Here's the Seto/femRyou oneshot I promised from my poll. I'm probably going to put up another femUkitake oneshot next. Bleach has officially invaded my brain and refuses to let me think about my other stories. Oh well. I hope you all enjoy this story.

Disclaimer: Never has been, never will be.

Summary: Ryou's job description is unlike anyone else's at Kaiba Corp. Seto/femRyou

Warnings: femRyou

Rating: T

Job Description

"Good morning, Mr. Kaiba," the guard posted outside his office said as Seto walked up.

"Is Ryou here yet?"

"Yes, Mr. Kaiba. Mrs. Kaiba arrived about half an hour ago."

Seto nodded to the man before walking into his office. "Thank you, Mr. Niigata. Yes, Mr. Kaiba will be looking forward to your lunch. Thank you, and you as well." Ryou hung up the phone and turned to smile at Seto.

"I thought I was having dinner with Niigata tonight? You're in my seat, by the way," he said, leaning down to kiss the white haired woman.

"Well, now you're having lunch with him and Mr. Hokkaido tomorrow. Besides, you weren't here to sit in it, in the first place," Ryou said as she clicked open the planner on Seto's computer.

"Niigata and Hokkaido are trying for the same deal though. They'll cut out each other's throats. And I'm here now."

"That's the whole point. Having both of them together will cause them to compete, giving us the best deal. And you really need to be more patience. You don't have a meeting for another half hour."

"Have I told you how much I love you. Now, up. I need to get ready."

"Fine," Ryou said with a pout, standing up. "I'm done anyways."

"So," Seto said slowly, sitting down behind his desk, "I guess this means I'm free for dinner."

"Hmm, I guess it does," Ryou said innocently, placing some files on Seto's desk, picking up the handful that was already there.

Seto shook his head, smirking lightly as he looked for a pen. "Honestly, Ryou, I think I'm the only one who knows you're not as innocent as you act."

"Of course not," Ryou said, handing Seto a pen. "Mokuba is aware as well." She gave Seto a quick kiss on the cheek. "And I better see you tonight. If you aren't home by seven I'm sending Mokuba after you."

She left the office, smiling at the guard. "Everything's in place. Make sure he doesn't overwork himself."

"Now, Mrs. Kaiba," the guard said with a grin, "you know that's your job."

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"Seto!" The brunette only had time to register someone screaming his name before he was tackled. "Happy birthday!"

"Birthday?" Seto heard himself mutter even as he hugged Mokuba.

Ryou chuckled as she came out of the kitchen. "I told you he'd forget his own birthday, Mokuba."

"So that's the real reason you rescheduled my dinner."

"Maybe," Ryou said as she kissed Seto's cheek. "I made your favorite, so you can't be mad at me."

"Mad? At you?" Seto asked with a grin. "Never."

"Come on!" Mokuba said, grabbing his brother's hand. "Let's eat!"

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"Best birthday ever," Seto whispered, panting slightly as he gently kissed the top of Ryou's head. Ryou sighed softly, snuggling up to him.

"You see what happens when you take a little time off work," Ryou yawned, trying to untangle her legs from the sheets. She finally gave up with a huff, deciding to look for her pillow. When she realized it had been knocked onto the floor she decided to use Seto as a pillow instead.

Seto chuckled softly, wrapping his arms around his wife. "Well then, you'll just have to schedule all my meetings from now on."

"Hmm, maybe. I might need a little more incentive," she whispered, kissing Seto slowly yet passionately.

"Oh, is that so?" Seto asked playfully, grinning as flipped Ryou on top of him. "Well, let's just see what we can do about that then."

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Well, there's the Seto/Ryou story. Hope you all enjoyed it!