Charlie Bit Me!
A/N: Just an idea I had stemming from an oh-so-hilarious YouTube video. Search "Charlie bit me" and watch it… it is so freaking hilarious, though it probably shouldn't be. Anywho, that gave me the brilliant idea for this fic (which may not be quite as brilliant as the idea started out as). Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own less than usual thanks to having to drop out of school. Having to begin to pay off my loans has resulted in me having to sell what I can, so I definitely haven't been able to afford the rights to Harry Potter. Sadness.
Bill sat still on
the couch and held out his arms. His mother obligingly placed his
baby brother there, though not without a few simple safety spells. Bill looked in wonder at the bundle in his arms. He couldn't
believe how much bigger his baby brother, Charlie, had gotten in just
a few short months. He was already a lot heavier!
Copying
something he had seen his mother do on occasion, Bill stuck a finger
in Charlie's mouth. He felt the weird texture of his brother's
new teeth and noted that there was a lot of spit in the baby's
mouth. Suddenly, Charlie clamped his teeth down on the finger in his
mouth.
"CHARLIE! Charlie bit me!" Bill wailed as he wiggled his finger free. Charlie just cooed at him in response. Both boys were soon laughing. Forgetting the pain that had come the last time he did it, Bill stuck his finger back in his brother's mouth.
"Ooh. OUCH! Ouch!
Ouch, Charlie! OWWW! Charlie that really hurts!" he screamed as his
brother refused to let the digit go free.
Seeing (and hearing)
the distress of her oldest son, Molly sent a charm towards her two
boys and instantly Charlie let go of Bill's finger, which Bill
snatched back quickly, nursing it better as only small children can
do.
Charlie started giggling, thinking that this was an awful fun
game his big brother was playing with him. Bill joined him shortly.
Still laughing, he told his mother what had happened: "Charlie bit me." He quickly turned serious as he turned to face his baby brother.
"That really hurt Charlie, and it's still hurting. You better not do that again." He said seriously.
"Well then, love," Molly told her oldest, "you shouldn't stick your finger in his mouth so he can bite it. He's just getting his teeth and biting down on your finger makes that hurt less. You shouldn't give him the chance to bite it."