The tales of drunky the leprechaun
Drunky teh leprechaun decided 0ne day to go crap on his n3ighbors daisies. His
neighbors didn't take to kindlt to dis as they yelled holy banana samich and beat a
chipmoonks with a ham hogie. Drunky looked down and saw that his poo was beginig to
sprout arms legs a face and a little goaty that made it look likes a mini satan. Drunky and
the poo wandered into the mysticle forest of l33t speak. A gay sprite named 3AgleD0rf
camme from no where and said " 0h Hei 1 re 3AgleD0rf teh maegacl sprot of the
magiicel fowerst :D u R sraanGe loking pples U woont the flohwr3rs. Suddenly a
massive hole appeared in the ground and drunky and his poo fell to theryrre deaths. Then
drunky sade yo yo yo where we at. Teh pooos said we is in Jersey. (tis is a metephore
comparing jersey to hell, and if your from jersey pretend I said Canada an if you from
Canada……well who really cares your just Americas hat anyways)