How is a raven like a Writing Desk?

How is a raven like writing desk,

would you know;

Is the raven smart or witty,

Or does it have eyes that glow?

How is a raven like a writing desk,

Does a writing desk fly like a bird,

Way up high;

Or does it fall like rain from the sky?

How is a raven like a writing desk,

Is the bird made of wood?

I would like to answer that;

If only I could.

How is a raven like a writing desk,

Whoever thought of such a thing!

To make us think

Until our ears start to ring.

How is a raven like a writing desk,

I guess I'll never really know;

Until I reach Wonderland,

I guess I'll have to go.

How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

By Rae Wilson