Funfair!

Sasuke's pov

"Oh please Sasuke! Lets go as a three to the newest funfair that came today! Come on! Its going to be fun!"

"Sakura, for the last time, No! I don't like funfair, where people laugh, cry, scream! Its annoying!"

For an hour now that annoying bitch was trying to get me to go to a funfair. I hate funfair's though! I will never go to one!... but actually...If Naruto is coming...No! No no no! I am not going to a stupid funfair!

"Okay, don't do it for me, but do it for Naruto. Its like a date, but with me around, and going onto fun and scary rides!"

"Okay! Okay, when does it start and end, and how much do you pay for the entry, and rides?"

"Okay, ill write it down for you."

She got out a piece of paper out of her pocket, and wrote...

Start: 13.00 End: Midnight

Entry: 15 pounds per person, and all other rides you go on free!

Sakura passed me the piece of paper into my hand. Then got my hands and started jumping up and down in excitement. I was just standing there waiting for Naruto to wake up, because it was already bloody thirteen-thirty.

So I went into mine and Naruto's bedroom, and saw my beloved blond cover himself with the blanket and turn on his side. I sneaked up to the side he was on, sat down on the floor, and kissed him on his warm lips. I knew he was awake, but still he had his eyes closed and pretended to snore. The sign that he wanted more. I put my hand into his hair and made-out with him, until he opened his eyes. I already had the sharingan active, and ready to have sex with Naruto for 72 hours. But then remembered Sakura in the living room. So I just shook Naruto awake, saying that if he wakes up now we will go to a funfair. And that was a really Bad idea.

Surprised Naruto quickly opened his eyes and stood up, already dressed in his casual clothes. I kissed him a good morning, and leaded the way into the living room. Naruto still wanted to have sex, grabbed my ass and got me horny, but I turned around to him, and activated my 72 hour having sex. I didn't want Sakura seeing us-actually-having-sex-on-the-couch-in-front-of-her or something. He was unconscious, so I got him into my arms like a princess, and took him into the living room.

Sakura shocked at the unconscious Naruto, just stared totally shock. I put Naruto down on the white sofa next to Sakura, and still with my sharingan activated, tried to calm her down. Another Bad idea.

"Don't worry he will be conscious again in..." I looked at my watch "Ten minutes."

She stared at my eyes the whole time we were sitting there waiting for Naruto to awaken. I so totally wanted to put her on fire, but Naruto would be really angry with me. So I stood up and went into the kitchen for a drink and some breakfast for Naruto, as I whispered the word "Release." With my hands together in the tiger sigh. And Naruto just sat up on the couch in the same time I said my special breaking the justu word.

"Well Sasuke, Congratulations on completing your sex justu! It was awesome!" Naruto came running to me for the breakfast I was making him.

"You know I made that justu just for you." I said as he was swallowing his whole sandwich at once.

Sakura still confused on the sofa, stares at us with a confused glare. We both went to sit by her and told her what we were doing.

"So...We are making up justu to help us with a situation like this one. Naruto wanted to have sex, but we had guests over so I just use my sharingan to give him pleasure not torture."

"And I just do justu that will help us when we actually do it! Like for example Sasuke isn't in the mood for sex, but I am so I use my shadow clones to make him horny and everything, so we can actually do it!"

Sakura then nodded, and her smile came back. Then she kept her glare at Naruto, which she already knew he knew about the funfair trip.

"Sasuke~" Asked Sakura with a musical voice.

"hn"

"What time are we going to the funfair?" Naruto actually asked that one.

I just turned to him, at the same time reading the note Sakura wrote me, and blabbed out "Two". Naruto in excitement jumped from the sofa, and kissed me right in front of Sakura. She already knew we were a couple, but we never until now kissed in front of her. She smiled and then too jumped up, and went into the kitchen. Got herself a snack from the fridge, and came back to sit on the white couch that was opposite the one we were now making-out on. I broke the kisses and whispered in Naruto's ear "Later Sakura's here."

He sat up as I got up from the couch, into our bedroom. I took a pack back out of Naruto's drawers, and again went into the kitchen.

"Guys, what snack shall I pack for the funfair?"

"Crisps! Grapes! Cookies! Apples! Coca Cola! Fanta!"

"Okay that's enough!" The bag was full, because I packed everything they said, and also what I wanted. I took the bag off the counter and dropped it on Naruto while I was on the way to the bedroom, to get my wallet. I took it off my desk, and went back to the living room. On the way there I checked I had enough money, or should I get it from my bank account. But I had more then two thousand pounds on me, so I don't need to go anywhere.

I went through the living room door, and saw both of them at the door, all sorted. So I put on my shoes and off we went to the funfair Sakura wanted us to go to.