Alori: Hi peeps! Welcome to Captain Jack's Journal! Say hello to my co-authoress and good friend, Weiryn's Daughter! We'll just call her Weiryn. hi Weiryn
Weiryn: Hello!
Alori: Now for the disclaimer. DISCLAIMER: We do not own PotC. We would like to, but we don't. The only reason we're even admitting to not owning it is because the REAL owners would sue and torment us until we paid heavy fines. That wouldn't be very much fun. That's it for the disclaimer!
Weiryn: Warning- THIS STORY IS ADDICTIVE! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE HEART PROBLEMS- JUST KIDDING
Day 1
Ello' matey! Listen luv', I can't talk right now because I'm busy ransacking a town near Port Royal. (In fact I went and visited Will and Elizabeth on my way here.) I'm hopin' Commodore Norrington doesn't get word of my little pillage until me and the Black Pearl are long gone. Anamaria and Mr. Cotton refuse to talk to me lately. I will say that it's not much of a surprise when it comes to Mr. Cotton. I fear they're plannin' somethin' against me. Well, I'll talk to ye later when I get back to Tortuga with me plunder. Bye!
Day 2
Don't have much time for talk this time. Mainly, because I'm in the process of runnin' from Commodore Norrington's British fleet. You see, luv', I was forced to kidnap a young girl to escape from the clutches of the British military. So now she's aboard MY ship bawling her bloody head off saying 'How awful! Oh, this is the most dreadful day of my life! Captured by pirates! Oh, how perfectly awful!' Meanwhile, I'm sittin' here trying to save me own skin and all she wants to do is cry. Maybe Anamaria can talk some sense into her. Except that SHE won't talk to me either! Perfect. Here comes the Commodore's ship, I 'ave to prepare for battle. Bye, luv'.
Day 3
'Ello, luv'. Got a nice surprise today. Anamaria and Mr. Cotton 'ave finally revealed they're secret. They were plannin' me a surprise party for me birthday! Anyway, the whole thing occurred shortly after we escaped from the Commodore. We had warned him we'd shoot the girl if he fought us, so he let us go. This time. Well, now the girl we kidnapped thinks we're gonna' kill her. I don't know how she could think that when we've just had a party where she 'ad some fun. I also don't know when she's gonna be able to get off me ship since there won't be any British ports for the next few months, just Spanish ones. I don't know her name either. Bye, luv'.
Weiryn-Thanks for reading- now is the time for reviewing (Your lucky it is me- Alori is a stickler for making people review)