, and I'm much better in bed."

"That's bullshit. Jackie is so much hotter than you, and you're a lousy fuck compared to her."

She gasped "So then why did you stay with me?"

"Because I'm a fucking idiot! I'm a loser burnout who throws away the best thing he's got in his life!" He shouted, disgusted with himself.

Hyde breathed in deep "Look, just go" He spoke in a much softer tone.

Outside in the basement stood Jackie Burkhart, with tears in her eyes. She had heard it all, heard Hyde's clear remorse over letting her go.

"Fine I'll leave!" Sam stormed out of Hyde's room, running into Jackie.

"It looks like it's you he wants…for now, but this isn't over!" She marched out of the basement.

Hyde sat back on his bed, knocking his head against the wall repeatedly. He was so frustrated with what he had made of his life. As he continued to wallow, the sounds of music drifted into his room. It was Elton John, but not just any Elton John, it was his song with Jackie. Hyde quickly rose to his feet and exited his room. He found his breath stolen from him at the sight before him. Jackie stood next to the record player with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. He had never seen a more beautiful vision in his life.

"I remember dancing to this on Valentine's Day. That was one of the happiest nights of my life." She spoke, eyes remaining closed.

"Uh…" He wasn't sure how to respond.

"I wish I could go back there knowing what I know now." She continued.

"Jackie, what are you talking about?" He asked confusedly.

She opened her mismatched eyes and faced him "I mean I wish I could do it over. I would have stopped hanging out with Michael, I would never have given you the ultimatum, and mostly I would have made sure that you knew how amazing you are, and that you have always been the only guy in my heart."

Hyde swallowed hard "Jackie…what are you doing? What about Fez?"

She sighed "I love Fez…"

He felt his heart shatter at her words.

"But he's not you." She concluded.

At these words, his heart beat faster "But I thought that was the point. I mean, he's better than me, right?"

She approached him with fresh tears in her eyes "Oh Steven, I'm sorry if I made you feel that way, but no, he isn't better than you. No one is better than you."

"Jackie…"

"Steven, I love you." She was barely able to get her words out before his lips crashed onto hers. They kissed passionately, with all the emotions they possessed.

"I love you" He whispered as they broke for air. "I'm sorry baby."

She smiled through her tears "I know. Me too."


Later that night, Jackie made her way to the apartment she shared with Fez. She wanted a chance to break the news to him gently. As she entered the apartment, she was shocked at the sight before her. Fez sat on the couch with a half naked Laurie Forman standing before him.

"Jacqueline, my goddess, it is not what it looks like. Laurie just wanted to know if her new bikini looked good, so she began modeling it for me." He spoke quickly.

For a moment, Jackie simply stared at the sight before her. She then burst out into a fit of laughter.

"Oh Fezzie…" She spoke adoringly through her laughter.

"You are not mad?" He asked shockingly.

"Nope. I actually came to break up with you anyway."

"You want to break up?! How can this be?!"

"Uh Fez, you just said you wanted to break up with her." Laurie spoke irritably.

"You bitch!" He shrieked.

Jackie continued laughing "It's okay, really. I'm getting back together with Steven."

"You mean you and Hyde finally pulled your heads out of your asses?! That is wonderful." He cheered.

"Aaaww I love you Fezzie!"

"I love you too, Jackie." They hugged tightly.

"Ugh." Laurie groaned.

Jackie smiled "You can have him now that I'm done with him…as usual."

The two women smiled at each other, before Jackie turned and walked out.


The next month went very well for the entire gang. Kelso moved back to Point Place with Brooke and Betsy. Things were going well for Donna and Eric, Laurie and Fez, and of course Jackie and Hyde. The gang was finally together again, and it seemed too good to be true…

"You guys, something happened." The newly reinstated police officer, Michael Kelso announced ominously as he stormed into the basement.

"What is it man?" Eric asked.

"They found a body in the Le Motel. She was poisoned to death…" He paused to inhale sharply "Guys, it was Sam."

To be continued…


A/N: Okay, so this was just an introductory chapter. I hope you liked it! Please review!!