So this is a story that I came up with after watching the new Watch Dogs 2 Story Trailer and I've got to say that it looks absolutely amazing. So I'm probably going to make more of these little stories in the future. I might make this a full story but right now this one chapter is an experiment to see how you guys respond to the idea. Anyways on to the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or RWBY both works belong to their respective owners.
"Hello"- Person Talking
'Hello' - Person Thinking
Chapter: Prologue
"Ugh… Cinder let's just call it a day."
A beautiful raven haired woman looked over to the owner of the voice with hidden annoyance and gave a calming smile.
"Just a bit farther Mercury, we're almost at Vale." Mercury groaned in response but gave no more complaints and just kept walking.
"Seriously Merc would it kill you to shut up for like oh I don't know, forever!" A beautiful mint green haired girl said with obvious anger in her voice.
"Well I'm sure it would kill you if you didn't hear my oh so lovely voice everyday." He received a glare. "And you just look so hot when you're mad Emerald." The glare grew stronger.
Mercury laughed before giving a mocking wink and continued to move forward.
"Screw you Merc…" Emerald grumbled lowly.
"Sheesh at least buy me a drink first." Mercury said with a taunting smirk. Emerald growled in anger and was about to yell at her eternally annoying partner, but was interrupted.
"Enough both of you!" The two arguing teens stiffened at the voice. "We're here."
Both Emerald and Mercury looked in front of them and saw the walls of the City of Vale.
Mercury let out an impressed whistle in response to the sight.
"Got to give it to the people in charge they sure know how to build a city."
Emerald just sighed in annoyance at her obnoxious partner before turning towards her leader.
"So why are we here Cinder? Didn't you leave Roman in charge because, in your words, we had more important things to do?" Emerald asked curiously.
"Personally I don't quite know either." Cinder stated simply to her two traveling companions. "All I know is that Roman called me and told me that there was something in Vale that required my attention."
Emerald gave a look of apprehension. She didn't like the situation that they were walking into.
"Cinder, are you sure that it's a good idea to come back here? For all we know Roman could be betraying us." Emerald stopped walking and gave a concerned look to her leader.
Cinder let out a small giggle and spoke. "I don't think that we have to worry about him betraying us."
"Why?"
"Because he knows that if he does then he will soon wish that he hadn't." Cinder said with a cruel smirk as her eyes glowed brighter.
With the Push of a Button
-In Vale-
"Another day of checking the CCTS… another day of mind numbingly boring work." A man with a generic worker uniform said in a tired voice as he checked his holographic computer screen.
"Everything is the same as ever." The man sighed into his hands. "I should have just listened to mom and gone with dance instead."
While the man was busy regretting his life decisions he didn't notice a figure quickly sneak past him. The figure looked up and saw an open vent that was just large enough for him to fit through.
"Well that's convenient… and a serious security problem." The figure deadpanned. "Oh well, less trouble for me!"
He jumped up and quietly opened the folding vent and quietly moved through the vent.
"Man it's a really tight fit..." He paused. "That's what she said." The figure giggled childishly to himself as he continued his trek through the dusty and tight vent.
After crawling for a good ten minutes the figure reached a part of the vent where there was an opening to the ground below him.
"Finally I can get out of these stupid vents!"
So caught up into his happiness, the figure didn't check for any signs of enemies in the room below him. Without thinking the figure broke the vent grate and jumped down. Once he landed on the ground he looked up and was greeted with the sight of at least ten security guards in the room. He also idly noticed a bunch of monitors that showed parts of the building.
'I just landed in the security room… great.' The figure cursed his lousy luck before standing up slowly.
"Soooo…" None of the guards made a move. They were still shocked that someone had just jumped down into their room. "Nice weather we're having."
There was an awkward silence.
"You guys don't talk much do you."
That was all it took.
"GET HIM!"
The security guards aimed their guns at the figure and opened fire.
"Whoa!" The figure ran away from the heavily armed security guards that were currently doing their damnedest to try and kill him.
"This is how you guys treat your guests?! Well fuck you too!" The figure dived behind a wall that was luckily stopping any of the bullets from hitting him. He quickly pulled out some ear plugs and put them on before reaching into his backpack and pulling out a small disc looking item. He pressed a button in the middle of the disc and threw it at the feet of the guards.
There was a pause in their firing before the disc opened up to reveal small speakers. The disc then began making a painful screeching noise that rendered the guards unconscious.
"Heh, too easy." The figure walked past the unconscious guards and walked up to the numerous monitors. He grinned when he came up with an idea.
"A little present for anyone hoping to see me." He pulled out his scroll and pulled out a cord and connected his scroll to the computer. The scroll's screen lit up and began sending data to the computer. After waiting for a few seconds, the scroll and the monitor's screens flashed orange a few times before both displayed a grinning orange fox.
"And that's that." The figure unplugged the scroll from the computer. As soon as he did the image of the fox disappeared and the screen went black. The figure then used his scroll to take a selfie of himself and the unconscious guards behind him. He then made sure that he had everything he needed and ran out the nearest door.
"Alert! Alert! Alert!" The figure once again cursed his luck. "Intruder in the building! Eliminate with extreme prejudice!"
"Why extreme? Why not kindly ask me to leave?" The figure mumbled to himself as he continued to run towards his destination. He came here for a reason and he was not leaving until he accomplished that reason.
"Stop right there!" In front of the figure were two guards that were blocking the way. The figure smiled a bit and jumped on the wall before using it as a spring board in order to kick one of the guard's face. The kick made contact and sent the guard tumbling to the ground into unconsciousness.
"Only one hit?" The figure was a bit disappointed but shrugged before turning his attention back to the other guard.
"Let's dance."
The guard growled in anger and charged at the figure.
The figure sidestepped to the right and avoided the guard's charge and used his right foot to trip the guard. As soon as the guard began falling forward the figure quickly kneed the guard in the face with his left knee. While the guard was still stunned by the blow to his head, the figure grabbed his face and smashed it against the wall. The blow immediately knocked out the guard.
"Phew." The figure wiped the sweat from his forehead and continued forward.
He continued to run farther into the building as he made his way towards his objective. During his little trip through the heavily guarded CCTS tower he had managed to avoid many of the guards while taking out any that managed to find him before they could alert their comrades on his location.
"Here we go." The figure smiled to himself when he reached the room where he wanted to be.
"First things first though." The figure pulled out his scroll and tapped away at it before holding it up like he was just about to take a picture. He pointed it at the unopened door and looked through the screen.
'Let's see… five guards and one huntsman judging by the lack of armor and the short, yet sexy, skirt. Not to mention that their aura levels are pretty high.' His thoughts were interrupted when his scroll began vibrating. A smirk grew on his face when he looked down at the screen.
"Perfect."
He put away his scroll and prepared to kick in the door.
With the Push of a Button
-With Glynda Moments Before-
"We can't find the intruder ma'am." A guard stated while standing at attention in front of a tall woman.
Glynda clicked her tongue in irritation. She was getting really annoyed with the person who had so blatantly attacked Vale's CCTS tower. The worst part was that they could never catch the intruder, despite their best efforts. Every time a guard reported the location of where they saw the intruder they were usually found unconscious when reinforcements arrived.
Glynda would have gone to go and catch the intruder but she couldn't risk leaving the control room unattended without knowing whether or not there was more than one intruder.
'What is their goal in attacking the CCTS tower?' Glynda thought to herself with a troubled face. 'And how did I even get involved in all of this?!'
She had only come to the CCTS tower to ask Ozpin something but somehow she got roped into an attack on the tower. She could only massage her temple in an attempt to relieve some of the stress that was accumulating. It didn't help that Ozpin didn't seem to be too worried and stayed in his office while he drank his coffee.
Glynda turned back to the guard who had spoken to her.
"Go and tell the Police Chief to do another sweep of the ground floor and then to have his men patrol around the building constantly. Then I want you to call the rest of the teachers here and make sure that the students are safe. We can't allow this intruder to hurt any of Beacon's students." Glynda ordered the guard. The man nodded and went to complete his orders from the Veteran Huntress.
The man was about to walk out the door but was hit in the face by a foot.
"..."
"..."
"..."
There was an awkward silence as the spectators looked on in shock.
"I'm going to be honest, that felt much better than hitting a door." The figure stepped over the unconscious man and walked towards the group of guards and the lone huntress.
Glynda and all of the guards tensed and prepared for a fight.
'Who is this… boy?' She gained a confused look when she saw the figure.
The figure looked like he was barely above seventeen. He was wearing a simple black hoodie with an orange undershirt along with black jeans. He carried a one strap backpack and was wearing a black face mask that covered everything below his eyes. One of the most interesting of his accessories were the large black and orange headphones that he wore around his neck.
"Who are you and what is your purpose in attacking Vale's CCTS tower?" Glynda questioned the masked youth with a glare.
Said youth raised his hands in a placating manner.
"Whoa whoa calm down!" He wasn't really worried but he had to make it seem like he was. Or at the very least make them think he was stupid for walking into a room full of armed guards and one highly experienced huntress.
'Glynda Goodwitch… damn does she look good in that skirt. And look at those boobs, they're huge!' He would later blame his teenage hormones but at the moment he didn't care. He was enjoying the sight before him far too much to care about anything else.
Glynda noticed that the young intruder was looking at her, but not to where she was expecting. She followed his gaze and saw where he was looking. Needless to say she was not happy. Glynda gave a scathing glare and readied her riding crop.
"I will ask again, why are you attacking the CCTS tower?"
Silence.
"Huh? Sorry I wasn't paying attention."
Glynda could feel her patience getting shorter and shorter the more she listened to the intruder's words. She raised her riding crop and pointed it at the intruder. At the same time the surrounding guards followed her actions and raised their weapons.
"Okay fine, sheesh can't you guys take a joke?" They didn't respond to his question and continued to glare at him.
"Man you guys are stiff." He paused. "That's what she said!" He then descended into another fit of childish giggles.
Glynda grew a tick mark on her forehead and her riding crop began glowing a pinkish purple in response.
"Hahaha… anyways," He stopped laughing and slowly caught his breath. "Yeah I'm only attacking the tower because I wanted to." Glynda's anger was quickly replaced by confusion following the intruder's words.
"Because you… wanted… to?" One of the guards asked in utter bewilderment. Who in their right mind would attack a tower that is surrounded by Huntsmen and Huntresses in training? Not to mention that there are several veteran Huntsmen and guards in the building at most times.
"Well that might not be the best choice of words." He pulled out his scroll and tapping away. "You see I'm a hacker."
He pressed a button on his scroll and as soon as he did all of the guards suddenly fell unconscious. He lowered his scroll and gave a smirk at the downed guards.
"Get rekt."
Glynda was at a loss for words due to the shock of what had just happened before her eyes. However words soon came back to her and she growled in anger at the young intruder.
"What did you do?!"
"Oh nothing permanent. I just hacked into their earpieces and sent an acute sound through it that rendered them unconscious. Honestly the worst thing that they will be suffering from is a bad headache and maybe some ringing ears for a while." The teen said in an uncaring manner as he put away his scroll.
Glynda mentally sighed in relief at his words but still continued to glare at him.
"So anyways back to why I came here." He sat down in a nearby chair. "Well I had just finished playing a game of Kung Fu Ninja Slayer Ultimate Death Battle 2…"
With The Push Of A Button
-Flashback-
"Easy!" A blonde teen yelled into his headset as he stared at his screen with a controller in his hands.
"FUCK!" The voice had come through the headset and it was obvious that the person on the other side was not happy.
"So what's that? 4 to 1, in favor of me?" The blonde couldn't help but grin a bit when he heard the person on the other side cursing loudly.
'Huh… never heard that one before.'
"So you up for another ass beating or are you done for today?" The blonde tauntingly asked his opponent. Normally he wouldn't harass someone like this but the guy was asking for it when he started talking smack before the match even started. Not to mention that every time he lost he would always complain about 'lag' or 'I wasn't ready'.
"FUCK YOU MAN!"
"Whoa sensing a lot of hostility here, not appreciated."
"You must have cheated! That is the only way a noob like you could have beat me!"
The blonde could only sigh in annoyance. This always happened to him. He would always get matched up with jerks who's egos were far higher than their skill level.
"If I'm a noob then what does that make you huh?"
"Shut up!"
"Let me think about it… nope I'm good. I'm enjoying this far too much." The blonde could hear the person on the other side getting more and more annoyed.
"GRRR… rematch!"
"Nah, I got to do something now."
"Oh yeah and what's that huh? Are you going to cry yourself to sleep because you've got no life huh?"
"That sounds more like your shtick bub."
"Fuck you."
The blond laughed at the 'clever' response that he received.
"For shame! You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
The blonde got up and turned off his microphone before the person on the other side had a chance to talk. He turned off his game and proceeded to walk to his computer. He turned his computer on and checked his 'work' e-mail.
"Let's see what's new… okay so the usual." He counted ten big checks. Twenty thousand lien being the smaller of them. The next thing he counted were the numerous death threats that he received daily. And finally he received over a thousand spam e-mails.
"Who in their right mind buys this kind of crap?" He read a few of the more common e-mails he was receiving.
"Feeling inadequate? Why not take some supplements!"
The blonde could only deadpan at the words. He never understood why someone would want to increase the size of their… assets. He heard it was extremely painful and in his opinion was not worth said pain. Besides, it's not like he needed them. He saw a link in the e-mail and, despite his better judgment, decided to click on it.
'Okay that's gross! They didn't need to send me an example!"
The blonde closed the opened window and moved on to the next e-mail, hoping to forget about the disgusting sight. He did not care to see another man's genitals.
"Help, I'm a lost prince from Vacuo! If you give me money so that I can get back to my throne then I will pay you triple the amount! All I need is ten thousand lien…"
He couldn't help but facepalm at the sheer stupidity of the message.
'Seriously someone would have to be utterly stupid to fall for something like that.'
He closed the e-mail and went to his website that he created for those who knew of his hacking skills. Unfortunately he was still new to the whole hacking scene and was still not too well known in the community.
"What's this?"
He saw a very interesting comment and proceeded to read the first line.
"Who does this fuckboy think he is?"
He blinked.
"Well that's just rude." He continued to read the rest of the comment.
"This dumbass thinks he's all that just because he's hacked a few things in Vale's council? If he really was all that then he would step up his game and try to hack Vale's CCTS Tower!"
The blonde stopped reading the e-mail for a minute and thought about the idea. He would be lying if he said that the idea wasn't tempting. But at the moment he wasn't that interested in doing something like that. He was perfectly fine with just doing his regular contracts. After making his decision he read the rest of the e-mail.
"P.S. Fuck ramen. It tastes like shit and looks like it too…" With every word that passed the blonde's lips he could feel his anger rising. "It's one of the worst things that humans have ever made and it should be destroyed because it's a shit food!"
"OH FUCK NO!"
The blonde stood up in outrage.
"He did not just insult the greatness that is ramen!" He grabbed his hoodie. "If this guy thinks that he is going to get away with this then he is fucking wrong!"
The blonde put on his clothes and grabbed his bag along with grabbing some of his inventions. He stuffed the technology in his backpack and zipped it up. The last things he grabbed was a black face mask and a pair of black and orange headphones, which he put on his face and around his neck. The facemask and the headphones respectively.
"Okay asshole…" He pulled out his scroll. "No one fucks with ramen and gets away with it!"
-Flashback End-
"And that's how I got here." The figure said simply. He was currently sitting on one of the chairs in the control room with a pipe in his mouth. Where he got said pipe no one could tell.
"So let me see if I got everything." Glynda took a deep breath.
"You played a game called Kung Fu Ninja Slayer Ultimate Death Battle 2."
"Yup."
"Someone badmouthed you and you responded by, and I quote, 'beating his ass'."
"Correct!"
"Then another person sent you a 'rude' message and insulted your favorite food. Which then caused you to come here?"
"Don't forget the part about the ads. Especially the dick one."
"Are you an idiot?!" Glynda screamed at the top of her lungs.
The youth seemed to be offended by her statement.
"I prefer retarded!" He paused. "Wait…"
Glynda just rubbed her temple while muttering the word idiot over and over again. She stopped her massaging and looked back up at the young intruder and saw that he still had the pipe in his mouth. She grit her teeth at the sight.
"STOP SMOKING!" Glynda grabbed the pipe from his mouth and snapped it in two before throwing it on the ground. She then proceeded to stomp on the broken pipe repeatedly.
-Five Minutes Later-
Glynda was breathing heavily but still continued to stomp on the pipe. After another few moments she finally stopped.
"You done?" The figure asked in an amused tone. Glynda breathed heavily as she attempted to regain her breath.
"Yeah."
"You feel better?" He asked curiously.
"Surprisingly yeah." It surprised her but she did in fact feel better. It was as though she released all of her stress in one go. She hadn't felt this good in years!
"Good." The figure then pulled out another pipe.
Glynda stared in shock.
'Oh… there's the stress again…' Glynda couldn't help but crumble in defeat. The figure looked on in amusement as he mentally patted his own back for his accomplishment.
"Could you at least not do that right now?" Glynda asked in a defeated tone.
"Well I could buuut," He blew out some bubbles from the pipe. "If I did then I wouldn't be able to see your reaction to the fact that this is only a bubble pipe." The face Glynda made was everything that he could have wanted.
Glynda looked, destroyed. She looked as though someone just took a giant hammer and smashed all of her sanity and happiness.
"Seriously do you actually think I would ruin my lungs for some relief? Nah fam I ain't about that life!" He somehow pulled out a hat and sunglasses and put them on in the span of two seconds.
"How do you even do that through your mask?" Glynda questioned weakly.
The figure looked somewhat confused by the question. Like he didn't know himself.
"Trade secret?"
"If you're going to say that then at least sound like you believe it too…" Glynda sighed in exasperation.
The figure chuckled sheepishly.
"Anyways I'm going to finish what I came here for." He walked over to one of the computers and plugged in his scroll.
Glynda's eyes widened. In her defeat she had forgotten why he came here. She quickly stood up and used her riding crop to lift the figure into the air before throwing him to the other side of the room. He hit the wall with a loud thud and crumpled to the ground.
"I will not allow you to do anything to this tower!" Her aura flared. She narrowed her eyes when the figure stood up. He didn't look too affected by the hit and instead smiled a bit when he stood to his full height.
"So that's how it is…" He straightened his clothes. "Well let's do this."
The figure pulled back his hood, revealing blonde spiky hair. He then lifted his headphones from his neck and put them on.
He gave one final grin before he sank through the floor. Glynda looked on in shock before putting herself on high alert as she examined the room looking for the now missing intruder. Little did she know that the person she was looking for was right underneath her.
'Okay so I know I talked a big game but that last attack REALLY hurt!' The figure thought as he walked around the room he had fallen into. Luckily for him it was only a storage room so he didn't have to worry about running into anyone.
'I can't take on someone like the famous Glynda Goodwitch and expect to win.' He sat down and thought to himself on ways of being able to do something. 'Well I could always use my semblance… nope too dangerous. If I'm not careful I might cause someone serious harm or worse destroy part of the building.' He continued to brainstorm ideas.
"I got it!" He yelled when an idea came to him.
"What was that?" The figure flinched when he heard a voice outside the room he was in.
"Don't know but we can't afford to pay attention to that right now! Miss Glynda told all the guards in the building to get to her position and secure it!" The person's words surprised the blonde.
'Well shit…' He reached for his scroll but remembered that he had left it back in the control room.
"SHIT!" He stood up and took a deep breath before jumping back into the wall and crawling his way back up to the control room.
Glynda was currently waiting for the rest of the guards and her fellow teachers to get to her position. She had sent out a building wide alert, saying that the intruder's goal had to do with the control room.
"What's this?" Glynda picked up a scroll. "It must be that idiot's scroll."
She tried to turn it on but quickly dropped it when she received a slight jolt from the item.
'Must have put some sort of defense mechanism on it.'
"Glynda!" She turned around and saw her fellow teacher and hunter, Peter Port.
"Peter, I'm glad you made it." She put the scroll back on the desk.
"I rushed here as soon as you sent me that message." Port was holding his blunderbuss/battleaxe. Glynda gave a soft smile at her colleague's quick action.
"I thank you for your timely arrival. I need your help in securing this room while we wait for Professor Oobleck." She gestured towards the scroll on the desk.
"The intruder was using this while he hacked into some of the guard's communicators and knocked them out with some sort of sound." Glynda did her best to explain the situation to her fellow teacher while continuing to keep an eye out for the person that had caused all of their troubles.
Port examined the device. "I assume you want him to examine it."
Glynda nodded.
"Yes I want to have him try and to get through the security on it and possibly see if there is anything on it that can shed some light on the person who attacked the tower."
"Do you know what he looks like and what his abilities are?" Port asked.
"The person is a young male, he didn't look above the age of seventeen or eighteen and seemed to be quite immature. His clothes were a black hoodie, an orange undershirt, black jeans, and a face mask. As for his abilities, I'm not too sure about them." Glynda stated the last part with a large amount of confusion.
"What do you mean Glynda?"
"He was able to sink through the floor, Peter."
Professor Port was shocked by the statement.
"This is troubling." Port spoke in unusually serious tone.
"What do you mean?"
Port had a grim look on. He looked directly into Glynda's eyes with utmost seriousness. It shocked Glynda how serious the usually joking and well-mannered Professor Port was being.
"I fought with a fellow hunter when I was younger. He had the ability to go through solid objects, including people."
Too absorbed into their conversation, they didn't notice a lone hand that was coming out of the desk, nor did they notice that it was searching for the scroll.
"Is that true Peter?" Glynda grew all the more worried about their adversary. She leaned against the desk behind her for support. The same desk that the scroll was on.
"I'm afraid so Glynda." He looked away from her. "If this boy has the same ability then he could absolutely be anywhere in the building."
The hand was patting all over the desk as it searched for the scroll. However, the more it searched the more it got closer to Glynda.
"In fact," He began stroking his mustache. "There was one thing that my former comrade and his ability were very well known for."
Glynda couldn't help but gulp a bit at what must have been a dangerous ability.
"What was it?"
"He could…" He paused for dramatic effect. "Grope a woman without being caught!"
"Huh?" Glynda looked at her colleague as if he were insane.
"Yes, the ability made him quite infamous amongst our female comrades." His expression changed from serious to nostalgic. "Why I remember one occasion when he walked through a wall to the women's bath and managed to get back before being noticed." He smiled a bit.
Glynda was still in shock.
"Of course I didn't support him in his endeavors but I must admit that he found many ingenious ways to apply his semblance. From peeking on women bathing to being able to move through and defeat Grimm so quickly that it seemed like he was a blur."
Glynda honestly didn't really know how to react to his words. Though the most reasonable reaction for her to take was anger.
"Ah yes, good times!" Port let out a jovial laugh.
"KYA!" Glynda let out a cute sounding yelp of surprise when she felt something touch her butt. She felt whatever was touching her give a slight squeeze, which caused her to let out a sensual moan. It continued to feel her up for a good ten seconds before finally stopping. Once she felt it stop she stood up and glared at the offending appendage.
The hand gave a quick thumbs up before grabbing the scroll and disappearing. Glynda growled in absolute fury and began quivering with rage.
Port, sensing the danger, slowly backed away from the very angry woman and made his way towards the door.
-Outside The Tower-
"DAMN HIM!"
The figure chuckled to himself. It certainly was entertaining hearing the absolute rage coming from the usually calm Glynda Goodwitch.
"Damn I'm good." The figure said to himself as he relaxed in one of the bushes that broke his fall.
-Inside The Tower-
"I'll kill him!" Glynda used her semblance to toss around any object she could find. Computers, desks, chairs, a scared guard. She was so angry that she didn't care that she was slowly destroying the room.
"Glynda calm down." A calm voice spoke up. All eyes turned to the speaker and saw an amused Ozpin.
"How could I possibly calm down?! A pervert violated my body and I demand retribution in blood!" Glynda once again threw a poor guard.
"I'm sorry about that Larry." Ozpin spoke to the guard who was tossed. The guard gave a weak thumbs up before falling unconscious.
"I know you are upset Glynda," She glared at her boss. "…Very upset, but I've checked the system and nothing was harmed other than a few of our personnel. And all of them only suffered somewhat minor wounds. Maybe a few broken bones here and there but those are in the minority." He took a sip of his coffee and waited for Glynda's response.
"He touched my derriere." She said as though that was the biggest offense.
Ozpin sighed. "All of Remnant weeps for your loss of purity."
"Sarcasm doesn't suit you Ozpin." Glynda stated in irritation.
Their conversation was interrupted when a guard walked up to them.
"I believe you should see the security feed headmaster!"
Both Ozpin and Glynda looked a bit confused but followed after the guard who directed them to a computer. The both looked at the screen and saw an interesting picture.
"W-what is this?!" Glynda asked, disgusted with the sight before her.
"I'm not quite sure." Ozpin took another sip of his coffee. He wasn't really affected by the image.
"I believe this is what the young people call a 'Dickbutt' ma'am." The guard spoke with barely restrained laughter.
"It's disgusting!" Glynda shouted in outrage.
"I think it's quite… creative." Ozpin couldn't really find anything else to say about the image. "Is this all you wanted to show us?" Ozpin asked the guard.
"No sir. There is a message that was left here for I believe Miss Goodwitch." The nameless guard handed over the message to an angry Glynda. She read the message and stared at it in silence.
"What does it say?" The curious voice of Port asked.
"It's just says Dear Glynda and it's a picture of a butt."
"Well… I mean, it's a nice butt." Ozpin said in hopes of abating Glynda's anger.
Glynda let out a scream of utter rage as she vowed to get revenge on the young man who had felt her up.
With The Push Of A Button
-The Next Day-
"Ah." A young blonde man relaxed into his very expensive desk chair as he congratulated himself on his excellent job. He had not only hacked into Vale's CCTS Tower but also managed to do what he went there for. All while being attacked by many guards and one very angry Glynda Goodwitch. Yes it was certainly a good day to be him.
"Let's see what that asshole has to say about this!" He straightened himself and went to his e-mail account and prepared to send a message to the person who insulted his precious ramen.
"Dear Mr. Asshole, I would like you to know that I have hacked into all of your accounts for every game that you have every played and have deleted all of it's data. Don't worry however about your finances or your personal identity, for I have not spread those around. I may have however helped myself to a bit of your money. P.S. Here is a picture of me and the wonderful people at Vale's Tower. P.P.S. You will now be required to watch 2 Girls and 1 Cup every time you sign on to your computer or scroll. Enjoy!" He smiled.
"And send!"
Once the message was sent he decided to go and play a quick game of Kung Fu Ninja Slayer Ultimate Death Battle 2 before he went to bed. He turned on his game and sat down on a beanie bag and looked for a match.
"Hmm?" On the screen was a challenge message. "Someone is challenging me?"
He read the name of the challenger and saw that it was PunQueen69. He chuckled at the name and accepted the challenge.
After the match started he decided to get a feel for how his opponent played and began making feint attacks and allowing his opponent to attempt to attack him.
"So they are an aggressive kind of player that doesn't block much huh." He grinned and stepped up his game. He began using some combos that made use of his opponents lack of blocking and dealt some serious damage to their character. Before long he had won the match.
"Well that was pretty easy." He sent a message to the other person saying 'GG'. The person didn't respond for a few seconds but eventually typed the same message back. The blonde smiled a bit and decided to send them a friend request. No one usually challenged him and it was nice seeing that some normal person was willing to play one of the top players in all of Remnant. The other player accepted the friend request which made the blonde pretty happy.
"Well I'm tired." He turned off the game and plopped down on to his bed. He turned on his scroll and chose some nice music and got comfortable in his bed.
"Today was a good day." He slowly closed his eyes and, soon enough, drifted off to sleep.
Little did he know that there was a person outside in the distance looking through his window. Said person had raven colored hair and glowing amber eyes.
"How interesting." She smiled before disappearing into the night.
With The Push Of A Button
-In Beacon-
"Yaaaang, get off I want a turn!" A childish voice yelled to a blonde bombshell.
"Okay, okay, calm down Ruby." The blonde put down the controller and moved to the side to allow her younger sister to sit down.
"So Yang did you win your game?" Ruby asked as she started to play against a random person online.
Yang grumbled to herself.
"No, I didn't." She began pouting and crossed her arms with puffed out cheeks.
Ruby let out a laugh.
"Well it serves you right for challenging the fourth best player in the world Yang." Ruby let out a whine when she lost to the person she was fighting.
"Yeah I guess you're right." Yang gained a dreamy look in her eyes. "But I got to admit this guy was awesome! He totally beat me in an instant. I was upset at first but now I know that I have a lot to improve on!" She stood up and grinned.
"Not to mention he sent me a friend request!" Yang gave her little sister a smug look. "One of the best players in the world sent ME a friend request."
Ruby stuck out her tongue at her sister.
"Boo Yang you suck!" Yang laughed at her sister's antics and went to the bathroom to go and prepare for bed.
"Ruby be quiet!" A girl in a white sleeping gown yelled in anger. Ruby eeped in fear and hid behind the nearest thing, which happened to be a beautiful black haired girl.
"Ruby, what are you doing?" The black haired beauty asked blandly.
"Weiss was being scary and you were the closest thing to hide behind Blake."
Blake just shook her head and walked over to her bed and laid down. She pulled out a book and began reading.
"I need my sleep Ruby and I can't sleep with you being so loud!" Weiss was tired and angry. She did not need her annoying but friendly partner to keep her up when she needed to sleep to prepare for studying.
"Sorry Weiss..." Ruby poked both of her fingers together in guilt.
Weiss sighed lightly. "It's fine Ruby. Just please be quieter from now on."
Ruby nodded enthusiastically and promised that she would be quieter. Weiss thanked her and went back to her bed to try and sleep.
"Goodnight Weiss." Ruby whispered to her best friend.
Weiss sighed once again. "Goodnight Ruby."
Ruby followed her team's example and jumped up to her bed and got comfortable. It had been a rough week for her team. They all started fighting their first day as a team and then they found out that Blake was a Faunus and an EX-White Fang member to boot. Then they fought the White Fang at the docks in Vale and almost caught the criminal Roman Torchwick. Yeah Ruby was a bit tired after all that had happened. She was glad though that everything turned out all right and that Team RWBY was back together!
Ruby smiled to herself and drifted off to sleep.
"Okay, time for bed!" Yang boisterously stated with a big grin.
"SHHHHH!"
Yang recoiled in surprise at the shushing that she received from all of her teammates.
"Oops, sorry." Yang whispered her apology and quietly made her way over to her bed. She did her best not to bother her partner and jumped up to her bed.
'Man that game was fun.' Yang thought to herself as she thought back to her match with the worldly renowned player.
'Next time we meet I will beat you…' She raised her hand in the air above her and made a fist. 'Ramenlover9!'
Chapter End
AN: Done! Well I finally finished the first chapter for this story! Anyways as to why I'm making a new story and why I said that this would be an experiment. The thing is… I'm having some writer's block for my main story and I felt that writing another story might allow me to get rid of some of that writer's block, hopefully. I hope that you guys like this idea and please tell me if there is anything I can improve on and I hope you all have a wonderful day!
CYA
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