(A/N) Okay this story came to me when I was in a morning daze and I was thinking of one of my stories that I never posted. This is my first twilight fic so please be nice! If you want to flame me please make it creative. So on with the story!
Who Said Betting On Alice Was A Bad Thing?
Alice, Bella, and Esme were having a Girl's Night In. They shooed all the guys out to go hunting and as they went hunting the night before, Alice and Esme were all set. They ordered three pizzas for Bella and were happily gossiping.
"Did you see what Emmet was wearing? That had to be the most horrible thing ever!"Alice said. Bella swallowed her mouthful of pizza and said, "Yeah, do guys even know what matching means?" All three of them were laughing.
"So how are things going on between you and Edward?" Esme asked off-handily. Bella felt herself go warm as she stuttered" P-pretty good" This was about when Alice had her most awesomest (this is now a word) idea ever.
"I bet that you can't get your Darling Edward to sleep with you." She said cunningly. Bella who had just taken a sip of orange soda spat it out all over Alice's front. "W? Wha? Wha? What!?" then she noticed Alice's shirt "Ummmm… whoops." Alice flicked her on the forehead before heading into her room to change.
"Anyways, as I was saying before my shirt turned from white to orange, I bet that you can't get Edward to sleep with you."Alice said as she was coming out and plopping down on the squishy carpet of blankets and pillows. Bella tossed a pillow at Alice who ducked it. "What makes you think I can't make him sleep with me?!" Bella asked indigently.
Alice pointed to her head and smiled evilly. "You're on!" Bella cried. Alice's smile just kept getting bigger and creepier. "Let's make this a little more interesting than. If I am right, which you know I am, then you have to cut your hair short like mine and ice the tips silver."Bella turned to Esme in despair. "Sorry, but you should know not to bet on Alice. This is another reason we don't bet with her; she makes up the most horrible punishments for us if we lose the bet."
Bella then had an idea. If she had to do something if she lost, so would Alice. Now she just had to think of what. Hmmm…..Disembowelment? No that seems just a little too harsh. What was the one thing she loved just as much as torture? Two things came to mind: one her Mini Red Coop and Jasper.
She didn't really want to hurt her car and driving it didn't seem such a good idea, being the natural klutz that she was. Sao she decided to go with Jasper. Jasper, Jasper, Jasper. What was it about Jasper that appealed most to her? Then it hit her. It was his dark Aura that seemed to follow him. She could easily change that.
"Okay but if you do that, I get to do whatever I want to do to Jasper." she said evilly then noticed the shocked faces around her. She hit herself on the head as she remembered her wording. "Not like that you perverts!! I've already got Edward so what would I want with Jasper!"She said exasperatingly.
Alice seemed to relax at that and said in her normally sorta hyper airy voice" alright then! Time to make it final!" She held out her hand and took Bella's in hers and shook.